For some reason in gym I was reminded of the Bazooka Bubble Gum Song, and we start chanting while playing basketball, for some reason my friend knows the whole song
-in a mini-mart-
Sora: -at the slushie machine- Lets see, lets have a -takes a breath- CHERRY, PEPSI, COKE, LEMON, ORANGE, LIME, ANNNNNNNNNNNNDD SUPER ULTRA SOUR AND SWEET SLUSHIE -adds like a hundred other flavors-
Riku: Are you going to finish? I want one too.
Sora: Hmmmmm, nope! -proceeds to pour a bunch of flavors while laughing insanely-
Riku: Forget it, im getting a soda. -goes over to the other flavor station-
Robber: -in a trench coat with a bandit mask, and black sprayed painted nerf guns- IM ROBBING THIS PLACE SO GET ON THE FLOOR!!
-everyone gets on the door-
Robber: AND DO A LITTLE DANCE
-everyone rolls around on the floor-
Robber: OK! Now, give me the money!
Some guy: Thats just a nerf gun! it can't do anything to us!
Robber: -replaces the bullet from the bazooka nerf gun, with a plunger- You want a face full of plunger then I suggest you get on the floor!
Riku: Man this stinks!
Sora: -slurping his drink loudly-
Riku: Shut up Sora! Your going to get us killed!
Sora: Sorry, -slurps his drink from soft to super loud-
Robber: Thats it! -fires the plunger and it hits Sora's drink and knocks it into the wall spilling it on the ground-
Sora: Oh my- Wahh WAI WAAAAAAAI!!!!
Riku: Oh geez...
Robber: What?
Riku: Nothing but im getting to cover -jumps into the freezer-
Sora: -puts on a tiny black mask-
Robber: OMIGOSH WHO ARE YOU!!
Sora: I am...SORA-MAN!!!!! -jumps into the air and punches the robber in the face and takes his nerf guns and starts going full auto on him-
Riku: -sneaks out- Phew...-the mini-mart behind him blows up- Im not gonna look back.
Sora: -comes back- Sup
Riku: What happend?
Sora: Well, lets just head to the mansion.
-a few hours earlier-
Kairi: Man I'm so bored...nothing good has been happening lately...-hears a knock at the door and opens it-
Guy in Future Armor: I HAVE COME TO WARN YOU!!!!!
Kairi: Dude, capslock.
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Sora: I hope we don't have to pay for that mini-mart. It wasn't my fault it exploded!
Riku: Yeah sure,
Sora: What!
Riku: Whatever, maybe Kairi can do something to enlightened the situation.
Kairi: -having tea with the future guy-
Riku: Who's your new friend Kairi?
Kairi: He's called...
Floor: MY NAME IS FLUR!!!
Sora: Floor?
Flur: noooo FLUR!!!!
Sora: I still think its floor!
Flur: GRRRRRR ANYWAYS! I HAVE COME FROM THE FUTURE
Sora: Are you going to warn us?
Flur: Err, yes how did you know?
Sora: Well normally, the only reason people go back in time is either to warn someone or punch one of our presidents.
Flur: Oh well I guess you have a point. ANYWAYS!!!! I need to warn you that Starbucks will rule the world!!!
Riku: Some warning they already do.
Flur: Oh well I'm sorry I interuptted you. -opens a portal-
Sora: -grabs onto him-
Flur: What are you doing?
Sora: Your the only future buddy I have, DO NOT LEAVE ME
Flur: Your getting kinda creepy, can I just go back to my own time?
Sora: B-b-but!
Flur: ANYWAYS!!!!! I have to leave.
Sora: Ahhhhh, wait do we have floating cars?
Flur: If I say yes will you let go of me?
Sora: Yes
Flur: Fine, yeah we have floating cars
Sora: -lets go- OMIGOSH THAT IS OH SO AWESOME!!!
Riku: Do we?
Flur: No, infact this is just a costume I bought.
Riku: Yeah I figured so.
Flur: ANYWAYS!!!!!!!!! Peace out, -walks into the portal and it disappears-
Sora: You know what sounds good? A slushie!