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a kind Jewish man lives a fruitful and charitable life. he has many children and a beautiful wife who loves him. he prays to the Jew God regularly and in the correct manners. but he does not cut a piece of skin off his Jew dick. the man goes to hell because the Jew God likes dicks to look a certain way.
a Jew walks into the blades of a wheat harvester and is chopped to pieces. a lengthy and thorough investigation takes place. the investigators take samples and test them in labs, and also try to identify the deceased. after a long time, its concluded that it was actually just an immigrant. after all, Jews never get near the crude scene of production itself, choosing instead to wield their nefarious powers over the market from behind the scenes like evil puppeteers.
a black man avoids listening to black people music, wears expensive preppy clothing, and pretends not to like fried chicken so that he can be called a 'credit to his race' by his white friends. He goes home and secretly his house is a big hollowed-out Watermelon