Funny Joke

[Terrell Taylor]

This Is Totally Amazing.
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Say the word COW before each word.

1 - Cows
2 - About
3 - Talking
4 - Idiot
5 - This
6 - Got
7 - I
8 - Long
9 - How
10 - Look


Now say the word COW After each word

1 - Cows
2 - About
3 - Talking
4 - Idiot
5 - This
6 - Got
7 - I
8 - Long
9 - How
10 - Look


Now say the word COW before AND after each word.

1 - Cows
2 - About
3 - Talking
4 - Idiot
5 - This
6 - Got
7 - I
8 - Long
9 - How
10 - Look


Now read just the words upwards from the bottom.

1 - Cows
2 - About
3 - Talking
4- Idiot
5 - This
6 - Got
7 - I
8 - Long
9 - How
10 - Look
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Wat do you think?

 

[KING JOE]

funny but i heard this befor how about this one.

Dirty Old Man

What do you call a dirty old man who lives in a box?
Your dad!

here is another one.

Yo Mama... Christmas Corner

Yo mama is so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner - so she went looking for it.


i don't mean no harm when i type these jokes they are just jokes.

 

[Terrell Taylor]

none taking so keep with the jokes

 

[The Apostle]

Never heard them before. There worthy of a chuckle

 

[Axel Ryman]

Yo mama's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch.

 

[Terrell Taylor]

i heard it before but it is still funny

 

[KING JOE]

here is more a little nasty but it is a joke.

Yo Mama is Like a Hockey Player

Yo mama is like a hockey player she doesn't change her pad for three periods.

another one.

Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: "Disneyland Left."
So they went home.

 

[King Of The Dark]

This is one i heard during the blackout in the states, ya know the big one. Well whatever

Your mama and you are so stupid you stood still and kept hitting the light switch when you knew there was no power.

Another disturbing one is

Your mama is so stupid she hit a golf ball and it went all the way up to ur anus!

 

[KING JOE]

here is another one and there is plenty more were that came from.

Yo mama's so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"

 

[Terrell Taylor]

here is more a little nasty but it is a joke.

Yo Mama is Like a Hockey Player

Yo mama is like a hockey player she doesn't change her pad for three periods.

another one.

Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: "Disneyland Left."
So they went home.

so funny i have not seen nothing so funny befor and i seen a lot of jokes

 

[KING JOE]

here is another one i have so many i will post them all untill i can't post again well here it is.

Yo mama's house is so small, I threw a rock in the window and hit everyone inside the house.

and another one

Yo mama is like a brick she is always getting laid.

 

[robd321]

I never seen that one before. It was very clever.

 

[KING JOE]

One day a boy named sean got a new bike for christmas and was ridinging in the street. When a cop pulled up on the side of him on a horse and said did yo get that from santa the boy said yeah. The cop said well next time tell him to put a tail light on it and gave him a 20 dollar ticket.The boy said did you get that horse from santa the cop said yeah. The boy said well next year tell him to put the di**under the horse instead of on top of the horse.

plenty more where that came from

 

[Terrell Taylor]

your jokes are so funny i almost be dieing laughing

 

[KING JOE]

here is another joke only one this time i have to think about some more.

knock knock
who's there
arencha
arencha who
arencha glad i know alot of jokes

 

[Terrell Taylor]

yes we are but this was to see what people thought about my joke so now it is time to get back on topic