If you could meet Sora, what would you say?

[Mason Stark]

Rena: -hyper venalating-
Sora: Are you okay...? o__0
Rena: -GLOMP- YOU EXIST, ZOMG!!!11
Sora: Choking. x__x; -falls over-
Rena: Sora? o0; -pokes- ZOMG!! I KILLED SORA!!! TT-TT

Then I'd come along....


me: j00!
u: o.o;; meep
me: j00 damn reartardish n00b <_<;;

Rena: Oh yeah!? Well... YOU TRY NOT CHOKING SORA FROM HUGGLING HIM!! -pouts-
Sora: -twitchs-
Rena: -stares at Sora- o______0;;

 

[Endgame]

Zetsumi: "SORA-CHAN! I CHALLENGE YOU!"
*Leaps into the air, Ranma Vs Kyo style, and attacks Sora with a Katana.*
Sora: "What the? Hey! Argh, get away from me!"
Zetsumi: "You must die! Only then will I be seen as the true keyblade master! Die, you pretender!"
Sora: "Hey! What's the idea?"
*cuts off Sora's Head, then spots Roxas.*
Zetsumi: "There's two of you now? Aw geez."
Zetsumi: "ROXAS-CHAN! I CHALLENGE YOU!"

 

[.:Roxas:.]

Me: Sup
Sora: Sup
Sora: See ya
Me: Wat'd you say beeatch
Sora: i said bye
*points hand toards sora*
Sora: what the hell are you doing freak?
*keyblade dissapears from sora's hand and comes into mine*
Sora: hey give that back
Me: i'm the true keyblade master! you were just the delivery boy
Riku: Hey thats my line!
Me: bite me beeatch
*sora and riku charge at me*
Me: STUN IMPACT!!!
Sora and riku: *stunned*
Me: Ready auron!!
Auron: Ready!
Me and Auron: BUSHIDO
Riku and sora: *Die*

I told you i'm the true keyblademaster beeatch!!!!!
Dont mess with me

 

[Mr.SpaceShipDriver]

STO: im the real sora look at mah name
sora:stfu noob no asked you..go fly awai liek the noobie fag joo are
STO: woah..this clones liek me....what a pedofile

i would so say that

 

[tux_]

I would say penis or gtfo

 

[Nikki]

ME: Hey sora come quick, thekeyhole is up in my room!
Sora: Alright!
*Sora runs into my room*
Sora: Wait, there's no keyhole in...
*the door slams and the lock clicks*

 

[yado]

ME: Hey sora come quick, thekeyhole is up in my room!
Sora: Alright!
*Sora runs into my room*
Sora: Wait, there's no keyhole in...
*the door slams and the lock clicks*

wow.......yeah...thats pretty....diffrent yah diffrent.

 

[FortuneCookie]

If I met Sora.....

Me: Hey, Sora
Sora: Yeah?
Me: why are your shows so big?
Sora: -_-

 

[Funky Bear]

Hmm what would I do if I met Sora... -_- *thinks*

Me:OMGZZZZ Sora iz dat you
Sora:Sorry I'm not the mood to sign autographs..
Me:It's cool your actually real and not like those fake Wrestlers
Sora:Yeah,they suck... -_-
Me: *highfives* Sweet so can I see that keyblade of yours?
Sora: I'm not sure... -_-
Me: PLZZZZZZZZ
Sora: Alright *hands me Keyblade*
Me: *swings Keyblade around* Tis sh*t is reaaaaal!
Sora:Can I have it back now?
Me: Surrrrre!
Sora: *Is relieved*
Me: *twist Sora's neck* YEAAAAAH BOY!!! RULE NO.1 NEVER EVER TRUST A BROTHER FROM THE HOOOD!!!! REMEMBER I KEEP IT REAL!!!WITH THIS POWER IN MY HAND I SHALL ENSLAVE ALL THE 6TH GRADERS In THE WORLD AND HAVE A HAREM OF WOMAN ALL LIKE BEYOUNCE AND THEY SHALL CALL ME DR. BLACK!!!! *laughs manically and runs off wit the keyblade*

 

[divinerosekeeper]

Hmm what would I do if I met Sora... -_- *thinks*

Me:OMGZZZZ Sora iz dat you
Sora:Sorry I'm not the mood to sign autographs..
Me:It's cool your actually real and not like those fake Wrestlers
Sora:Yeah,they suck... -_-
Me: *highfives* Sweet so can I see that keyblade of yours?
Sora: I'm not sure... -_-
Me: PLZZZZZZZZ
Sora: Alright *hands me Keyblade*
Me: *swings Keyblade around* Tis sh*t is reaaaaal!
Sora:Can I have it back now?
Me: Surrrrre!
Sora: *Is relieved*
Me: *twist Sora's neck* YEAAAAAH BOY!!! RULE NO.1 NEVER EVER TRUST A BROTHER FROM THE HOOOD!!!! REMEMBER I KEEP IT REAL!!!WITH THIS POWER IN MY HAND I SHALL ENSLAVE ALL THE 6TH GRADERS In THE WORLD AND HAVE A HAREM OF WOMAN ALL LIKE BEYOUNCE AND THEY SHALL CALL ME DR. BLACK!!!! *laughs manically and runs off wit the keyblade*

o_0 ... *shakes head* Glad i'm in Seventh Grade...

 

[silentshooter]

Me: So ummmm.......your Sora?
Sora: Yup
Me: Oh ok........so wheres Kari?
Sora: Hmmmm i think she's taking a shower.
Me: o_0 i see. I'll be right back.
*I walk into the bathroom and open the shower curtain*
Me: Looks like u can use a hand ^_^
!BOW CHIKA BOW WOW!

 

[Killer12]

I would say
Me:Hey Sora.
Sora:What do you want.
Me:Is that Kairi over there.
Sora:Really *looks*
Me:Never mind it's Riku.
Sora:grrrrrrr*leaves*.

 

[unknown_boy]

Me: Well well well! *waves bat in hands*
Sora: *uncomfortable* Um...hi
Me: Remember me.
Sora: um.....
Me: from the way it seems you do!
Sora: I think I should be leaving.....
Me: Oh no, not before you pay what you owe! *Slams metal bat on ground*
Sora: Look my girl is waiting *runs off*
Me: Come Back! *chases Sora with Metal Bat* Your going to pay what you owe.

 

[Vayne Mechanics]

Me: Hey Sora.
Sora: Ummm... hey? Do I know you?
Me: Not really but you're pretty famous from where I come from.
Sora: Oh really *blushes*, I didn't know I was THAT famous. Hehehehe...
Me: Where's Kairi?
Sora: Oh she's back in the Seaside Shack.
Me: Oh... well I'm gonna go. *Sneaks off to seaside shack and makes out wit Kairi*
Sora: *walks in* OMG!
Me: ... It isn't what it looks like?
Sora: ...
Me: *looks around* She's mine....
Sora: ... *faints*
Me: *LAWL*

My story.

 

[Faith Crest]

Funny, lol!

Sora: Hey! You're a cute girl!
Me: Thanks. Is that ... the Keyblade?
Sora: Yeah. Why?
Me: You play with a big key?
Sora: Um ... no.
Me: DIE!!!! *Steals Keyblade and kills him*
Sora: NOOOOO!
Me: Heh, heh ... I'm the new Keyblade master now ...

 

[elle]

sees sora from a distance- me: omg sora!!!
walks up to sora- sora: um hello
punches sora- me: wtf were you thinking locking riku up?! me killeee uuuuu!!!
sora tries to block my fists- sora: aaaaaaa *gurgle gurgle(from blood coming up) a.. .ah...a
stops punching me: sora? sora are you ok? (sees that sora's dead) NOOOOOOOOOO what about kh2??!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

[Davey]

Me:Wow you really look like Mickey Mouse, the big feet, the red shorts, and the black mid section?
Sora: Yeah damn creators made it like that. I hate my feet.
Me:Hey that's a nice Keyblade too!
Sora:Yeah it's pretty cool...man...I'm never letting go of it.*turns around*
Me:* I walk slowly toward him* Well I think that's a problem....
Sora: WH---.......
Me: Hehehehehe * runs off with Keyblade in hand*

 

[heartofdreams]

Sora: (standing in middle of twilight town)........er........

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(wind blows)

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Sora: (scratches butt)

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me: SORAAAAAA (tackle glomps him from out of no where)

Sora: AH! (falls over)

 

[<VII_Axel>]

These questions are, right off my head, what I'd ask him.
1. When do you go to the bathroom?
2. What do you do in your free time?
3. Where do the summons go when they aren't being summoned?
4. Why does Goofy yell 'Kuwaaaaaa!' when he attacks?
5. Are there any other worlds with hot girls? If so where?
6. Where does your Keyblade go when you're not using it?
7. How do I get my own Nobody?
8. Are you good at DDR?
9. If God is everything, then God is cancer correct? Then why is he killing us?
10. Why did you decide to sing with Ariel? Explain yourself mister.
11. Do you use the same gel Squall uses?
12. Have you read yaoi doujinshi of yourself and Riku?
13. Is Yuffie or Aerith single?