Winston Churchill
Winston: "Madam, Would you sleep with me for 1m Pounds?"
Unknown woman: "Yes sir, I think i would"
Winston: "Well, how about 1 Pound?"
Unknown woman: "Winston! What sort of woman do you think i am?"
Winston: "Madam, that matter has already been solved. Now we're just bartering over your price."
Unknown woman: "Winston, you appear to be drunk!"
Winston: "And you my dear are ugly but tomorrow I'll be sober"
Lady Astor: "Winston, if I were your wife I'd put poison in your coffee."
Winston: "Nancy, if I were your husband I'd drink it."
Charles de Gaulle
China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese.
How can one conceive of a one party system in a country that has over 200 varieties of cheese?