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you are azn. you're not in a bar. because your face gets too red when you drink 1 beer and its embarrassing. and your penis is tiny, and your ugly. and your are filthy. but your smart
 

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a jew walks into a bar. everyone hates him there becuse his people are slimy vermin tricksters and greedy. he orders a beer and tips slowly. fire alarm goes off because teen is smoking weed next door. dumb ass teen
 

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a White person walks into a department store. He is dressed like a slob. A shameless, white slob. Why can't he put real clothes on when he goes out in public? He purchases nice new clothes, which he presumably will never use, because he's a White slob and dresses like a 15 year old in public. Flip flops? Jesus. He requires customer support.
 

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My girlfriend walks into my house. "The Simpsons has gotten progressively worse for several years now." she says. We have good sex. Still.. something is not quite right in the world.
 

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a racially ambiguous woman walks into PetSmart. an employee reluctantly meets her. "I'd like to purchase a new chain for my little liwwle sweety" she says. "Is he a mutt too?" asks the employee, while gesturing at her. she doesn't get that he is referring to her, because she is and idiot. she purchases her new dog chain that costs 24.99 which, imho, is too expensive. "You can thank the Jews for the high prices!" says the employee. he should probably get a raise, for being an honest and hard-working employee. but who knows, maybe he doesn't get one.
 

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a racially ambiguous woman walks into PetSmart. an employee reluctantly meets her. "I'd like to purchase a new chain for my little liwwle sweety" she says. "Is he a mutt too?" asks the employee, while gesturing at her. she doesn't get that he is referring to her, because she is and idiot. she purchases her new dog chain that costs 24.99 which, imho, is too expensive. "You can thank the Jews for the high prices!" says the employee. he should probably get a raise, for being an honest and hard-working employee. but who knows, maybe he doesn't get one.

this is about steve isnt it
 

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i work there, and its fun, i love it. people are nice, good dogs, even get to duel from time to time. its an all around great place to be
 

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a dog walks into a bar. he cant talk or order anything because he is a dog. he growls at the black people, though

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