I need an apprentice.

[Wallflower]

Much like Acid's thread, I want an apprentice.

You must be:
-Fit for the job
-Be able to follow my orders, quick as they may come
-Flexible...
-Umm.... Yeah.

Okay. Sign ups are here.

 

[Shadukai X]

I wanna be the almighty Meluhn's Appretence!! pick me please!!!

 

[quitejaded]

I can put my legs behind my head. Hm?

 

[Wallflower]

Ooh, Kinky. =D

Meh, More sign-ups, pwease. Maybe by second page I'll choose one.

By the way, the one I choose is gonna get a Userbar. =D

 

[Shadukai X]

PLEASE pick me!!! I'm not a premium member, you are..SEE? rightthere..I'm perfect for the job!!!

 

[Enchanted Rose]

Are there any rewards for becoming your apprentice? Basically, I want to know what's in it for me.

 

[Chris]

Oh. NOFUXNWAY!!!11!!! I can be your apprentice, follow you around, steal your catchphrases...


and basically tell you how much you pwn in return for bumming more phrases off you?

D:?



PICKME PLZ LAWL K THX!!!!!!!!!!!!! D:?

 

[Wallflower]

ER, you get the satisfaction of knowing you're gonna be the Great Meluhns's apprentice, the greatest joy in the world.

There's also a large amount of complimentary Watermelon if you do get chosen. Liek, piles of the stuff. You get a special 'no-flaming' agreement by me, thus stating that if you do anything silly, I will not rape you with flames, and you get a nifty userbar. Sounds good, dunnit?