i cant get this juice box straw out of the cellophane so i'm going to kil myself

[mz. eggsy]

this is the final straw!!!!!!

 

[mz. eggsy]

lol

 

[Shinra]

maybe you just cut your nails short

 

[Oracle Spockanort]

You bent the straw, didn't you? Now no matter how many times you slam it on the table, it bends and is forever in that god damned plastic.

 

[Square Ninja]

piss on that straw

piss on everything

 

[Solar]

mr cellophane

 

[mz. eggsy]

juice box time :3

 

[mz. eggsy]

^^^^^try to keep this thread worksafe kiddos. thanks in advance

 

[mz. eggsy]

*bump*

 

[mz. eggsy]

they're remaking karate kid?????

 

[Square Ninja]

ghost juice

 

[Dentim]

Just use some fuckin' scissors. And stab that shizzle in the whole damn ting.

 

[mz. eggsy]

hey u stupid bitch, this is orgnaicaly brewed juice. 100% juice. 100% awesomity to keep me healthy and hapy. Dont you even know Apple & Eve (tm)s Pledge , well let me just fricken quote it:

QUOTE: This product contains only 100% juice with no sugar, artificial sweeteners, or preservatives added.:END QUOTE

there is no way in heck i will endandger my juice box. bet you feel a little stupid now. *falls into crippling depression for no reason!!*

 

[Dentim]

hey u stupid bitch, this is orgnaicaly brewed juice. 100% juice. 100% awesomity to keep me healthy and hapy. Dont you even know Apple & Eve (tm)s Pledge , well let me just fricken quote it:

QUOTE: This product contains only 100% juice with no sugar, artificial sweeteners, or preservatives added.:END QUOTE

there is no way in heck i will endandger my juice box. bet you feel a little stupid now. *falls into crippling depression for no reason!!*

I meant stab it in the cellophane with the straw you ignoramus.
The fact that you even considered the idea of stabbing the box, no matter what the source of this thought was, means you obviously never really cared about the juice and are therefore a poser.
Bet you feel stupid now. *evil laugh*

 

[mz. eggsy]

way to be clear with the "help" fageroni!!

brb while i go drink ur mom's fuc

king juice box lmao

 

[Sexual White Chocolate]

stick penis in, suck up urethra, pee in mouth

100% natrual

 

[mz. eggsy]

will let u know when i'm going to the drink fridge

 

[Dentim]

way to be clear with the "help" fageroni!!

brb while i go drink ur mom's fuc

king juice box lmao

You should be gratefull, I made you realise exactly how much you really "love" this juice. Also exposing your poserness to the world at large :3

 

[mz. eggsy]

u... mad??

 

[LightChaser111]

Do it with your dying will!