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5 hours into 2.5 & I don't think there's been a single scene that didn't feel forced in some manner. I always knew KH2 was in need of more rewrites but I'm amazed at the sheer volume of baffling scenes that I've overlooked or let slide before just in the 1st few hours alone. Seriously, can anyone explain to me why:
1. They can't say the word photo? 1st of all that's just a dumb idea in general & 2nd what about saying similar words? Picture? Pic? Image? Making up a new slang term to replace the word the can't say? Looking up foreign words that translate to photo & trying those? Writing the damn word on paper? TRY SOMETHING!
2. Dusks can't tell the difference between photos & real people because it's all data? Roxas doesn't have any issue identifying different objects when they're all data & the same applies to SDG in Tron's world.
3. Insults, the true sign of a deep, long lasting friendship! (seriously this is always used as the method of causal chit-chat in this series, Nomura had problems as a kid)
4. If Sim-Hayner/etc. didn't believe Roxas' story about being mugged, then why don't they go looking for the munny bag themselves? They wouldn't find it but that's not the point, they completely write the munny bag off as lost when they saw themselves where Roxas fell on his face.
5. Setzer is a gambler in FF6 yet wants a sure victory in KH2. Very consistent.
6. Ugh, I forgot about the bloody trophy macguffin. Watch this super meaningful scene of characters meaningfully staring at meaningful marbles of meaningfulness.
7. Olette's "How DARE you nearly fall to your death" face on 5th Day. Even if she's upset about homework, it's not the right time to have an attitude with a guy that just yesterday almost died.
8. Pretty much every word out of Seifer's mouth is groan inducing. "They've already crossed the line!" Yes, it is clearly against TT law to wiggle about in the air.
9. And how did he get the scar in this universe? Foam bats are apparently quite dangerous.
10. The nature of the stations of serenity aren't explained in-game. Because it sure ain't a dream sequence this time.
11. Diz's idea of throwing Roxas a bone is to make everyone think he's suffering from constant hallucinations of a ghost train. Personally I would've gone with reprogramming Fuu to have the hots for him, but I guess looking like an escaped mental patient to one's only friends works too. Somehow.
12. They had a FF6 character & a ghost train & somehow didn't make the obvious reference. I mean yeah, Setzer wasn't there for that boss but still they could've worked something out.
13. Not remembering Xenmas' name equals death sentence. Even when it's obvious the memories are slowing coming back to Roxas & he'll probably recall the superior if given a little more time. Plus Axel still had the knock-him-out-&-drag-him-back option but frankly he would've had far better results convincing Roxas to come back by not being hostile every time he shows himself. (people needlessly being jerks to Roxas seems to be a trend with this prologue)
14. Xenmas' allegedly has the ability to turn human-like nobodies into dusks but this has never been seen at any point in the series. It's an empty threat if it can't actually be confirmed for a fact he can do that.
15. Confused by the meaning of "Thank Namine"? Gee, maybe you guys could've tried writing more than 2 words!
16. Actually scratch that, I got a better question. Between Namine, Diz, & Rikunort, why is NO ONE THERE WHEN SORA WAKES UP TO EXPLAIN SHIT TO HIM?!?! Did Diz seriously leave his secret weapon against the org unguarded without any given reason to do so?
17. Speaking of the munny bag, why don't the real HPO press the issue of the duplicate bag when it first comes up? Why wait until later in the game to address it?
18. Speaking of the munny bag AGAIN, why doesn't Mickey stick around longer? Oh, because he's busy. 9 years later & we still don't actually know with what. Perhaps, they could've tried explaining it right there & then instead of waiting on some potential spin-off that may never ever get made.
19. Pete didn't know Maleficent died but seconds later speaks as if he did.
20. Then there's the gold standard of clumsy writing, "Nobodies don't really exist". Considering that I'm being physically wounded by these things, I'm gonna ahead & say that yes, yes they do. Perhaps you wanna take the time to clarify what you mean by "exist" to begin with, Game? Oh you aren't going to? Oh well.
21. & the runner-up: Maleficent's resurrection not getting explained. It would only take like 1 line: she placed a curse on the fairies in the past as precaution in case of her demise. Boom, done. Not like bringing her back even mattered, Pete could've done everything the same without her & we don't even get a bossfight.
22. The heartless are fewer, except for it being the complete opposite. Even in RoD in KH1 there weren't that many heartless as there are clogging up HB.
23. The fairies being oh so gosh darned shocked at the extremely high concept suggestion they actually do what they were there for.
24. So does the Hollow Bastion defense system work indoors? Heartless can spawn anywhere they want, in theory people wouldn't be safe in their own beds (try getting a night's sleep with THAT thought kiddies!). If it does work indoors, that'd probably make sleeping just as difficult with the teleporting bombs going off. Why even move back into a world that is so clearly still plagued by the very thing they ran from?
25. Why do we need to protect those gates from nobodies? Both heartless & nobodies can spawn within the town already. If its to keep the big army out, well shouldn't 1000 heartless bash them down a whole heck of a lot quicker than about 2 dozen nobodies? & why is Donald & Goofy absent for this fight? I just got this newfangled drive form stuff, let me use it for something!
26. "Oopys Daisy" & you said that why, Xigbar? In fact what was the point of any part of your scene for other than flimsily establishing your character that won't be seen again until Mulan act 2? (& for all of 5 seconds at that)
Christ, I'm actually glad now the Disney worlds were irreverent filler, they got spared most of this nonsense.
1. They can't say the word photo? 1st of all that's just a dumb idea in general & 2nd what about saying similar words? Picture? Pic? Image? Making up a new slang term to replace the word the can't say? Looking up foreign words that translate to photo & trying those? Writing the damn word on paper? TRY SOMETHING!
2. Dusks can't tell the difference between photos & real people because it's all data? Roxas doesn't have any issue identifying different objects when they're all data & the same applies to SDG in Tron's world.
3. Insults, the true sign of a deep, long lasting friendship! (seriously this is always used as the method of causal chit-chat in this series, Nomura had problems as a kid)
4. If Sim-Hayner/etc. didn't believe Roxas' story about being mugged, then why don't they go looking for the munny bag themselves? They wouldn't find it but that's not the point, they completely write the munny bag off as lost when they saw themselves where Roxas fell on his face.
5. Setzer is a gambler in FF6 yet wants a sure victory in KH2. Very consistent.
6. Ugh, I forgot about the bloody trophy macguffin. Watch this super meaningful scene of characters meaningfully staring at meaningful marbles of meaningfulness.
7. Olette's "How DARE you nearly fall to your death" face on 5th Day. Even if she's upset about homework, it's not the right time to have an attitude with a guy that just yesterday almost died.
8. Pretty much every word out of Seifer's mouth is groan inducing. "They've already crossed the line!" Yes, it is clearly against TT law to wiggle about in the air.
9. And how did he get the scar in this universe? Foam bats are apparently quite dangerous.
10. The nature of the stations of serenity aren't explained in-game. Because it sure ain't a dream sequence this time.
11. Diz's idea of throwing Roxas a bone is to make everyone think he's suffering from constant hallucinations of a ghost train. Personally I would've gone with reprogramming Fuu to have the hots for him, but I guess looking like an escaped mental patient to one's only friends works too. Somehow.
12. They had a FF6 character & a ghost train & somehow didn't make the obvious reference. I mean yeah, Setzer wasn't there for that boss but still they could've worked something out.
13. Not remembering Xenmas' name equals death sentence. Even when it's obvious the memories are slowing coming back to Roxas & he'll probably recall the superior if given a little more time. Plus Axel still had the knock-him-out-&-drag-him-back option but frankly he would've had far better results convincing Roxas to come back by not being hostile every time he shows himself. (people needlessly being jerks to Roxas seems to be a trend with this prologue)
14. Xenmas' allegedly has the ability to turn human-like nobodies into dusks but this has never been seen at any point in the series. It's an empty threat if it can't actually be confirmed for a fact he can do that.
15. Confused by the meaning of "Thank Namine"? Gee, maybe you guys could've tried writing more than 2 words!
16. Actually scratch that, I got a better question. Between Namine, Diz, & Rikunort, why is NO ONE THERE WHEN SORA WAKES UP TO EXPLAIN SHIT TO HIM?!?! Did Diz seriously leave his secret weapon against the org unguarded without any given reason to do so?
17. Speaking of the munny bag, why don't the real HPO press the issue of the duplicate bag when it first comes up? Why wait until later in the game to address it?
18. Speaking of the munny bag AGAIN, why doesn't Mickey stick around longer? Oh, because he's busy. 9 years later & we still don't actually know with what. Perhaps, they could've tried explaining it right there & then instead of waiting on some potential spin-off that may never ever get made.
19. Pete didn't know Maleficent died but seconds later speaks as if he did.
20. Then there's the gold standard of clumsy writing, "Nobodies don't really exist". Considering that I'm being physically wounded by these things, I'm gonna ahead & say that yes, yes they do. Perhaps you wanna take the time to clarify what you mean by "exist" to begin with, Game? Oh you aren't going to? Oh well.
21. & the runner-up: Maleficent's resurrection not getting explained. It would only take like 1 line: she placed a curse on the fairies in the past as precaution in case of her demise. Boom, done. Not like bringing her back even mattered, Pete could've done everything the same without her & we don't even get a bossfight.
22. The heartless are fewer, except for it being the complete opposite. Even in RoD in KH1 there weren't that many heartless as there are clogging up HB.
23. The fairies being oh so gosh darned shocked at the extremely high concept suggestion they actually do what they were there for.
24. So does the Hollow Bastion defense system work indoors? Heartless can spawn anywhere they want, in theory people wouldn't be safe in their own beds (try getting a night's sleep with THAT thought kiddies!). If it does work indoors, that'd probably make sleeping just as difficult with the teleporting bombs going off. Why even move back into a world that is so clearly still plagued by the very thing they ran from?
25. Why do we need to protect those gates from nobodies? Both heartless & nobodies can spawn within the town already. If its to keep the big army out, well shouldn't 1000 heartless bash them down a whole heck of a lot quicker than about 2 dozen nobodies? & why is Donald & Goofy absent for this fight? I just got this newfangled drive form stuff, let me use it for something!
26. "Oopys Daisy" & you said that why, Xigbar? In fact what was the point of any part of your scene for other than flimsily establishing your character that won't be seen again until Mulan act 2? (& for all of 5 seconds at that)
Christ, I'm actually glad now the Disney worlds were irreverent filler, they got spared most of this nonsense.