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[MegaWallflower]

thread falls into traffic, killing thousands and wounding millions.

In regards to the accident, the authorities...

 

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...blamed a cute female known only as "KK".

Authorities are currently searching.....

 

[MegaWallflower]

for the mysterious KK's accomplice in pulling off this crime,

Her accomplice was...

 

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...the cutest one of them all known as the "Wallflower".

Word has it that she's not only the kawaii queen but....

 

[MegaWallflower]

the former apprentice of a certain "troll king".

Alas, the fate of said troll king was...

 

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...that he snuck off with his waifu for a week of vacation to anywhere she wished while pinning the blame on Emperor.

Emperor then....

 

[Emperor]

convinces the police that he's a private detective hired by a man who's Incognito to find the real culprit.

The police then...

 

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...follow a false trail of clues to chumans house.

Only for.....

 

[Chuman]

...chuman to murder the SWAT team.

later, megawallflower...

 

[MegaWallflower]

created a fake megawallflower to throw off the cops!

Little did she know...

 

[KingdomKey]

all of her pictures of Kairi were being stolen!

Someone with a...

 

[MegaWallflower]

black coat and yellow eyes was behind the whole situation.

To defeat him, we'll need...

 

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ME!!!!

I slaughter it in seconds only for.....

 

[MegaWallflower]

it to pull the sudden ultimatum: let me run free or KK will never wiggle again.

Of course, Incognito had to...

 

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Sigh sadly at the ultimatum as I know KK isn't even here this weekend to get captured.

Realizing it's a bluff I hand the poor soul to Mega so that she can.......

 

[MegaWallflower]

pass him on to BufferAndLoad, so her daughter could prove herself.

BufferAndLoad decided to...

 

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....that she would make her mommy proud and do what her father would do!

Then in a moment of beautiful kawaii and troll blending Buffer.....

 

[MegaWallflower]

trapped the criminal in a neverending Edition thread of his least favorite thing.

For the job well done, Incognito rewarded Buffer by...

 

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...not killing that boyfriend she thinks her dad doesn't know she has.

After hearing Buffer make jokes of pregnancy Mega.....

 

[Chuman]

chuman revealed himself to be alive, and the father.

shocked, incognito...