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violent_anger

Think smaller, more legs.
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Winston Churchill

Winston: "Madam, Would you sleep with me for 1m Pounds?"
Unknown woman: "Yes sir, I think i would"
Winston: "Well, how about 1 Pound?"
Unknown woman: "Winston! What sort of woman do you think i am?"
Winston: "Madam, that matter has already been solved. Now we're just bartering over your price."



Unknown woman: "Winston, you appear to be drunk!"
Winston: "And you my dear are ugly but tomorrow I'll be sober"



Lady Astor: "Winston, if I were your wife I'd put poison in your coffee."
Winston: "Nancy, if I were your husband I'd drink it."




Charles de Gaulle

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese.


How can one conceive of a one party system in a country that has over 200 varieties of cheese?
 

Hinamizawa Syndrome

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"Obey me, or I shall send beavers with chainsaws after you!!" ~me
"Breakdancing in an elevator!!! Why the hell didn't I think of that?" ~ me (don't ask)
"I hate the people who love me and they hate me!" ~ Bender, from Futurama
"You don't wanna make me mad, I get ANGRY when I'm mad!!!!" ~ Grim, from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
 

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"Albert Einstein, when asked to describe radio, replied:

You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat."
 

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"Listen up, 'cause I'm only gonna say this once! If any more of you are killed by those punks, I'll drag you back from hell and kill you again! you really want to piss off those SOBs, then why not try stayin' alive! That's what this war's all about! If you live, everbody behind you lives. If you die, they die! You got that? now go kick some Deepground ass!"

Cid on the Shera Dirge of cerberus
 

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So many people treat you like you're a kid so you might as well act like one and throw your television out of the window.
- Gerard Way
 

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Refer to my signature for the quote.



Or

"If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut."

- Albert Einstein.
 

SORA RULEZ!!!!

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"I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe — I believe what I believe is right."-
Goerge W. Bush

THIS ONE OWENS.
 

Spic Steve

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL OLOLOLOLOL
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"Sora is teh kwelest1!!11!!11"

"SORA RULEZ!!!!"

"KH is awsum!111!111!!1!!!!!!1"

Stupidest quotes known to mankind.
 
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"I find it amazing that people in an AP class need to cheat." - Me after noticing someone in my World History class was looking in my book and copying a chart that I did and he neglected to do.
 
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