Five-Word Story

[ReverseUnversed]

The baby grew to become...

 

[Random Queen]

The baby grew to become...

...a lawyer. But lawyers were......

 

[Rabgix]

...the spawns of the devil. ...

 

[Xiao]

The lawyer's name was actually

 

[thylings]

Mike Hunt, and he had a...

 

[Xiao]

downright nasty case of the

 

[Lancelot]

blues, so he decided to

 

[Shinra]

summon Bahamut and fight against

 

[Apostle]

Chuck norris. he lost becuase

 

[Random Queen]

Chuck norris. he lost becuase

...the world almost blew up.

 

[NumberVIII]

Fearing the worst, Sir Henry...

 

[ReverseUnversed]

Killed himself at Dalmasca, Ivalice...

 

[Nyangoro]

But was resurrected by the...

 

[Wintertide]

the old hairy fat lady

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[ReverseUnversed]

The lady kidnapped Sir Henry...

 

[NumberVIII]

and dressed him in a...

 

[Apostle]

banana suit. shortly after this,

 

[Qu?bec]

...he was eaten by the...

 

[ReverseUnversed]

Great Malboro with Putrid Breath...

 

[moonstar_xo]

And almost died, but was...