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KingGabriel_VXI

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Three Vampires walk into a bar and sit down.

The bartender comes over and ask them what they want to drink
1st Vampire: Give me a shot of blood
2nd Vampire: I want a double shot
3rd Vampire: All I want is a cup of hot water


So the bartender goes and gets the drinks and comes back. He hands them the drinks, but looks kind of confused.

The bartender asked the 3rd vampire why didn't you order any blood the vampire pulls out a tampon and replies "I'm making tea".



Thats the most disgustingly funny thing I've ever read...And it's damn funny.
 

KingGabriel_VXI

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I'm not bein mean! Why would I be mean to YOU?!?! Thats inhuman! That reminds me when I was a newbie, I would tell everyone that I was related to Invader Zim...Ahhh good times.
 

Thor.

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Whu. . . .. hehehe . .. . ..AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH SCARY FREAKIN NOT FUNNY JOKES AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH. . . . .. *takes medicine* that wasn'y funny.
 

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A women goes in to a dentists office and she and the dentist made love right there and then. She came back ever day and they made love again. But after a while they had to stop the affair because she only had one tooth left.
 
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