Timmy is almost as awesome as I am!
*ahem* let me correct that. Timmy is (as unbelievable as it may seem) more awesome than I.
I hope to see some epic Timmy involvement in the next chapter. :3
Hehe very funny. You're part of the Timmy fanclub. You're both awesome. xD
Oh and there is much Timmy in the next chapter.
Ive also taken up your challenge and I have mentioned you in this chapter. Just mentioned, nothing too extravagent though xD
Enjoy!
Oh and also I'd like to say that this chapter is particularly random xD Sorry if it creeps anyone out xD
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CHAPTER 10
If you stood on the island where Sora, Riku and Kairi were normally seen, chances are you would see a large group of trees planted very closely together. In the midst of those trees, a flawless, silver gummi ship was positioned sternly on the ground. On the side of that ship, a blue structure with a blob-like appearance continuously rammed itself into the hard surface of the outside wall. That blue blob was Mary-Sue’s confused, fed-up, angry, and above all, love-deprived head. It was quite hard to hear her inaudible mumblings, due to the fact that whey were exactly that; inaudible.
The only one capable of hearing these mumblings was Mary-Sue herself. This was only possible due to her supernatural capabilities of speaking and hearing to extreme volumes. Lately she had been feeling like giving up; it was quite tempting especially considering that the ship door was a mere five or so steps away. But she didn’t want to leave on a low… she needed to do something spectacular before leaving. Ugh! What? She needed to think of the perfect way to make Sora and Riku realize who they were really messing with. After all, she was Mary-Sue! The most perfect individual on the face of all the worlds, and yes that was supposed to be plural!
Then ‘it’ happened. Mary-Sue had a brilliant idea, an epiphany if you will. In her mind, she was certain she had come up with the most intelligent, demonic and brilliant idea in the history of the universe. It was going to be absolutely perfect, much like herself.
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“So, let me get this straight. She was going to, uhh, make you eat the paopu?” Timmy was sitting near the ocean, talking with Sora about the previous paopu-related incidents.
“Well, yeah! She is just so weird sometimes” Sora replied. Although he was talking about a rather strange, perhaps quite serious situation, he still managed to have a radiant smile. He also rested his hands on the back of his head, as this was another thing he was often found doing.
“I guess, but maybe she’s just a little shy. Or she might really like you, but she just might not know the right words” Timmy chuckled softly.
“Or manners, or anything for that matter. I mean, come one! Her hair is blue! No one has blue hair!” Sora seemed to be getting very involved with the conversation, even though he had changed the subject to one much less serious.
“Umm, well there’s…”
“Really? Come on then, tell me who!”
“Alright!” Timmy smirked, “There’s Kaname Chidori from Full Metal Panic, Tsukimori Len from La Corda D’Oro, Hayate from Pretear, Chrono from Chrono Crusade, Rei Ayanami from Neon Genesis Evalgelion, Serge from Chrono Cross, Saix and Aqua from the very popular Kingdom Hearts series, all those female cops from Pokemon, Marge and many other characters from The Simpsons, and—“
“OKAY!” Sora was standing up now, looking down at Timmy who was still casually sitting on the sand “ You win! I lose… to your epic awesomeness, Timmy”
“Aww you’re still cool Sora! But you know who’s really cool?”
“I don’t know Timmy! Is this person more awesome than you?” the eager Sora had immediately left his somewhat angry state and was once again genuinely interested in hearing what Timmy had to say.
“Well, I’m not so sure about that”
Meanwhile, in the real world, the seven or so members of the now Official Timmy Fanclub swooned and fainted. Well, maybe not the guys.
“So, tell me who’s really cool!” Sora was jumping up and down on the spot now.” Is it me? Is it me? Is it me? Is it me? IS IT ME??!!!”
“.. Yes. Yes it’s you.”
“Yay!” Sora jumped up into the air like a little girl going to the candy store. Well, unless that particular little girl didn’t like candy. But let’s say this one did.
“I was actually referring to FishBox”
“Fish-wha?” Sora was obviously confused. “What the heck is a FishBo—“
“Never mind” Timmy laughed at Sora’s comical reaction and decided it would be best to change the subject. “So, anyway, you need help, before Katira makes you—“
“Eat. The paopu. Or Kairi gets it.” Mary-Sue had appeared seemingly out of nowhere, laughing maniacally. Held tightly in her grip was Kairi, who’s shrieks of fear were substantially muted by the mound of duct tape covering most of her face. Kairi was also tied up with large amounts of thick rope, making it virtually impossible for her to move.
Timmy, being as smart as he is, decided to take the opportunity to, in a sense, run away. This was definitely not due to a reason involving cowardice; He wanted to watch something on television. Is that a crime?
“Timmy! Get back here! Get back here and watch Sora submit to being my eternal love slave!” Mary-Sue was screaming at the top of her lungs. It appeared that she was most definitely at her angriest yet. Winds of incredible speeds began to blow around the sand and the trees. One small group of bushes shook a substantial amount more than the others. The sky had immediately changed from its tranquil shade of sky blue to a depressing murky grey. Clouds rushed to above Mary-Sue’s head so the heavy downpour would add a dramatic effect to the suspenseful scene.
“So, Sora. I found another paopu fruit for us to share! Come! Share this fruit with me as a celebration of our love! Out destinies shall intertwine and become one forever!” she screamed in attempt to be heard clearly over the rain.
“Bu..But… But!” Sora stuttered.
“Or Kairi gets it” she pointed out the fact quite bluntly. She then dug deep into the pocket of her shorts, pulled out a sword, and placed it near Kairi’s throat.
“How on earth did you fit a huge sword into your pocket, may I ask? Sora raised an eyebrow, obviously out of confusion. For most people, meaning everyone except for Mary-Sue and maybe Mary Poppins, the ability to store large objects in small spaces was not one everyone happened to possess.
“Wouldn’t you like to know...” Mary-Sue smirked, in an attempt to make her statement the slightest bit seductive.
“Yes, actually. It’s weird.”
Mary-Sue growled angrily. She was getting increasingly angrily at Sora’s complete obliviousness to what was going on around him. Surely he could see! Perhaps if he wasn’t distracted by Mary-Sue’s physical brilliance, then he might be able to concentrate more on his current situation. She nodded to herself. That had to be the only reason.
“Quiet, Sora. You’re ruining the moment. The only way for you to save Kairi is by sharing this paopu with me. It’s quite easy really, not complicated at all.” She advanced towards him, who had surprisingly not fled. Once again, using the power of her magical pocket, she put the sword back in its original place, and showed him the new paopu fruit in her hand.
“I’m going to eat most of it, then give the rest to you, which you will eat. Don’t try refusing. Remember what happens if you do!” She cackled as she evilly glared at Kairi, tightening the ropes around her stomach and causing her to utter a muffled shriek.
Within mere seconds Mary-Sue had devoured just over three quarters of the paopu fruit giving Sora enough for about a mouthful. The moment she swallowed the last piece of her share, a feeling of accomplishment and happiness came across her, something she had not experienced for a while. This was finally going to be the moment when some dim-witted individual was going to, although forcibly, have his destiny forever intertwined with that of Mary-Sue. She extended her hand forward, in it the remaining piece of fruit.
Sora began shivering slightly, his gaze switching from Kairi to the fruit, then back to Kairi, back to the fruit, and so on. He thought hard of a way to save Kairi, and avoid having a doomed existence simultaneously. Suddenly, an irritating noise broke his train of thought. An ongoing rustling noise coming from a nearby group of bushes was the cause of this.
“Hey, Katira…What’s that? I think I saw something.”
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YAY! I made a special effort to post this up tonight because tomorrow I'll be away on holiday for a week. I wouldn't want to keep you waiting for that long! Anyways, hope you liked it ^_^