Linksys customer support FTW!!!1Jesse M(16399): Hi, my name is Jesse M(16399). How may I help you?
Walter: I got a lot of dead pixels on my screen.
Walter: I think the printer did it.
Walter: Or the mouse.
Jesse M(16399): If that is the case, it would not be our concern.
Walter: O RLY?
Walter: I also have a linksys router.
Walter: I think that did it.
Jesse M(16399): No, a pixel error on your screen would not be caused by the router.
Walter: But how?
Walter: Routers go right in the monitor, right?
Walter: You just slam them in, right?
Jesse M(16399): No, they do not.
Walter: Oh, I think that's what I did wrong.
Walter: How do you shot web?
Jesse M(16399): What do you mean?
Walter: See, there's this web. How do you shot it?
Walter: Nevermind, wikipedia.
Walter: Wikipedia helped me on that one.
Walter: DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU
Jesse M(16399): Oh, do you know Japanese?
Walter: No, silly. Delaware University=Desu
Jesse M(16399): Oh, ok. Sorry I need to end this session now.
Walter: Nice talking to you
Walter: BEEST FRIEND!! =D
Walter: Have you ever heard of Microsoft Office?
Jesse M(16399): Yes.
Walter: I just got it today, it's amazing.
Walter: You can type documents!
Walter: AND SEND THEM TOO!
Jesse M(16399): Is there any other Linksys device inquiries I can assist you with?
Walter: My printer doesn't have any ink.
Walter: How much does ink cost?
Jesse M(16399): You may ask your printer manufacturer about that.
Jesse M(16399): Sorry I need to end this chat session now.
Walter: a/s/l plz?
Jesse M(16399): Sorry, bye.
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By the way, you need to make up a name and mine was "Walter Melon" xD