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great chaps don patch!!

i have to start school in 6 days.....that sounded like it might be cool, but now that it approaches, Im sayin, oh god.....

stupid AP classes....:p
 

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Sorry for the late episode guys. School really took it out of me.

Sora: -watching the Emmy's with Riku-

Kairi: Since when did you guys watch this?

Riku: -whispers to Kairi- I made Sora think he was nominated for best lead actor!

Kairi: Isn't that near the end of the show? And doesn't Sora fall asleep right at 10:30?

Riku: Exactly!

-at 10:29-

Sora: HA HERE IT COMES OH I AM SOOOOOOOOO GONNA WIN THIS!!

-the clock strikes 10:30 and Sora drops down and falls asleep-

Riku: -starts laughing- Ok, here's the next part of the plan. Once he wakes up, we'll have a bunch of our friends dress up as famous people!

Kairi: Oh! Who do I get to be?

Riku: hmmmmmmmm, the waitress?

Kairi: -smacks him in the back of the head-

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Sora: -wakes up- What happend?

Riku: Sora! Did you forget?

Sora: I forget a lot of things...

Riku: You won an emmy! Come on and join the party!

Sora: OMIGOSH! OMIGOSH OMIGOSH!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAYYY -runs up to Don Patch-Wait a second....

Don Patch: -wearing a Brad Pitt mask- What?

Sora: You seem a little more oranger then usual...

Don Patch: YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT!!!

Sora: NO MR. PITT!!!

Larxane: -wearing a heather locklear mask- This is a great party!

Kairi: -wearing a Yuna mask- Yeah I know!

Sora: WOAH! ITS YUNA!!! You seem a bit fat in person...

Larxane: HA HAHA HAHAHAAHH!!

Kairi: -starts clawing at her-

Sora: A cat fight at my party! This is so awesome!

-the cat fight starts and someone pushes them into another room and locks the door-

Sora: Wait a second...something is wrong here.

Riku: -starts to get nervous-

Sora: WHERE IS THE PUNCH BOWL! I DEMAND A PUNCH BOWL!!

Riku: -sighs- its right over there!

Sora: OMIGOSH COOL!

-somewhere else-

Kairi: Don't you think this is a little mean?

Riku: Of course not!

Kairi: You do plan on telling him this isn't real.

Riku: Of course not!

Kairi: What about the emmy?

Riku: O_O uhhh, be right back!

Sora: Hey have you guys seen my emmy?

Kairi: Uhhh, Riku just went to polish it!

Sora: He better do a good job or else...>_<

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Riku: Here's your emmy Sora! -holds a real emmy-

Kairi: -whispers- HOW DID YOU GET THAT!

Riku: I know a guy...

--

John Stewart: Where'd one of my emmy's go? Oh well, doesn't matter.

--

Sora: WOW ITS SO PRETTY! -thinks for a second- You guys are tricking me.

Riku: HOW DID YOU FIND OUT!! ER I mean...uhhh...

Sora: This is waaaaaay to real. I knew you guys did this to trick me! -roars and starts tearing up the joint-

Don Patch: -still wearing the mask- Woah wait Sora!

Sora: MOVE BRAD PITT IM DESTROYING THINGS!

Don Patch: Can I have the emmy?

Sora: SURE WHY NOT!!

Don Patch: Thank ye. -walks away-

-a few days later-

Riku: Sorry for tricking you Sora.

Kairi: Yeah, it was all Riku's fault.

Riku: T_T

Sora: Yeah well whatever....

Don Patch: -walks in- Sup chumps.

Sora: Hey you look kinda like Brad Pitt, did you know that Don Patch?

Don Patch: Yeah I get that a lot.

Everyone: ...

Don Patch: DON'T YOU GIVE ME THE PERIODS!

The End.

I'll try to think of another as fast as I possibly can.
 

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yea, I had my first day of highschool today and all it made me say was...wtf?

yea this will be a strange year....

great episode don patch!!! yea, school is definitly gonna get in the way of everythin...
 

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OH MY GOD I AM SO PISSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MY BACKPACK WAS STOLEN ON MY FIRST DAY OF HIGH SCHOOL DURING THE FIRST HOUR!!!!!!!!! LUCKY I DIDNT HAVE MY IPOD!!!!!

wheew.....I hate that dude....Ive killed him many times over in my mind.....and grand theft auto.............anyway, update soon don patch!!! your fic will cheer me up!
 
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Don Patch: Yeah ok, so since were having slow episodes this whole year were going to start to make it easy by actually making it a actual reality show. So were just trying out different styles of reality show.

Sora: OH OH OH! ME FIRST ME FIRST!!!! -in a dark menacing voice- Tonight on, "Keybladers..." we'll be taking down renegade heartless and nobodies. And were gonna start right now! -sings a random theme song-

-screen zips and Sora wearing sunglasses-

Sora: So I've been on the keyblade force for a while. And when you take down all of the baddies for as long as I've had you've come to understand it.

Mickey: Yeah we got a civil disturbance in Twilight Town

Sora: All right! Lets rock!!

-at the vacant lot-

Sora: Look who we've got here.

Riku: Looks like Air Pirate.

Sora: Air Pirate how many times do we have to come and get you?

Air Pirate: EH! SHAD UP! Your roll was flawed in Kingdom Hearts!

Sora: -hits him in the head-

Air Pirate: POLICE BRUTALITY!! POLICE BRUTALITY!!!

Riku: TURN THAT CAMERA OFF!

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Don Patch: Well while Sora is in jail, were going to go with Kairi's idea next.

Kairi: Okay! Tonight on Survivor: Destiny Islands! The Playstation Dewds are now plotting against each other!

Wakka: Who wants to play blitz ball!?

Tidus: LETS FIGHT I WANT TO FIGHT LETS FIGHT! FIGHT FIGHT FFFFFFFFFFIIIIGGGHHTTT

Namine: I WANT TO GO HOME -cries-

Roxas: Who choose our name?

Kairi: The same is also going for the Nintendo Freks.

-skeletons are on the ground-

Kairi: O_O uhh, I guess its just the playstation freaks now!

Sora: YEAH TOTAL OWNAGE!

Kairi: Oh yeah, and Sora joined the team.

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Kairi: Our first challenge is that you must fight, the dreaded, NERF GUN BUNNY!!!

Roxas: A nerf gun bunny? Pfft, let me handle this...-gets shot in the eye and falls-

Sora: Ok now that Roxas provided the distraction we'll all bum rush him!

Namine: I can't! My outfit wasn't made for this!

Sora, Wakka and Tidus: -they throw her with Roxas- Then you'll make a great distraction!

Namine: My hair!!

Sora: Ok on three bum rush!!!! -stays where he is while Tidus and Wakka charge and get shot- You've been good soldiers! -sneaks up behind the bunny and grabs it- We won with teamwork!

Namine and Roxas: -wearing double eye patches- yay...

Kairi: Ok so you all get the idol. But too get a wonderful unnesscary item you must do one last challenge!

Don Patch: You basicly try to cross the bridge while dodging nerf gun bullets shot by me and my bunny companion over here.

Bunny: -nods-

Kairi: 1 2 3 GOOOOOOO!!!

Sora: -grabs Tidus and uses him as a shield-

Don Patch: -shoots Tidus in the head- HA BOOM HEADSHOT!!!!

Bunny: No fair its standing still!

Don Patch: Dude, we should transform this to the sub machine gun style.

Bunny: Great idea! -the nerf guns transform into sub machine guns-

Don Patch: HA HA BOOM HEADSHOT! BOOM BOOM BOOOM!!

Bunny: Dude, your giving the kid head trauma. We don't want to kill them.

Don Patch: Sorry, im a little crazy right now.

Bunny: Its cool, just calm down..

Don Patch: Kay, im cool, im cool...

-everyone finished the bridge except Tidus who is now in hospital due to numerous BOOM HEADSHOT!'s to the head.-

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Don Patch: Ok, Tidus is sueing Kairi for that episode so were on to Riku's episode

Riku: Ummm, I don't have an idea.

Don Patch: ...

Riku: Uhhh sorry?

Don Patch: -sighes- Well I guess we can just have a short episode...

Riku: Sorry Don Patch

Don Patch: No, its cool i'll just cry myself to sleep.

Riku: ;_; WAAAAAAA i'm sorry!

Don Patch: Good cause I was faking it. Now due to that long and pointless discussion it gave us slightly longer script then it was a few lines earlier.

Riku: So what now?

Don Patch: Well due to not being ready when I ask you to. Im going to give you a F------------------------------------- -takes a breath- --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -takes another breath- -------------------

Riku: I get it!

Don Patch: -----------------------------------------------------

Riku: .......

Don Patch: -----------------------------

Riku: Later

Don Patch: -takes another breath- ------------------------------- minus! Hey where'd he go!

The End.
 
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For some reason in gym I was reminded of the Bazooka Bubble Gum Song, and we start chanting while playing basketball, for some reason my friend knows the whole song o_O

-in a mini-mart-

Sora: -at the slushie machine- Lets see, lets have a -takes a breath- CHERRY, PEPSI, COKE, LEMON, ORANGE, LIME, ANNNNNNNNNNNNDD SUPER ULTRA SOUR AND SWEET SLUSHIE -adds like a hundred other flavors-

Riku: Are you going to finish? I want one too.

Sora: Hmmmmm, nope! -proceeds to pour a bunch of flavors while laughing insanely-

Riku: Forget it, im getting a soda. -goes over to the other flavor station-

Robber: -in a trench coat with a bandit mask, and black sprayed painted nerf guns- IM ROBBING THIS PLACE SO GET ON THE FLOOR!!

-everyone gets on the door-

Robber: AND DO A LITTLE DANCE

-everyone rolls around on the floor-

Robber: OK! Now, give me the money!

Some guy: Thats just a nerf gun! it can't do anything to us!

Robber: -replaces the bullet from the bazooka nerf gun, with a plunger- You want a face full of plunger then I suggest you get on the floor!

Riku: Man this stinks!

Sora: -slurping his drink loudly-

Riku: Shut up Sora! Your going to get us killed!

Sora: Sorry, -slurps his drink from soft to super loud-

Robber: Thats it! -fires the plunger and it hits Sora's drink and knocks it into the wall spilling it on the ground-

Sora: Oh my- Wahh WAI WAAAAAAAI!!!!

Riku: Oh geez...

Robber: What?

Riku: Nothing but im getting to cover -jumps into the freezer-

Sora: -puts on a tiny black mask-

Robber: OMIGOSH WHO ARE YOU!!

Sora: I am...SORA-MAN!!!!! -jumps into the air and punches the robber in the face and takes his nerf guns and starts going full auto on him-

Riku: -sneaks out- Phew...-the mini-mart behind him blows up- Im not gonna look back.

Sora: -comes back- Sup

Riku: What happend?

Sora: Well, lets just head to the mansion.

-a few hours earlier-

Kairi: Man I'm so bored...nothing good has been happening lately...-hears a knock at the door and opens it-

Guy in Future Armor: I HAVE COME TO WARN YOU!!!!!

Kairi: Dude, capslock.

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Sora: I hope we don't have to pay for that mini-mart. It wasn't my fault it exploded!

Riku: Yeah sure,

Sora: What!

Riku: Whatever, maybe Kairi can do something to enlightened the situation.

Kairi: -having tea with the future guy-

Riku: Who's your new friend Kairi?

Kairi: He's called...

Floor: MY NAME IS FLUR!!!

Sora: Floor?

Flur: noooo FLUR!!!!

Sora: I still think its floor!

Flur: GRRRRRR ANYWAYS! I HAVE COME FROM THE FUTURE

Sora: Are you going to warn us?

Flur: Err, yes how did you know?

Sora: Well normally, the only reason people go back in time is either to warn someone or punch one of our presidents.

Flur: Oh well I guess you have a point. ANYWAYS!!!! I need to warn you that Starbucks will rule the world!!!

Riku: Some warning they already do.

Flur: Oh well I'm sorry I interuptted you. -opens a portal-

Sora: -grabs onto him-

Flur: What are you doing?

Sora: Your the only future buddy I have, DO NOT LEAVE ME

Flur: Your getting kinda creepy, can I just go back to my own time?

Sora: B-b-but!

Flur: ANYWAYS!!!!! I have to leave.

Sora: Ahhhhh, wait do we have floating cars?

Flur: If I say yes will you let go of me?

Sora: Yes

Flur: Fine, yeah we have floating cars

Sora: -lets go- OMIGOSH THAT IS OH SO AWESOME!!!

Riku: Do we?

Flur: No, infact this is just a costume I bought.

Riku: Yeah I figured so.

Flur: ANYWAYS!!!!!!!!! Peace out, -walks into the portal and it disappears-

Sora: You know what sounds good? A slushie!
 
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