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[Taokitty]

No clue what the show was called.. All I know is this, it was live action!=^_^=

EDIT: HAPPY EASTER!=^_^=

 

[Every Heart]

Happy Easter!!

 

[Taokitty]

Or as my family says(Though it's kinda weird..) Happy Bunny day!

 

[testify]

bunnies are evil!! They once took an egg fom me and throw it at my face I was blind for two dayz!! and yes....I walked into many poles....err....anyway...how was Easter everyone?

 

[Every Heart]

Meh, it was ok. I got a chocolate bunny ^_^

 

[Crest]

Easter... hmmm.... We Had GRILLED SAUSAGES! They were Uber-Yummy!

Also... a nice cold glass of ice tea....

 

[Every Heart]

Easter episode: The return of Mr. Bunny!

That would be a scary thing for Don Patch to do.

 

[testify]

NO! NOT MR BUNNY!

.....hes scares the young children....

 

[Atnihs]

atnihs:yeah lets have mr bunny come back in an easter episode
shinta:yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
atnihs:well at least its not a caboose imitation

 

[Don Patch]

Well its to late for a easter one, and im swamped at home but anyways im runnin out of ideas though if you want to send me one just talk to me on Yahoo Messenger if you got it.

Normura: Alright now Sora since your getting new clothes and new keyblades...and new worlds your gonna have to go through the Dive thingy.

Sora: WOOOOO! I get to see the giant heartless dude again!

Normura: Sadly...he and the Heartless can't make it, so you'll have to face a "MYSTERY ENEMY!!!'

Sora: BRING IT ON!!! I CAN TAKE ANYTHANG!

Normura: Alright just go to sleep tonight and we'll take care of everything.

Sora: W00t! I'll go get my jamies on!

-tonight-

Sora: Alright I can't wait! -falls asleep-

-cool looking introduction-

Sora: BRING IT ON MYSTERY ENEMIES!!

-a million dusk appear-

Sora: Ah man...-roars and charges- BRING IT ON!!!

-after endless fighting-

Sora: -panting- WOOOOO I RULE!!!! PUNKS!!!

-Twilight Thorn appears-

Sora: YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!!!

-Twilight Thorn smashes the area Sora is in and Sora presses a button that appears in front of him-

Sora: -starts moving on his own and does super cool stunts- What the?!

Normura: -is like Obiwan in Star Wars- Use the Reaction Button...

Sora: So what does it do?

Normura: Well your to out of shape to do these stunts so we put a chip in your butt that makes you move on your own.

Sora: Oh, well this is awesome!! -goes through the fight pressing the button without doing damage to it.

Normura: Uh, you still need to fight it

Sora: -stops in midair- WHAT?! Man, forget this then... -walks off the stage and appears in the mansion- What a waste of time...

Normura: -on set- Well, i guess we can get Roxas to the scene. -drinks his martini-

Don Patch: So that is why Roxas does the scene instead of Sora. Thank you for watching, "Mysterys of Life with Don Patch" -sips some tea-

 

[Every Heart]

lol Don Patch. You know, theres this thing online thats really funny. The "Ansem Retort" Google it to find it. It is fricken hilarious. Listen to the following excerpt.

Riku gets slashed in half by the heartless. Sora walks up to see if hes ok. (Sora had memory problems by the way)

Sora: Hey Riku, your cut in half. Do you think that if I kick you in the nuts, you'll feel it?
Riku: I doubt that since I don't have my lower body(Sora kicks his nuts) OMFG THAT HURTS!!!!
Sora:........Hey Riku, your cut in half! Do you think that if I step on your nuts, you'll feel it?
Riku: Damn you and damn your amnesia!

 

[testify]

hahahaha that was funny Don Patch and Ansem Retort is hilarious!! I remember that excerpt!! bwahahaha!!!

 

[Dark mage231]

funny funny thingyamabobber it punches people -takes a jack-in-a-box a boxing glove comes out and punches and random person- oh and the show was funny also

 

[Every Heart]

http://www.analogpaladins.com/Images/Comics/AR/index.html?comic=1

There, the link for "The Ansem Retort" Read it Patch, its hilarious

Sora: If I had a nickel for every time a roomate commited a crime against humanity.....
Namine: You would have $7.10

 

[Taokitty]

..XP! I should read that tommorow, in other news, YAY!=^_^= The internet it back!

 

[Don Patch]

You know, that comic made me realize somethin...I NEED TO GET BACK ON TRACK!!!

-Sora, Axel, Larxane, and Marluxia marched towards the huge castle now installed by Xemnas-

Axel: WOOOAH!!!! That castle is huge man!

Larxane: Its much bigger then Castle Oblivion!

Axel and Larxane: Maybe we should rethink our sides...

Marluxia: -smacks them on the head- HEY! You guys can't think! Your lackeys!

Axel: Man I was so much cooler in Kingdom Hearts 2....

Larxane: At least you got to live into Kingdom Hearts 2, though I think many cried when i died!

Axel: Dude, you just disappeared. My death was more sad, i helped Sora get his girl back and his friend and then they all lived happily ever after.

Marluxia: SHUT UP YOU FOOLS! He's already gotten his really cool dragon thing up!

Sora: Yeah! You fools!

-they charge into The Castle That Never Was meanwhile...-

Saix: ...........(Translation: If I had a heart it would be like ROFL!)

Zexion: -lying on the ground defeated- ...........(Translation: Man, you stink!)

-back on the top of the Castle-

Xemnas: Now with my ultimate fist...I shall send this universe into oblivion -runs to the door-

Random Dusk: -pops up and trips him- Uh sir i just got this Kingdom Hearts 2 game for my birthday should I throw it out?

Xemnas: -trips and his hand taps the game- NOOOOOO YOU FOOOL!!!!

-the whole universe gets sucked into Kingdom Hearts 2-

To be continued...

(Liek omg, itz a storyline =D)

 

[Taokitty]

O.O Does that include everyone in the story? Awsome update!=^_^= Let's see Sora and the others get out of THIS!(MUHAHAHA!)

 

[Every Heart]

OMG, that was funny, but kinda short.

 

[Atnihs]

i wonder what will happen next

 

[testify]

bwahahaha!!! let see where this goes....