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Don Patch

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Well tell me once you got past the intro.

Well alright this one has no spoilers

Sora: I have to get Kairi to go out with me!!! I know!

-In the Pride Lands-

Sora: Monkey dude! Get out here!

Rafiki: Yeah?

Sora: I need to get this girl to like me but first i want to know what she likes so can you transform me into the super adorable lion cub version of me?

Rafiki: Yeah yeah...-grabs some advil and a pepsi and grinds them together- Here, now go away you spikey hair freak

Sora: I'll get you one day you crazy monkey...one day...-drinks it and transforms into the lion cub Sora- COOL! I can move faster! -dashes away-

-Back on Destiny Island-

Kairi: Hmmm, where's Sora? He usually asks me out right now

Sora: -runs up to Kairi- Rawr!

Kairi: Aren't you adorable! You look awfully familiar...

Sora: No I don't!

Kairi: OK! -skips away with Lion Sora- I'll name you...Rora! Since you have that awesome neckchain that Sora has!

Sora: Rawr! -Thinks- So she likes my neckchain! I told Normura that the necklace brought in the ratings...

Kairi: Well i built you this bed! Now if you want to leave from time to time thats good! I'll understand!

Sora: Rawr!

Kairi: Could you say meow? Rawr is getting kinda annoying.

Sora: Oh, ok ummm....Meow!

Kairi: Awesome!

-the next day-

Kairi: Have you guys seen Rora?

Sora: Nope! -is wearing a new neckchain-

Kairi: Awesome neckchain!

Sora: -thinks- W00t!

Kairi: Well i have to go find Rora

To be continued...
 
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Don Patch

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Don Patch was asking out Ollete and is now in the hospital for "Slaponious Majorus" Or commonly known as...repeated slaps in the face.

Also for you fans that have replied at every episodes here's a hilarious wallpaper that the creators from my favorite web-comic "Penny Arcade" created http://www.penny-arcade.com/docs/gabe/pooh.jpg

Sora: Now that Kingdom Hearts 2 is out we all get awesome outfits!

Kairi: Yeah and were much older!

Riku: -hiding behind a black screen- Why can't I be seen!

Kairi: Because your appearance will ruin everything!

Sora: Yeah...

Riku: Ah man! I'm going back to the Organization

Sora: What a loser...

Kairi: I know...

Sora: Anyways, On with the episode!

Normura: -drinking a martini- Woah Woah Woah...you guys can't start the show

Sora: Why not?

Normura: Because I sold the show!

Kairi and Sora: WHAT!!!

Normura: Well we need the money to fund our....
Spoiler Spoiler Show


Sora: HEY! Thats cool!
Spoiler Spoiler Show


Kairi: -highlights it- Hey!

Sora: SORRY! Please dont be mad, please dont be mad!

Kairi: So who did you sell it to?!

Normura: Well...-w00t flashback!-

-Normura and 4kids in a poker game-

Normura: I bet you Destiny Island Reality Show!

4kids: -wins the game- Heh heh! ANOTHER SHOW TO RUIN!!!

Normura: NOOOOOOOO What have i done? I destroyed the best show! Wait...i can say i didn't do it...but i'll need a scape goat

Don Patch: Sup guys

Normura: DON PATCH HOW COULD YOU!!!

Don Patch: ZOMG ZOMG!!!! Wait, what did I do?

Normura: YOU SOLD THE SHOW TO 4KIDS!

Don Patch: THAT DON PATCH IS SO EVIL!! IM GOING TO GET HIM!!! Wait...im-

-flashback inflitrated-

Kairi: WERE GONNA KILL YOU DON PATCH -starts strangling him-

Sora: -smacks Don Patch with the keyblade- NOW WE'll HAVE TO GET A CRUDDY RAP SONG AS OUR THEME!

Everyone: -cries-

-the next episode-

YO! Keyblade Keyblade! Uh Oh!!
His name is Sora! Thats keyblader masta!
Gonna destroy the evil darkness!!
He's gotta keyblade!
How did that happen?
Yo yo Yo!! It appeared in his hand!
Yo YO Yo Yo yo...

Sora: I CAN'T TAKE IT!!! IM gonna commit Seppoku!

Kairi: Alright! You go first!

Don Patch: -hobbling over in a box with iron bars- Look guys i just want to say im innocent! It was Normura!

Kairi: Gasp! I knew it! GET NORMURA!!!

-in the super ultimate SquareSoft(cause they never should have joined with Nintendo...)-

Sora: GET HIM!!!!

Everyone: -attacks Normura-

Normura: Ha! You can't defeat me!

Kairi: Well...-takes his martini- HA! Destroy the deal or the martini gets it!

Normura: But thats my trademark item! Without it, i'll just be...Normura!

Kairi: Destroy the deal...

Normura: Ok, Ok!!! -burns his desk- Its done...just gimme the martini!

Kairi: -gives it to him-

Normura: -hugs it- My precious...

Sora and Kairi: Freak...

The End
 
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shinta:you know thats not very....healthy...game man...its very...something.
atnix: STOP IMITATING CABOOSE!!!!!!*in mind*not that it wouldnt be an improvement...
shinta:awww look at how cute the sepoohroth is.
atnix:YAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!*starts beating shinta*
 
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Don Patch

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-In Castle Oblivion-

Marluxia: -playing with his hair-

Xemnas: -barges in and is covered in shadows- Im the new leader of this group now!

Marluxia: HAH! I can't even see your hair but i know mine is better then yours so that means im the leader!

Xemnas: -shadows go away-

Marluxia: DANGIT!

-on Destiny Islands-

Sora: Hey guys!

Riku and Kairi: Hey Sora!

-Marluxia flies through the air and nails Sora-

Riku and Kairi: -does that eye popping out thing that Beauty does-

Marluxia: Ow

Sora: -sticks a hand out of a ground- HEY MARLUXIA!

-few hours later-

Kairi: Wow, what a story. I still cant believe he launched you out of a cannon!

Sora: Yeah...HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO BEAT THAT FREAK!!!

Riku: Remember Sora? That was all on set

Sora: OH! I knew that...i was just testing you...

Marluxia: Well anyways the only people on my side are, Larxane, Zexion and Axel.

Sora: What about Vexen?

Marluxia: I dont want an ugly person with poor hair on my side! WAIT!

-at Roxas' house-

Roxas: Do do do do do, just making some cookies, do do do do doooo...

Marluxia: -crashes through the window in the Organization Mobile- Roxas! Get your butt in here!

Roxas: YES SIR! -jumps in-

Marluxia: ORGANIZATION MOBILE! AWAY!!!

-pops a wheelie and drives into the sunset-

Xigbar: Guys come get your sandwiches!

Saix: ....

Xaladin, Luxord and Demyx: YAY!

-The Organization Mobile crashes through the window and lands on the organization members-

Marluxia: Xemnas! GET YOUR BUTT OUT HERE!

Saix: ......!!!! -goes beserk-

Zexion: ......

Saix: .....?!

-they both fight to the death-

Marluxia: AXEL LARXANE! Lets...MOVE!

To Be Continued...
 
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OMG! That wall paper was awsome!*looks at the wall paper called "SepoohrothXp)

I hope Zexion wins the fihgt!*prays*.. Wait a minute.. Since when do I pray... o_O Anyway, I feel.. Hyper..ish...

Dangit!.. Vexen's hair is dirty blonde!..>.< *is because I thought it wasn't, but my sister's boyfriend proved me wrong)
 
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What would be funny was the following scenareio:

Welcome to Chicken Jepordy! Yes, we purposefully spelled Jepordy wrong! Our contestents, Every Heart, our returning champion from the last game. Now we have Sora joining us. And.......Don Patch! With our host...Colin Mochery from Whos Line is It Anyway?

Me: Why would Colin be here?
Sora: Promoting Canada probably.
Colin: Who can tell me who was one of the first chicken farmers?
Don Patch: Farmer Mcdonald
Colin: I'm sorry, but you didn't cluck in the form of a question. So you don't get anything this round.
Sora:.......Who is Farmer Mcdonald?
Colin: Correct!
Don Patch: But thats what I said.
Every Heart: Well sorry said it in question form, so he gets it.
Don Patch: Cheater...........
Colin: Who can name a great historis book in the........
Every Heart: Is it Great Fried Chicken?(Great Expectations)
Colin: I'm sorry, it was Cluckgobble, Cluckgobble Gone with the Wind.
Sora: This is hopeless.
Colin: Now we move on to Wheel....of.....Poultry!!
Every Heart: I thought this was Jepordy style.........
Colin: Don Patch, you will be the first to spin the wheel.
Don Patch: Damn Canadians and thier twisted little........
Colin: And remember, if you get the picture with the chicken on it, you will win 1 million dollars!!!
*Don Patch spins wheel and it lands on Barbeque sauce*
Colin: I'm sorry, but now we will drench you in barbeque sauce and make you have to watch the entire series Friends with no commercial breaks.
Every Heart: The horror!
Sora: Well, its not as bad as having to watch Whose Line with no commercial breaks.
Colin: Our winner for tonight is...........Nomura, creator of KH2!!!
Sora: Wait a second.......he wasn't even here.
Nomura: Now I can buy more margeritas!*jumps out of a window*
Colin: We will now end the show by doing a hoedown!
*All the cast members of Destiny Islands Reality Show and many other random shows start doing a hoedown together*
 
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