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You're a faggot -
And deserve to be shot multiple times up the anus with your father's rifle that he used to beat your mother with when you were a toddler

:3

And I'm a racist.


Hi hi <3
 
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Reika Noko

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...I'm so glad I'm Asian.

At least you won't be able to get us Orientals. Ha.
 
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Right, because this clearly applies to every white person and no other race. Looks like it's time for me to hide in a bomb shelter.
 

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As true AND untrue most of this is (and doesn't apply to every white person)
It is hilarious.

"If a white person were to catch a mistake in The New Yorker, it would be a sufficient reason for a large party."

I wonder who started this website?
Last I checked, black people didn't know how to use the internet.
 

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So, I looked through that list and most of it doesn't even apply to me. Here's what does, some of what is iffy.

#109 The Onion
#108 Appearing to Enjoy Classical Music
#104 Girls with Bangs
#99 Grammar
#93 Music Piracy
#58 Japan
#57 Juno
#53 Dogs
#50 Irony
#44 Public Radio
#41 Indie Music
#38 Arrested Development
#35 The Daily Show/Colbert Report
#13 Tea
#11 Asian Girls
#8 Barack Obama

Yup, there's no way any of that applies to anyone but us honkys. Sure didn't miss anything else we might like. Damn you people got me cornered.

Seriously, kill yourself.


There's a difference between being offended and calling you a dumbass.

Last I checked, black people didn't know how to use the internet.

Even fewer actually own a computer.

Or a house.
 

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Hummus and Vintage. <3
And Saint Patrick's Day--and bangs.

Oh, I'm really white.
 
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"For extra credit, some white people will declare that they are into Australian Rules Football and not Rugby. If you wish to friend this person, it’s best to ask them about the differences in rules because they will be thrilled to tell you."

I don't really get the point this guy was trying to make, mentioning Aussie Rules in a Rugby article, but AFL is a completely differant sport to any form of Rugby.
We have the more traditional Rugby Union which is what he's talking about for most of the article, but the only other popular version of Rugby in Australia is League. Differant rules, same ball. But "Australian Rules Football" is a completely differant sport.
 
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Best thread of 2008.

My friends, we are one vital step closer to understanding the psyche of los gringos.
 
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