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So I had an interesting conversation with a girl today.
She told me that Jesus spoke to her. He whispered in her heart. It was a soft soothing voice, which she described to be like a meeker version of my flamboyantly gay band teacher's voice. Right.
So I ask her what Jesus told her, and she said that he told her where to find something. She said that she had this sort of whisper deep in her heart, and she knew it was Jesus. So naturally, my curiosity led me to ask her what exactly she was looking for.
Her mother's $12. So apparently, Jesus whispered to her in her heart, in a flamboyantly gay voice, where her mother's twelve dollars were. What, did he say "look under the couch cushions?"
D':
She told me that Jesus spoke to her. He whispered in her heart. It was a soft soothing voice, which she described to be like a meeker version of my flamboyantly gay band teacher's voice. Right.
So I ask her what Jesus told her, and she said that he told her where to find something. She said that she had this sort of whisper deep in her heart, and she knew it was Jesus. So naturally, my curiosity led me to ask her what exactly she was looking for.
Her mother's $12. So apparently, Jesus whispered to her in her heart, in a flamboyantly gay voice, where her mother's twelve dollars were. What, did he say "look under the couch cushions?"
D':