NOW COMPLETE! AS OF MAY 30 2008
Hi Everybody! It appears I have a fanfic!
A parodysue fic about what our much-loved Mary-Sue *cough* thinks about when she realizes she's beginning to lose her cool... *smirk*
Yes, It is the first one I've posted on KHI and the only attempt I feel slightly confident about, so uh... try not to be too harsh! :blush:
Anyways, enough of my rambling. Here's the first little bit of Good Day, Mary-Sue!
Mary-Sue.
A name, known, hated and feared by all.
Her ‘practically perfect in every way’ demeanor, numerous personalities, appearances and identities have been the cause of the minds of many beloved characters, male and female, becoming a twisted, love-filled piece of bubblegum pink mush, with shattered glass points and rusty nails sticking out from every angle. The way she simply walked into a room had the power to bring even the strongest of heart straight to their knees within seconds. Looking into her jewel coloured eyes will put anyone into her spell, willing to do anything for her love.
Mary-Sue yearned to dominate the fictional world, to claim the hearts (or not hearts, in some cases) of every moderately attractive piece of meat that crossed her path. Her goal? To have the entire population of wherever she happens to go, bow down to her, chant her name (whatever it may be at the time) and be eternally serving her, in hopes of getting another glimpse of her stunning beauty. With every passing day, she gradually got closer to that goal.
“Where to go, Where to go…” she muttered quietly to herself using her glorious sounding voice. Mary-Sue was gracefully hovering around outer space in her gummi ship. There wasn’t much room around her due to all of the paint cans and gummi blocks crammed into every possible space; she never knew when she had to give her ship a sudden makeover, and being perfect at everything, this never took long at all; the positioning of the remaining materials was like a simple game of Tetris.
She tucked a lock of long, platinum blonde hair behind her ear and scoped the space around her. To her left there was an old, Greek stadium floating on a darker, bluer land structure, which she knew well as the Underworld. She shuddered slightly and mentally reminded herself that she would never go back there again. Hercules’ girlfriend, Megara, was one tough woman, who she definitely didn’t want to encounter for a very long time. Mary-Sue picked up the lock that was previously behind her ear and examined it; it turned out that Hercules didn’t like blondes, and considering there were no hair dye products in that particular world, she couldn’t exactly morph her hair into a completely different colour and style without any explanation. After dwelling on that subject for a short while, she decided to change her hair so that it was now shoulder length and black.
Lately though, she felt like she had been losing her touch. “Why was it that all these Disney guys had girlfriends?” She wondered “Shouldn’t Disney be against public displays of affection?” Normally in other worlds, this was never a real issue, but there was something about these particular women; they were just so much, harder to break than all the other girls. For example, when she went to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry a couple of years ago, it was breathtakingly easy to bring Ginny Weasley to tears; Harry was hers within mere days. When she got tired of him, she simply emotionally crippled whatever girl it was who happened to be dating Ron at that moment. She had every male in the grounds bowing before her not long after a month. After she got tired of Hogwarts, she told her current interest, she had forgotten his name, of her sudden move to another school, and all of her previous companions were left grieving as she happily flew away in search of some more fun. It was a piece of cake.
The other worlds in her sight were unrecognizable to Mary-Sue. In the distance was a large castle, shrouded in mist. The thought of going there excited her slightly but also sent a chill down her spine. She knew she had to go eventually, but decided to stay away from there for a while. Slightly closer to her than the castle were some other worlds, most of them consisting of a few buildings, roads, trees and other things you’d find in a normal town.
There was one particular place that really caught her attention. It seemed to be calm, relaxing place; one where she could regain her ‘cool’, and also the numerous palm trees just looked like the ones out of a holiday brochure! Mary-Sue slowly moved her gummi ship closer to the island world, set up her impossibly perfect means of surveillance and began to eavesdrop on the conversations of its inhabitants, thinking about who she will become for her next adventure.
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Yes I know, a tad short. But this is only the prologue! And I'm sure chapters will get longer and longer as I go, possibly to the point where they get ridiculously long and they need cutting down.
But thanks for reading! It would be appreciated if you let me know what you think! ^_^
Hi Everybody! It appears I have a fanfic!
A parodysue fic about what our much-loved Mary-Sue *cough* thinks about when she realizes she's beginning to lose her cool... *smirk*
Yes, It is the first one I've posted on KHI and the only attempt I feel slightly confident about, so uh... try not to be too harsh! :blush:
Anyways, enough of my rambling. Here's the first little bit of Good Day, Mary-Sue!
~PROLOGUE~
Mary-Sue.
A name, known, hated and feared by all.
Her ‘practically perfect in every way’ demeanor, numerous personalities, appearances and identities have been the cause of the minds of many beloved characters, male and female, becoming a twisted, love-filled piece of bubblegum pink mush, with shattered glass points and rusty nails sticking out from every angle. The way she simply walked into a room had the power to bring even the strongest of heart straight to their knees within seconds. Looking into her jewel coloured eyes will put anyone into her spell, willing to do anything for her love.
Mary-Sue yearned to dominate the fictional world, to claim the hearts (or not hearts, in some cases) of every moderately attractive piece of meat that crossed her path. Her goal? To have the entire population of wherever she happens to go, bow down to her, chant her name (whatever it may be at the time) and be eternally serving her, in hopes of getting another glimpse of her stunning beauty. With every passing day, she gradually got closer to that goal.
“Where to go, Where to go…” she muttered quietly to herself using her glorious sounding voice. Mary-Sue was gracefully hovering around outer space in her gummi ship. There wasn’t much room around her due to all of the paint cans and gummi blocks crammed into every possible space; she never knew when she had to give her ship a sudden makeover, and being perfect at everything, this never took long at all; the positioning of the remaining materials was like a simple game of Tetris.
She tucked a lock of long, platinum blonde hair behind her ear and scoped the space around her. To her left there was an old, Greek stadium floating on a darker, bluer land structure, which she knew well as the Underworld. She shuddered slightly and mentally reminded herself that she would never go back there again. Hercules’ girlfriend, Megara, was one tough woman, who she definitely didn’t want to encounter for a very long time. Mary-Sue picked up the lock that was previously behind her ear and examined it; it turned out that Hercules didn’t like blondes, and considering there were no hair dye products in that particular world, she couldn’t exactly morph her hair into a completely different colour and style without any explanation. After dwelling on that subject for a short while, she decided to change her hair so that it was now shoulder length and black.
Lately though, she felt like she had been losing her touch. “Why was it that all these Disney guys had girlfriends?” She wondered “Shouldn’t Disney be against public displays of affection?” Normally in other worlds, this was never a real issue, but there was something about these particular women; they were just so much, harder to break than all the other girls. For example, when she went to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry a couple of years ago, it was breathtakingly easy to bring Ginny Weasley to tears; Harry was hers within mere days. When she got tired of him, she simply emotionally crippled whatever girl it was who happened to be dating Ron at that moment. She had every male in the grounds bowing before her not long after a month. After she got tired of Hogwarts, she told her current interest, she had forgotten his name, of her sudden move to another school, and all of her previous companions were left grieving as she happily flew away in search of some more fun. It was a piece of cake.
The other worlds in her sight were unrecognizable to Mary-Sue. In the distance was a large castle, shrouded in mist. The thought of going there excited her slightly but also sent a chill down her spine. She knew she had to go eventually, but decided to stay away from there for a while. Slightly closer to her than the castle were some other worlds, most of them consisting of a few buildings, roads, trees and other things you’d find in a normal town.
There was one particular place that really caught her attention. It seemed to be calm, relaxing place; one where she could regain her ‘cool’, and also the numerous palm trees just looked like the ones out of a holiday brochure! Mary-Sue slowly moved her gummi ship closer to the island world, set up her impossibly perfect means of surveillance and began to eavesdrop on the conversations of its inhabitants, thinking about who she will become for her next adventure.
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Yes I know, a tad short. But this is only the prologue! And I'm sure chapters will get longer and longer as I go, possibly to the point where they get ridiculously long and they need cutting down.
But thanks for reading! It would be appreciated if you let me know what you think! ^_^
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