====> Finish your murder-spree already and get back to business!
You are having a lot of fun killing imps, and Ursunz will probably appreciate the extra grist to work with. You can't help but think you're forgetting something though.
====> Continue your business!
You really, really, want to kill these imps. It really is fun, and you're regretting not having killed more earlier.
====> Now! Get back to work! We have a weapon-related subplot to close up already!
You really have got this feeling like something needs doing...
OH SHIT THE WEAPON.
Remembering what you were supposed to be doing, you ignore the remaining imps in the area and bolt for the shattered remains of one of your hive's few external walkways. Ursunz really cut it close with getting you in here, and your hive's near destruction was in no way your fault. You could have been next!
He'd attached a stairway to the walkway after you requested a pathway made of something sturdier than troll corpse. Striding dramatically as you are, you cannot help but turn your head upwards slowly and marvel at Ursunz's workmanship. Aside from his initial joking, he seems to have made a rather sturdy structure. You hope. You really, really, hope. Kind of reminds you of what you might have done to Darmon's hive if you had paid it more attention. Really, you intend to get back to work on it. Honest.
====> Vespis: Locate Punch Designix
Finally, we're getting somewhere!
You begin scanning the first floor Ursunz added to your hive. He was kind enough to be all vague and not actually tell you which floor it was on. If it weren't for him, you could have, *gasp*, actually done something. Jerk.
You elect to avoid the imps to whatever extent you can. You don't want to forget what you're doing again.
After a small amount of pointless searching, you head up to the next floor. There's not much to look at, since you never put anything in these formerly nonexistent rooms, and Ursunz only added a few walls within the floor. You retract your earlier compliments directed at his workmanship. This is merely adequate. Honestly, the relatively little you've done for Darmon is much better than this.
On the next floor, you find... well, let's put this another way. You look around a lot. Ursunz has added plenty of floors, and he decided to put the Designix on one that is inconveniently high. You rue the day he decided to save your life.
You find the designix, punch the mace, the chainsaw, and another card you weren't storing anything in with each of the weapon codes you needed, and run back downstairs.
Finally, you can begin.
====> Vespis: Alchemize
Yes...
Yes...
YES!
You feel like some sort of disgusting member of the troll intelligentsia, with a persuasion towards the testing of theories, who may or may not be in full control of his mental faculties. You would normally berate yourself for this kind of behaviour, but this is the first thing you've alchemized since you entered the Medium, and you intend to have fun with it.
First, you mix the Mace and the Pole. A promise between friends, fulfilled. They made this happen.
You create the Pole Mace! It's really just a pole with a spiky ball on the end. It's heavier and has a worse center of balance than your mace. It's pretty flimsy, too. You wish that the handle was made of something stronger.
Next, you mix the Pole Mace with the chainsaw acquired earlier. This cannot end well.
You create The "Grinder". It's pretty much the same as the Pole Mace, but the spikes on the mace are on belts, and all go different directions. Also, the handle is made of metal, now. There is a little button on it right below the head. Of course, it is extremely heavy, and if you were to hit anything with it while it were turned on, it'd probably fly off of whatever you were attacking. All in all, it's pretty much useless, and your Macekind barely even recognizes it. That was the biggest bonking waste of time you have ever been a part of. And all this hype, too! You are most displeased with this. You captchalogue The "Grinder" and decide to go complain a bit. But to who... Darmon! Absolutely! There is no alternative! He was the one who convinced you to make this monstrosity! His punishment shall be swift...
You rush back to your respiteblock, careful to avoid imps on the way. You decide to pick up absolutely whatever you come across on the way. You later regret this action. You captchalogue a Nightmare Inducing Grimoire that was still lying around, and a Generic Plush Lizard that you obtained in the hopes of blatantly ripping off Treyya before totally losing interest and deciding to hide it from her in case she decided to embarrassingly tell you off. Which she did. You hate this lizard. You also find an Unopened Painting Kit that you obtained for the sole purpose of boasting to Ursunz. He took it surprisingly well. Never been opened! Yes, you've got a rather large amalgamation of things pertaining to the interests of your friends. Each one of them is totally shitty. Your friends have stupid interests and you feel ashamed of trying to one up such losers.
...
They're okay, sometimes, when they're not building pathways made of your hard earned trophies.
====> Vespis: Troll, generally
You proceed to troll, generally.
-- serialPsychopomp [SP] began pestering disciplinedSapien [DS] --
SP: this is an abosolutely horrid weapon and i am ashamed to be responsible for its creation.
SP: this is a true condunrum and i cannot help but hold you responsible for it.
SP: along with wheover manufactured that idiotic chainsaw.
SP: but, you are the one of the two who remains alive, thos, i ask you this;
SP: what now?
After sending this message, you notice that he is totally jumping off of the roof of his hive and may be preoccupied for a while. He could have waited for you to build it up a bit more. The nerve of these people! Of course, you doubt you'll stay mad at him, but you are too mad to consider this! You are owed, and you will have a badass weapon, yet!
...
Well, maybe you should just work on his hive for a while. I mean, you killed a ton of imps so Ursunz should be able to do something, and without any crappy weapons to make, you're at a loss for ideas...
====> Vespis: Build.
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