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[Vayne Mechanics]

So I am now working at this exhibition centre and all I do for 12 hours is stand and do nothing.

Give me some good shit to do while I deter theft. Also, no music and cellphones allowed and I can't talk for longer than like 2 minutes or my boss gets mad at me. Also, I get two 15 minute breaks. OH GOD MY LEGS THEY TIRED BY THE END OF THE DAY.

GO FAGGOTS GO

 

[violent_anger]

Tell me, do you have access to....a harness?

 

[Deleted member 36435]

What is your job exactly? Security gaurd?

You should read your manual or count something.

 

[Vayne Mechanics]

^ Somewhat. If we see someone attempting theft, we can't do anything except talk to our supervisor since we're not LOL TRAINED. Shitty thing is I am >:C

@v_a - No, the horses were moved to a different exhibition hall :v One of our stores is in the old hall where they kept the horses. Shit smells like horseshit if you concentrate enough.

 

[Stavvy]

Hmm. . .ever thought of reading? Or is that too 'geeky' for you cool cats?

 

[Vayne Mechanics]

We're not allowed to do anything that takes our eyes off the merchandise and customers :v

 

[violent_anger]

I was really thinking of setting up a hammock or a swing set....

 

[Deleted member 36435]

You should stand near a police exhibit or something of the likes and make people think you are part of it and when they go near you, freak them out.

 

[Vayne Mechanics]

I have to stay at where ever I'm assigned.

tl;dr We sell DVD's for 5 bucks. Shit's pretty far from the war veteran and police exhibits anyway.

 

[Stavvy]

You could paint a water gun black and shoot people. . .

 

[Vayne Mechanics]

Then I'd be fired.

 

[Deleted member 36435]

Hmmm, quit and find a better job is always an option or watch one of the said DVD's.

Edit// Or count the DVD's and then do some crazy math thing or reorganize them by Alphabet.

 

[Seirio]

Paint your eyes open and learn how to sleep while standing. While you look like your guarding stuff, you be dreaming about whatever you dream about.

 

[Vayne Mechanics]

@Schmoopy - **** your shit, the pay is better than most jobs. My boss also enjoys playing Street Fighter and Half-Life 2. My supervisor today looks like Vin Diesel. The cashier enjoys gaems, animu and awesome.

@Seirio - Too bad I'd get fired :v

 

[Stavvy]

Talk to your fellow employees?

 

[Vayne Mechanics]

Talk to your fellow employees?

and I can't talk for longer than like 2 minutes or my boss gets mad at me.

:v hurfdurf.

 

[Stavvy]

You mentioned your cellphone right before that, so I assumed that if you had to use your phone, it could only be for two minutes.

It's a part-time job, you're not really supposed to enjoy it. That's one reason why you'd get a diploma and go to collage.

 

[Vayne Mechanics]

I am in university :v

Also, who says I can't enjoy part-time jobs?

 

[violent_anger]

draw on yourself .

 

[Artemis]

ummmm
count to 1000
or sing songs
over and over and over