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Don Patch

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Oi, you guys are switching them to much!

Marluxia: Where could the Evil Five be!

Evil Five: Yo

Marluxia: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!!! I TOLD YOU TO GET HOME BEFORE 7:00 p.m! And what do you do! Come back at 7:00:01!

Evil Five: Jeez i was just hanging out with the heartless

Marluxia: You know the heartless are a bad influence! Im going to speak to there fathers and your grounded!

Evil Five: Ah jeez, -runs up to there tower-

K_K: Well, im going to stalk Kaze

Atnihs: And im going to...-checks script- Uhhh, man i can't read his writing! Oh wait no i got it, change my weapon into a club and hit Shinta with it.

Cloud's Shadow: Im going to wail on 4Kids

Tao: and im going to brandish a dark keyblade all cool like

Every Heart: And im...going to do somethin or whatever

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Cloud's Shadow's Night

-At the evil industry of 4Kids Entertainment-

Producer: Do Do DO Do do...

Cloud's Shadow: PROMEGADED JUICE MY BUTT!!!

-wails on everything in sight-

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Kaze_Krazy's Night

-in Twilight Town at night-

Kaze: -whistles- Just walkin down the street with ma awesome hair, chicks melting with wave of ma HAIR!

K_K: -is hiding in the shadows waiting to pounce-

Kaze: Wait...-sniffs the air- Fangirls...-takes out holy water- BRING IT CHUMPS!!

K_K: -jumps in the air and blocks the moon- KAZE!!

Kaze: AHHHHHHHHHH

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Atnihs' Night

Atnihs: AH HA! Found you!!!

Shinta: YOU GOTTA HELP ME!! Bahamut is destorying this thread!

Atnihs: WAIT!!! If he destorys the thread then that means no seemingly randomness! I SHALL NOT FAIL!!!

Bahamut: -watching Super Sumo's- Heh heh, sumo's flying...heh heh

Atnihs: BAHAMUT!!! I CHALLENGE YOU!!

Bahamut: Again?

Atnihs: Hey, last time you cheated!

Bahamut: fine, -walks over and scratches his butt-

Atnihs: -starts wailing on him-

Bahamut: -knocks him away with a flick-

Atnihs: Truely evil...-goes to the T.V- ONE MOVE AND THE T.V GETS IT!!

Bahamut: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I surrender...

Atnihs: MUAHAHAHAHHAHA I prevail punk

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Tao's Night

Tao: -goes on a rampage with the Cool, Dark Keyblade- MUUAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHA

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Every Heart: -just typing online- What? You expected something cool, and funny? -pulls out a flute and starts playing-

Madam Octa: -comes up-

Every Heart: Wrong place spider person

Madam Octa: -crawls away-

Every Heart: -plays again and Don Patch comes-

Don Patch: Yo

Every Heart: DANG IT!! -hits Don Patch out the window, and starts playing again-

Heartless: Sup'

Every Heart: ATTACK THE CAMERA!!

Heartless: Do we have to? My kid's got a soccer game in a couple of minutes and i gotta leave

Every Heart: UGH, if you want something done right you gotta do it yourself..-smashes the camera with the flute-

The End!
 
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Don Patch

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wait then who's who?

The Super Ultimate and Real H_K: Well, Don Patch can't make it today since he got beat up by a really tough looking guy. Then got pounded on by his two jerk friends. So im going to host this one

Everyone: H_K'S BACK!!! -huggles-

The Super Ultimate and Real H_K: NOOO HUGS BURN ME!!!! -dies-

Sora: Great job guys, you killed H_K

Riku: How come its always our fault!

Kairi: Yeah!

Sora: Cause im the main character i don't make mistakes!

Kairi: Well fine, cause your kicked out of our mansion!

Sora: What! You can't kick me out im the coolest main character out of all of you!

-gets launched out of a cannon-

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Sora: Fine, those jerks. I can get a place of my own! Lets see...Kaze's place he's practically my twin -knocks on his door-

Kaze: Go away! Im in hiding!

Sora: from what?

Kaze: This crazy fan-girl!

Sora: Did you try holy-water?

Kaze: No dice

Sora: Hmmm, then i shouldn't have brough the whole fan club with me

Kaze Fan Club: ZOMG THERE'S KAZE!!!!

Kaze: SORA YOU JERK

-launches him out of a cannon-

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Sora: Wakka's place should do it! -knocks on door-

Wakka: The blitzballs man! THE BLITZBALLS!! -goes into a feedle postion-

Sora: -backs away- Well, Tidus place should do it!

Tidus: Hey Sora! Wanna fight? OK!! -keeps wailing on Sora-

Sora: GET AWAY MIDGET!! -launches himself out of a cannon-

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Sora: -hairs on fire- I have to stop using that cannon...anyways -doses the fire- King Mickeys castle should do it! -knocks on door-

Mickey: Hi Sora! Come on in!

Sora: Finally a normal place!

Mickey: Help yourself to the royal buffet!

Sora: KEWL! -runs to the buffet but, everything is cheese- Oh, cheese...

Mickey: Yeah! Don't you love this stuff?

Sora: -runs to the cannon and launches himself-

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Sora: -brusied and smoking- I need a place to stay!

-Angel and Demon Sora appear on Sora's Shoulder-

Angel Sora: You should go back to Riku and Kairi and say your sorry

Demon Sora: Screw that! Keep looking!

Angel Sora: Why, i- demon puts hand over mouth-

Demon Sora: Didn't you think it was funny when ever he launched himself out of a cannon!

Angel Sora: -starts laughing- He's right Sora you should stay and keep looking

Sora: Uhh, ok?

-launches out of a cannon-

And through days and months Sora traveled around the universe launching himself out of a cannon. Angel and Demon Sora caught all of this and is being shown in the movie plex

Riku: Kairi look!

Kairi: So thats what sora's up to! Man, i feel sorry for him. Should we let him back?

Riku: Well, he has to pay for the cable

Kairi: Alright, lets go bargain

-a week later-

Sora: Thanks guys for bringing me back

Kairi: its cool, we just thought that launching yourself out of a cannon was annoying and the fact that you did it everyday is even more annoying

-knock on the door-

Riku: Who is it?

Cable Guy: Cable guy!

Riku: Sora, chop chop!

Sora: -walks to the door and hides his keyblade behind his back- One moment

-sound of Sora wailing on the Cable Guy is heard-

Riku: Its a good thing we said he could beat him up instead of paying

Kairi: Yep

The End!
 

Atnihs

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Atnihs:MWAHAHAHAH YOU LOSE BAHAMUT!
Shinta:FINISH HIM!
Atnihs: 0o Wha-?
Shinta throws the T.V. at Bahamut knocking him out.
Shinta:FATALITY!
Atnihs: :eek: :eek:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Atnihs runs back to Org. HQ and Bahamut rises up behind unsuspecting Shinta in a cliche shadowy red eye look.
Shinta:....why did he run off?
 

Krazy

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I was at teh Are Pee, and I'm all, "Who the hizzheck is Crest?"

Then I'm like, "Where's teh Bishie-Hunter? MAYBE HE DIED! o.o

...

YAAAAYZ! :D"

Then I learned the horrible truth. ;-;

Anyway... awesome updates! BEWARE OF TEH KAZE STALKER! D:<
 

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Yes.........the horrors......I wAnT A UpDaTe NoWYyY!!!! GGGAGAGAGaga!!!

............PIE!!!!!!............
 
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