Your Favorite ► Greatest line in a video game

[Onasi]

Just what the title suggests. What do you think the best line in a video game is? It can be funny, sad, inspiring, wise, scary, or even corny. I think it's a tie between

"I don't have your stone... and fu*k you anyway!" Edward from Alone in the Dark remake.
YouTube - Alone In The Dark - Stone cutscene


and


"You're moving slower than molasses on glue... with crutches!" Coach Oleander from Psychonauts.

So what do you think the best line is?

 

[testify]

Pulaski: CJ can I fuck your sister? (San Andreas)

 

[Dark Soldier 101]

I think it's "My heart may be weak and it might even give in but i've learned that deep down theres a light that never goes out" as my Sig suggests

 

[XenonSovereign]

"Sit your ass in that chair and drink your goddamn TEA!!" Cid from FF7

 

[Mythological Omega]

Everything from the first Tak game.

 

[Superschlock]

 

[Marly]

A lot from The World Ends With You:

Neku -
"Who the hell approved that costume? Dude's got a ram on his crotch!"

Joshua -
"Shut up and walk, dear."

My Favorite (Joshua TWEWY) -
"I should be Pink, because Pink is love and a humanitarian like me loves people."

 

[Square Ninja]

anything from legacy of kain

thread over

 

[Ulti]

Hard to decide, but this one made me laugh. Jak and Daxter games.

Jak: Where would you be without me, eh Dax?
Daxter: Well, Jak, I probably wouldn't be two feet tall, fuzzy, and running around in a sewer without a pair of pants! God, I miss pants.

 

[Deleted member 36435]

"We almost feel sorry that we threw ourselves off the roof of the lodge."
"Why'd you throw yourself off the roof of the lodge?"
"Because the poison didn't work."

The Twins and Raz - Psychonauts.

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[sassysis10]

"Say, the next time you want to win your daughter back, you could just try giving her a pony, the apocalypse doesn’t really cut it!" Prince of Persia (2008)

 

[Firo]

"I don't give a shit!" Niko Bellic

 

[Informal Gluttony]

"Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?" -Bad Dudes

 

[scubasteve]

...Whatever.

 

[Silh]

 

[Shinjuku]

"I'll shit on you from such a height you'll god has crapped on you". (Tenpenny GTA San Andreas)

"Man that shit was tight. Man that shit was shit". (CJ and Ryder from GTA San Andreas)

 

[landon3838]

MGS TWIN SNAKES

Meryls gay ass orgasm before fighting psycho mantis while rubbing snakes chest....O_-

 

[Donna da Ragione]

 

[Zook]

"I'll shit on you from such a height you'll think god himself has crapped on you". (Tenpenny GTA San Andreas)

"Huh? Oh wait, we're on PS3 system!"

 

[Reifon]

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