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Jesse M(16399): Hi, my name is Jesse M(16399). How may I help you?
Walter: Well
Walter: I got a lot of dead pixels on my screen.
Walter: I think the printer did it.
Walter: Or the mouse.
Jesse M(16399): If that is the case, it would not be our concern.
Walter: O RLY?
Walter: I also have a linksys router.
Walter: I think that did it.
Jesse M(16399): No, a pixel error on your screen would not be caused by the router.
Walter: Huh?
Walter: But how?
Walter: Routers go right in the monitor, right?
Walter: You just slam them in, right?
Jesse M(16399): No, they do not.
Walter: Oh, I think that's what I did wrong.
Walter: So...
Walter: How do you shot web?
Jesse M(16399): What do you mean?
Walter: See, there's this web. How do you shot it?
Walter: Nevermind, wikipedia.
Walter: Wikipedia helped me on that one.
Walter: DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU
Jesse M(16399): Oh, do you know Japanese?
Walter: No, silly. Delaware University=Desu
Jesse M(16399): Oh, ok. Sorry I need to end this session now.
Walter: Okay
Walter: Nice talking to you
Walter: BEEST FRIEND!! =D
Walter: Wait.
Walter: Have you ever heard of Microsoft Office?
Jesse M(16399): Yes.
Walter: I just got it today, it's amazing.
Walter: You can type documents!
Walter: AND SEND THEM TOO!
Jesse M(16399): Is there any other Linksys device inquiries I can assist you with?
Walter: My printer doesn't have any ink.
Walter: How much does ink cost?
Jesse M(16399): You may ask your printer manufacturer about that.
Walter: Kthx
Walter: a/s/l?
Jesse M(16399): Sorry I need to end this chat session now.
Walter: a/s/l plz?
Jesse M(16399): Sorry, bye.
Jesse M(16399) Has Disconnected
Linksys customer support FTW!!!1

By the way, you need to make up a name and mine was "Walter Melon" xD
 
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Charlie

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Walter: DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU

Lawl..(this was an excellent read, babe)

Win, win, and always "more" win.
 
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Not the best, bit it was average at least. If I were you, I would have asked him where to plug in the speakers... XD
 

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hahahah very good mendia/vista. Ill try that soon
 

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Ah, i did that once. But....even more win, it was on the phone. I can never pull off an old guy voice without laughing...



We talked about my router for two minutes and then I randomly went, "BACK IN THE DAYYYY...I CAN STILL SEE THEMMMM....THE SUFFERING CHILDREN!!!!!!"

Then I hung up. It was the secks.
 
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