Help/Support ► GOD DAMN MOTH IN MY BATHROOM

[Ehres]

fffffffff i hate them i hate them i hate them i hate them i hate them i hate them i hate them i hate them i hate them i hate them i hate them i hate them i hate them i hate them i hate them i hate them i hate them i hate them

basically its 2am i just got in i went to my room to put something in there and i saw a green moth and i was like OH HOLY LOVE anyway so i went to the bathroom, peed, debated with myself about what to do about this green moth

then ALL OF A SUDDEN THIS MASSIVE BLACK SUPERMAN MOTH FLIES AT ME WHEN I'M TRYING TO TAKE A PISS and i freak out slam the door behind me go to my room and the green moth flies at me im like all arms in the air ARGGGHHH

and i get the courage to grab it with pyjama pants and throw it outside

BUT THIS OTHER MOTH IS LIKE GOD SO SO SO SO SO BIG

im freaking out DDDDDDDDDD:

what do i do

 

[Dogenzaka]

Shoe + moth = pixie dust.

Then you can just fly to Vancouver where moths are illegal

 

[Ordeith]

Hmm...Do you have a vaccuum cleaner with a hose? If it's long enough you could avoid any real contact with the moth....
It seems to me that you might just be overreacting a bit, but then again, I act similarly when I first see a centipede, so I'm not really in a position to criticize.

 

[Solar]

To put it bluntly:

Chill the firetruck out

Now open up all your windows and shoo them out the nearest one.

 

[Dogenzaka]

The easy thing to do with flying insects is spray them with some sort of bleach-based cleaner (or water, lol). You'll wet their wings and make them incapable of flying. They'll fall like a brick, then you can wad up toilet paper or paper towels and toss them in the trash.

 

[Nyangoro]

Giant bees/wasps are worse.

 

[Deleted member 36435]

stop being a pussy it is an insect

 

[Jesus]

you could do the sensible thing and go Dogen's way,
or you could wad up lotsa wet paper towel balls and fire away

 

[Urbane]

I'm going to agree with Solar the Pacifist on this nice little issue... Not that I think you will.

 

[nicoleohbugga]

AHAHAHA, this title made me laugh out loud!
I hate moths too. I honestly hate any flying bug, especially when they are in my room! But moths.. I always get paranoid and feel like they are going to fly at me and get stuck in my hair. >_<

 

[MomentoMori]

fffffffff i hate them i hate them i hate them i hate them i hate them i hate them i hate them i hate them i hate them i hate them i hate them i hate them i hate them i hate them i hate them i hate them i hate them i hate them

basically its 2am i just got in i went to my room to put something in there and i saw a green moth and i was like OH HOLY LOVE anyway so i went to the bathroom, peed, debated with myself about what to do about this green moth

then ALL OF A SUDDEN THIS MASSIVE BLACK SUPERMAN MOTH FLIES AT ME WHEN I'M TRYING TO TAKE A PISS and i freak out slam the door behind me go to my room and the green moth flies at me im like all arms in the air ARGGGHHH

and i get the courage to grab it with pyjama pants and throw it outside

BUT THIS OTHER MOTH IS LIKE GOD SO SO SO SO SO BIG

im freaking out DDDDDDDDDD:

what do i do

Seriously? You're acting like it's Mothra. Either get a shoe and beat the bejesus out of it or do what someone else suggested - suck it up with a vacuum.

At least you didn't go into the bathroom this morning to find a dead mouse floating in your toilet...

 

[Gram]

XD sorry but this make me lol.
i cant take a shower without finding 3 moths and a some sort of biting bug, and this summer there giant ants invading to.
but nothing a flyswater or a piece of toilet paper to scwash them with cant fix.

Shoe + moth = pixie dust.

best advice yet.

 

[Dogenzaka]

^ Thank goodness I'm the type to look before I sit, even if it's the middle of the night.
Imagine if it was still moving...and you shit on it.....oh gosh

 

[Jesus]

I'm going to agree with Solar the Pacifist on this nice little issue... Not that I think you will.

i know I wouldnt do it like that
moths gotta die

 

[MomentoMori]

^ Thank goodness I'm the type to look before I sit, even if it's the middle of the night.
Imagine if it was still moving...and you shit on it.....oh gosh

This is actually the second time I've found a dead mouse in my toilet. The first one was like, 5 years ago I think. So this morning my mom got pissed off at me for waking her up by screaming, "MOM, WE'VE GOT ANOTHER KAMIKAZE MOUSE IN THE TOILET."

 

[nicoleohbugga]

^ Thank goodness I'm the type to look before I sit, even if it's the middle of the night.
Imagine if it was still moving...and you shit on it.....oh gosh

:O



I'm going to check my damn toilet every time now.

 

[Ehres]

Cough.

So, uh, the fat black Jesus moth is gone.

But guess what?

I went to use the bathroom this morning, looked at the tiles and there was...

a yellow moth.

FML.

Honestly.

 

[Orion]

If they're moths four or more centimetres in length, don't kill them. The big ones are beautiful, precious bugs who can't do shit to hurt you. The little ones are an annoyance and are plentiful, so there's no trouble in killing those.

 

[Ehres]

No, no, I'd never kill them. I was debating last night how to get the green moth out of my room but I never once thought of killing it or the black one, or the yellow one for that matter. I just couldn't do that to another living, breathing, feeling creature.

 

[Dogenzaka]

No, no, I'd never kill them... I just couldn't do that to another living, breathing, feeling creature.

But you eat...