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Don Patch

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Say please!

Sora: Ok!

-instead Sora is a moron and mistakes Take over the World for skipping along a plain of beautiful flowers-

Wendell: Whatever this is good to.

-5 days later-

Sora: -dacing with Wendell-

Kaze: GRRRRRR THAT SOCK PUPPET IS TEH R0xx3r!

Namine: GOD! Im so jealous of that freaky looking sock!

Riku: I WANT IT SO BAD!!!

Namine: Step aside punks, i'll get it!

-walks up to Sora-

Namine: Can i have Wendell for a little bit?

Sora: Nope

Namine: WAAAAAAAAA -cries and runs away-

Kaze: I'll do my famous Kaze Pout! Watch this, -does the Kaze pout-

-millions of girls (including K_K) come running at him-

Kaze: -walks over to Sora- Can i have Wendell -does teh Kaze Poutz-

Sora: Hmmmm ok-

-K_K and millions of girls pile on Kaze-

Kaze: ouch

Sora: Well now that your incapactitated im not going to give you Wendell.

Kaze: -muffled shout- NOOOOOOOo

Riku: -goes dark mode- IM GETTIN WENDEL FOR YEH!!!

-charges Sora-

Sora: Wendell attack! -Wendell jumps off his hand-

Riku: -gets mauled by the sock puppet in scary ways- OH MY GOD ITS EATTING MY FACE AHHHHHHHHHHH

Kairi: Hmmmm....-walks over to Sora-

Riku: MY EYES!!!!!

Kairi: -kisses Sora-

Sora: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! -runs away with Kairi-

Wendell: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO -turns into a regular sock-

Riku: -had bite marks and scratches all around him- So many socks!

And after that day, the demonic sock died. Sora and Kairi made out with each other for forty days and forty nights and Riku still remains afraid of socks...and what of Don Patch? Well he got the award for the gender confused fat slow sonic award. As for the Don Patch thats writing this he's eating a cookie, which you can't have.

THE END!
 
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Atnihs: Since my counter-part is stuck in Kirasagi's cage bahamut will finally be domestic!YAAAAAY!
Bahamut walks in chewing with Kaze's head sticking out.
Atnihs: O_O;;....Bahamut slowly put the Kaze down before the kaze fans kills us.
Bahamut shakes head.
Kaze: SPIT ME OUT OR MY FANS WILL KILL YOU!
Bahamut swallows.
Atnihs: O_O;;;;......RUN AWAY!
Atnihs runs off but gets eaten by bahamut.
 
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Crest

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Let's see uh... ACHOO! Huh? Where am I now?
me: Hmmm.... Wendell has heart patterns on him... that doesn't seem to match! I'll just doodle on him for a little bit... *humms while drawing little anime-ish doodles on Wendell*

Dark: Has he been paying attention to the above chapter at all?

me: Doo-dee-doop... tralalala... draw some faces here... draw some faces there... *scribbles*

Mireille: No... not one bit...

Kisaragi: This is a mini segment... just incase you didn't know... and I've already electrocuted Shinta and have hidden away his plushies...

Mireille: Was that really necessary?

Kisaragi: No.. and now class.... that means everyone... who reads this. I have assigned you a quiz.

Class: Awww....

Kisaragi: The link will be found at the end of this segment. This quiz will determine which of us Five Teacher-Moms will you fit best...

Everyone (but me, Dark, and Mireille): Wait.... THERE'S FIVE OF YOU!?!?!

Kisaragi: Yes... come on in everybody...

Mutsuki: Hello.

Yayoi: Greetings...

Uzuki: Hi Hi Hi!

Satsuki: Yo.

Kisaragi: Now farewell and goodbye... oh and here's the link. http://guru.theotaku.com/view.php?action=retrieve&id=65
 
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I got:

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Shinta:I got the same result as yall too WEEEEEEEEEE!
Atnihs:I thought it was a girls only test though.
Shinta:Actually everyone was supposed to take it anyways.
Atnihs: Oh...BAHAMUT ATE YOU TOO?!
Shinta: Yup so now we have a trio of an alternate universe you,Kaze the BHK wonder,and me the Batoussai who has been converted into a plushie maniac all stuck inside a dragon creature's stomach.
Atnihs:I wish I never gave up my chaos moves T_T.
 
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Bahamut is asleep but inside...
Atnihs and Kaze:GET US OUTTA HERE!
Shinta:This place needs decorating.
Shinta gets out decoration tools and sets up curtains and stuff.
Atnihs:I can't take anymore of his femine side!
Kaze:I just don't wanna get digested.
Atnihs: How come that person thats nuts about you hasn't beaten Bahamut up yet?
Kaze:I dunno.
Shinta:Lets make cookies!
Awkward silence and then Riku falls on them.
Riku:Hey gu-URK!
Atnihs strangling Riku.
Atnihs:GET OUTTA MY FACE!
Shinta:COOKIES!
 
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Don Patch

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Well since you said "plz"....

Fred Fred Burger: -is wearing a tie, and knocks on the Mansion door- Fred Fred Burger Fred Fred Burger Fred-

-door opens-

Sora: Hello!

Fred Fred Burger: Uh hello, i am, uh selling cookies! My moomy made them and stuffs

Sora: KEWL!!! I'll take twenty! -grabs all of the boxes without paying-

Fred Fred Burger: Yes.

Sora: -slams the door- Do do do do...

Fred Fred Burger: Yes, O! I gotz to go poopie! -goes around the house-

Sora: -munching on the cookies-

Riku: Uhhhh Sora why is there a green dude taking a dump in our garden?

Sora: I dont know but these cookies are, are -dies-

Riku: WHAT!!!!

Don Patch: -runs up to Sora and shakes him- WHAT ARE THEY!!! I MUST KNOW!!!!!!!!!!

Riku: Dude! Sora just died!

Don Patch: NOOOOoOOOO!!!! Im going to have to be the new sora! -dyes his spikes brown and wears big yellow shoes and kewl clothes and is holding a keyblade- Hey dudes!

Riku: That doesnt help! Ugh! im going to kill that guy! -goes Dark Mode and runs outside-

Fred Fred Burger: -still goin- Fred Fred Burger Fred Fred Burger Fred Fred Burger Fred Fred Burger

Riku: YOU!!!!!

Fred Fred Burger: Yes

Riku: You killed Sora! -points his sword at FFB-

Fred Fred Burger: ooo! Cool sword can i have it thanks! -takes hit and starts choping the hedges- Fred Fred Burger Fred Fred Burger Fred Fred Burger Fred Fred Burger

Riku: -grabs it- Stop that! -bonks him- So bring him back to life!

Fred Fred Burger: Yes

Riku: Bring him back then!

Fred Fred Burger: Yes

Riku: RAGHHHHHH!!! -kicks FFB so hard he flies to Chinaland- NOOO That was are only chance to get Sora back! -sighs, and walks back into the house-

Don Patch: Watch this! DRIVE MODE -his clothes turn red- See im a better Sora then Sora!

Riku: -looks to the readers- What he's right, well wanna watch t.v?

Don patch: Sure!

To be continued...
 
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Well considering i wrote that in like five minutes be lucky i thought of anything. I used up most of my ideas im and trying to stick away from using characters from other shows.
 
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