I may or may not be dead in two days

[♥]

So uh I have a problem...




















































































































I need to find out how to get a cat out of a toaster, without harming the toaster.
Also, how big are your areolas?

 

[Just as Planned]

1. Break the toaster
2. Yes

 

[Carbunkel]

1. Unplug toaster
2.Pull cat out
3.Substitue lettuce with cat so the toaster won't notice
4.Turn on toaster
5. Toasted Lettuce
6.???
8. PROFIT!!!


Or, you can cook the cat and wait till it's really crispy so it'll slide right yum grilled cat lol kk : D

 

[♥]

ah beautiful thread, i missed you

 

[DrBanxon]

So...
Are you dead yet ?

 

[Daniel Faraday]

Take Carbunkel's strategy, and add more topless women. And jiggelos for Chou k?

~Dorian Gray

 

[Vayne Mechanics]

>: According to you Ray, my areolas are quite small...