Mika: Everybodies gonna loven today, gonna love today, gonna love today. Everybodies gonna love today, gonna love today. Anywhere you want to. Anywhere you need to. Love love me. Love love me.
Me: And he's NOT gay?
Aimee: XD Err, he sings awesome songs.
Me: Oh god.... oh this is horrible,
Andie: What?
Me: There's this video... on youtube. And this chick is cheating on her boyfriend with his boss.... and she's apologizing for it... and now he's gonna DO IT with her mom!
Andie: OMG! XD
Me: Oh god... he did it. HE DID IT!!!
Andie: that's so gross.
Me: HE HAD SEX WITH HER MOM!
Me: AND THE PICKLES! AND THE PICKLES!
Aimee: LOL! LINK PLZ!
Me: I love Dane Cook.
Aimee: I love him more.
Me: NAH AHH!
Aimee: YUHH HUUH!
Me: NAHH AHH!!
Me: I WIN! I CALLED IT!
Me: *playing guitar hero* I swear... he says, "I am a woman, for I am a man"
Reno: Could you... get off my daughter?
Drunk guy 2: Why don't you help her?
Reno: It's not my problem.
Drunk guy 2: Oh, so your daughter? You wont HELP her?
Kairi: DAD! RENO! HELP MEE!!