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i cant get this juice box straw out of the cellophane so i'm going to kil myself



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mz. eggsy

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You bent the straw, didn't you? Now no matter how many times you slam it on the table, it bends and is forever in that god damned plastic.
 

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Just use some fuckin' scissors. And stab that shizzle in the whole damn ting.
 

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hey u stupid bitch, this is orgnaicaly brewed juice. 100% juice. 100% awesomity to keep me healthy and hapy. Dont you even know Apple & Eve (tm)s Pledge , well let me just fricken quote it:

QUOTE: This product contains only 100% juice with no sugar, artificial sweeteners, or preservatives added.:END QUOTE

there is no way in heck i will endandger my juice box. bet you feel a little stupid now. *falls into crippling depression for no reason!!*
 

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hey u stupid bitch, this is orgnaicaly brewed juice. 100% juice. 100% awesomity to keep me healthy and hapy. Dont you even know Apple & Eve (tm)s Pledge , well let me just fricken quote it:

QUOTE: This product contains only 100% juice with no sugar, artificial sweeteners, or preservatives added.:END QUOTE

there is no way in heck i will endandger my juice box. bet you feel a little stupid now. *falls into crippling depression for no reason!!*

I meant stab it in the cellophane with the straw you ignoramus.
The fact that you even considered the idea of stabbing the box, no matter what the source of this thought was, means you obviously never really cared about the juice and are therefore a poser.
Bet you feel stupid now. *evil laugh*
 

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way to be clear with the "help" fageroni!!

brb while i go drink ur mom's fuc
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king juice box lmao

You should be gratefull, I made you realise exactly how much you really "love" this juice. Also exposing your poserness to the world at large :3
 
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