I'm Homeless!

[Pelafina]

So today I got kicked out, and I have several places to stay, but for the next eight or so hours I am technically homeless. Tell me some neat things to do.

 

[Jesus]

break the law, challenge authority, ride through town on your bike, steal something, give it back, dive into a lake, sing in the middle of town, go out to a club/diner/party, get in a fight, adopt a squirrel, move to Russia

lotsa stuff to do

 

[αsiя]

This is FI so no serious way of living. Go to a ghetto area and sleep there, it will be an adventure.

 

[Lycanthrope]

public masturbation

flood the streets with the ejaculat of the homeless

 

[System Shock]

Depending on the part of town you're in.... try to not get mugged, stabbed, shot, or beat

 

[Urbane]

Go around asking for change, and then insult people when they don't give you any.

 

[khlover7]

Just find a nice cardboard box and start making funny signs for money like so:

 

[Noir]

Beg people for money. When they don't give you any, get extremely angry and use the angry hobo scenario.
When people give you money - Ask for even more. When they don't give you any more, continue to use the angry hobo scenario.

 

[The Dead Skin]

Claim that you need money to fly back to Canada.

 

[Esso]

Become a street performer and do magic tricks
or you can do some awesome break dancing if ya want.

 

[Sparks]

Go to a homeless shelter and steal all the food, being an ass.

 

[Annoyance]

If you find yourself in Geneva we should hang out, Mister Hobo.

 

[Esso]

I'd help you out too if you were in NJ, but I doubt my parents would let me hang out with you.

 

[Gram]

public uranation, cant call yourself homeless til you piss in public
rob someone
steal a kids bike
vandalize something
sell crack

Go around asking for change, and then insult people when they don't give you any.

and this^

 

[Zen]

So even homeless people have the internet ready to use at their disposal...

 

[Annoyance]

So even homeless people have the internet ready to use at their disposal...

Or friends' computers to sign into.

 

[Monkey]

commit burglary
get caught
find yourself in prison
get anally raped
convert to islam
????
profit

 

[Annoyance]

Getting put in jail is better than living in the streets. Food, shelter, etc.

Just don't get raped.
Then again, that can happen outside jail anyway.