Fanfiction ► Green Eggs and Heartless

[Gildragon]

(a KH2 Reunion story told in Dr Suess style)


SORA: That Ansem man, That Ansem Man,
I do not like that Ansem man.

KAIRI:
Are you glad that Safe I am?

Here I'll hug you because you love me.

SORA:
Stop! is that Riku so tall above me?
Riku! Riku you are here!
I've looked everywhere far and near,
Now I've found you, oh joy, oh glee!

Hey Kairi, please get off of me.


RIKU:
I'm just a castaway of the darkness.
I changed after fighting Xehanorts Heartless.
Now I am so black, I’ve been long corrupted,
I'm not the same Riku that you once trusted.


SORA:
I came so far looking for you,
How can you say that I'm not true?
Why do you keep the form of darkness,
The form of Ansem, er Xehanort's Heartless?

Riku:
The battle isn't finished, it's not over, it's not done,
And I'll need the darkness until we've won.

Sora:
So lets get it over, Now! lets end this.
We'll put an end to the nobody Xemnas.
We'll set his fake Kingdom Hearts free,
Then go back to the islands just you and me.

 

[Zeagal]

They should have totally scripted the scene this way.

 

[Dawning Twilight]

Clever stuff GD. I lol'd.

 

[Smile]

That really felt like that in those scenes XD;;;

 

[Gildragon]

I tried to keep the essential feel of the scene,

and we all remember the wecomic of that scene. I actually got part of my inspiration from that

 

[Danica Syer]

(a KH2 Reunion story told in Dr Suess style)


SORA: That Ansem man, That Ansem Man,
I do not like that Ansem man.

Ansem Man. XD I like it. I'll call that Ansem that from now on. XD

Hey Kairi, please get off of me.

My. favorite. line. out of all of them.

SO FUNNY I cracked up.

Great job of doing a Dr. Suess style of storytelling. I love it especially Sora's parts. They were funny. XD

 

[Gildragon]

the whole "Ansem Man" was my attempt to remain true to the beginning of the green eggs and ham story
"That Sam I Am, that Sam I am.
I do not like that Sam I am."

 

[Riku Fan1415]

LOL I loved it! XD

They should have made a bonus disc (like they do for DVDs) with this on it among other hilarity!

 

[Rix]

haha, it's brilliant Gil xD

 

[aswaxsora]

That...That was...BEAUTIFUL! Perfect, outstanding, it shined. It glowed. ...Maybe I'm just high.

 

[Aria]

Hahaha that's awesome! It's better than the actual scene

 

[Haxon]

That.
was.
AWESOME!

btw, Gildragon? WHY DID YOU CHANGE YOUR NAME!?!?!?!

 

[Gildragon]

Because I'm Santa.

you are getting a lump of coal.


BTW I plan on wriitng more of these in the future.

 

[Haxon]

Because I'm Santa.

you are getting a lump of coal.

It has many uses. I will enjoy that

BTW I plan on wriitng more of these in the future.

Sweet...

 

[Candylanger]

Great job, Gil! This is how the scene actually should be.

 

[Shadow-Love]

Hahaha, that was funny. You're a freakin genius applying that to KH.

 

[TwilightRiku_13]

That was really cute. I love Dr. Suess and Kingdom Hearts; seeing the two of them together made me smile. Anyway, great job.

 

[luna1017]

That was hilarious! I love Dr. Suess! I grew up with him. It's a wonder how you could just mix words with made up words that rhym with it and make millions.

 

[Leonard]

Holy crap, how did you come up with this?

Heh, nice.

 

[Ehres]

BRAVO.

ENCORE ENCORE.