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Don Patch

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Ray: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA IM BACK!!!!

Bladdda the Butt: AND I SAID I WOULD BE BACK!!!

Person: Shut up morons! Were in a movie theater!

Ray: Sorry...

Bladda the Butt: IM NOT!! -gets pelted by popcorn-

-back at Destiny Islands-

Sora: -hear's the doorbell ring, and opens the door- Hello!

Yugi: I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL!!!!

Sora: For the last time! WERE NOT TRYING TO DESTROY THE WORLD WITH A STUPID CARD GAME!!!!

Yugi: Hey! That card game had real monsters!!!

Sora: ...yeah...whatever well, the guy your looking for is here

Yugi: -reads the note-

123 URSTUPID Avenue...

Yugi: WOAH!!! THIS CARD ADDS PLUS 8 to YOur-

Sora: -slams the door- Freak...

-doorbell rings again-

Sora: LOOK IM GOING TO ADD PLUS 8 TO MY FOOT AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR A-

Ray: Remember us! MUAhAHAHAHHAHAH

Sora: Yeah! But who's the fat guy, and that old guy in a black cloak with the hood on!

Bladda the Butt: I AM BLADDA THE BUTT!!

Sora: Yeah i read the caption

Crazy Old Guy Who looks like his face just grew 10000000: AND I AM DARTH HIDIOUS!!!!

Ray: I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO STOP STALKING ME!!

Crazy Old Guy Who Looks Like His Face Just Grew 10000000: -Does his creepy laugh-

Sora: Well i agree on the Hidious part...

-TO BE CONTINUED!!-

Don Patch: Hey i wasnt in this episode!
 
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DIE YU-GI-OH!!!! DIIIIIIE!!! YOU FREAKIN' SAVE THE WORLD WITH CARDS!!! DIE!!!! *smites and combusts it* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! >=D

*cough*

I'm perfectly fine. I don't need to go to the Funny Farm!! *laughs weirdly* *eye twitches* ._0
 
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Don Patch

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Ray: MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHHA!!!!

Sora: NOOOOOOOOOOOO

-Sora and Ray are playing Star Wars: Battlefront 2-

Ray: Beat you again!

Sora: Jerk...WERE GOING TO CANNONIZE YOU!!!

Ray: Wait, didnt you do that to the superhero a few episode's back?

Sora: Yeah i still get mail from him,

Dear Sora,

WHEN I GET BACK IM GOING TO HEAT VISION YOUR FACE!!!

Sora: You'd figure he'd get over it...

Ray: Really...hmmmmmmm

-somewhere where it always has lighting-

Ray: I have summoned you all to comehere to create a ultra villain group...Now were going to go for names...

Superhero: Hmmmm the We Want To Kill Sora Club?

Bladda the Butt: THE POTTY MOUTH CLUB!!

Riku: The-

Ray: Hey I thought you worked with the Organization!

Bob the Notrious and Super Evil Stick Man who Hates Copyrighting and really long names like this one: THE STICK CLUB!!

Itachi: The Akatsuki....

Riku: I did but...

Bladda the Butt: HAH YOU SAID BUTT!!!!

Riku: -IS THINKING- Man I cant have a job with these idiots, hmmmmm

Ray: Wait! I got it!

-THE WE WANT TO KILL AND STICK SORA' POTTY MOUTH TO A TREE/AKATSUKI!!!-

-And Back at the Organzation-

Marluxia: Hey I got a note!

Dear Marluxia,

HELP ME THSOE NINJA L00TERS STOLE ME AND TOOK ME TO THAT PLACE
THAT ALWAYS HAS LIGHTINING!!!!one1oneoneoneoneone!!

Axel: WE GOTZ TO HELPZ RIKU!

Marluxia: To the Organization Mobile!

-The Organization jumps into a Escalde-

Ray: Now we shall...-gets run over by the Escalde-

Lexeus: -is in a farting duel with Bladda the Butt- ROAR!!!!! THE SUPER OMGEA ULTRA OVERLY DRAMATIC FART!!! -the fart destroy's Bladda the Butt-

Bladda the Butt: NOOO MY REIGN OF CAPSLOCK IS OVER!!!!!! -dies-

Itachi: Im leaving...

Bob: ROAR!!!

Don Patch: SUPER SAIYN!!!-goes into ultra omega Super Sayin!- TAKE THIS!!!

Bob: RAWR

-they both to Ka Ma Ha Ma Ha-

Bob: wrrrr -dies-

Don Patch Followers: WOOOOOO YOU RULE!!!!

Don Patch: I know!

Superhero: HAAHAHHA

Don Patch: -Shoves him in a cannon- HAVE A NICE TRIP!! -launch's him-

Marluxia: WE FOUND RIKU

Everyone: WOOOOOo

Riku: Yeah....
 
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Don Patch: HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE HALLOWEEN SPECIAL OF THE SHOW, AND IF YOU THOUGHT IT WAS THAT EPISODE BACK THEN WE WERE JUST PLAYIN A TRICK ON YOU!! SO GIVE ME TREAT!!!

Random Person: Caps lock....

Don Patch: CHURRO FURY!!!!!

-vicous fight scene to violent to watch-

Sora: -In his Halloween World Costume- Hey what are you supposed to be Don Patch?

Don Patch: Im a cross dressing cross dresser!!!

Riku: Uhhhh, wouldnt that mean you would dress up normally?

Kairi: I LIKE THAT COSTUME!!!

Don Patch: Now im a spanish dude!! Comprende?!

Kairi: You spelt it wrong

Don Patch: WAAAAAA WHY ARE YOU SOOO MEAN!!! -cries in a corner-

Sora: Nice Job, Kairi!

Riku: Yeah, Jerk...

Kairi: O_O!!! But, But, But, But!! Ugh....-walks over to Don Patch- Hey, im sorr-

Don Patch: -in a director's costume- AND CUT!!!! Good Job Chums!

Kairi, Riku, and Sora: ?_? What? We were in a play!

-Teddy Bears appear and clap and throw roses-

Don Patch: See they love you!

Sora: -holds roses- Thank You! Thank You!!

Riku: These are the first roses i got! -sniffle- WAAAAAAAAA -cries-

Kairi: WAIT A SECOND IM CONFUSED

Don Patch: -in a samurai costume- Lets go Trick or Treating!! -everything's gone-

Kairi: Wait a second where are the roses! The stuffed bears!! And the...oi...-passes out-

Don Patch: ???? WHO WANTS CANDY CORN!!!!

Sora and Riku: -Shrug- WE DO!!!

-And so they party for thirty days and thirty nights!!!-

Kairi: -wakes up- What a dream....

Sora, Riku, and Don Patch: -in dresses- Hello!

Kairi: AAHHHHHHHHHH -faints-

Sora: What a freak...

Riku: Fffffrrrrreeeaaaakkkk....

Don Patch: WHO WANTS TO DO FLOWER PICKING!!!!

Sora and Riku: WE DO!!

Don Patch: -Is thinking- Now i have succumbed them to the will of the crazyiess....

Sora: You know were mind readers!

Riku: Yeah and were spies sent to fight you!!

Don Patch: FEEL THE FURY OF!!!

Sora: -holds up Rice Soup-

Don Patch: RICE SOUP!!! RICE SOUP RICE SOUP RICE SOUP RICE SOUP!!

-Don Patch Wakes Up-

Don Patch: Hmmmm, i have a hankering for Rice Soup! TO THE SOUP STORE!!! -skips to the store-

END!
 
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Let's see uh... ACHOO! Huh? Where am I now?
*reads above posts* And they say I'M insane...

Dark: Yup....

Mireille: So, you think you'll go hunting in this fic like in Oathkeeper's?

Dark: Probably, unless that crazy lady stops him...

Mireille: Yup, so... HURRY UP OR WE'LL HUNT YOU DOWN! *sweet tone* But we don't mind waiting... and too bad Oathkeeper's fic died, we had so much fun!

me: Yeah, but that's life for ya.
 
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-Don Patch and Sora sitting infront of the T.V playing Star Wars Battlefront 2-

Kairi: You guys have been sitting there for a month!

Don Patch and Sora: -eyes are glowing from staring at the T.V without blinking for a month- YOU DARE DEFIEY THE 501st CHAMPION!!! YOU MUST BE A REBEl!!!

Riku: -walks in- Hey Guys!

Sora: THE REBEL HAS A WOOKIE WITH HIM!!!

Don Patch: GET HIM

-They throw controllers at him thinking their grenades-

Riku: -gets hit by one- Ow, hey would you OW Stop Ow WITH THE OWWWWW -gets nailed in the head-

Don Patch: I call Jedi!

Sora: AHHH MAN!!

Don Patch: -puts a blanket on his back- Woot! Anikan is the hero for this map!

Sora: -throws a shovel at him-

Don Patch: I DIDNT KNOW FF WAS On!!

Sora: Lol Noob...

Kairi and Riku: Ok...Uh, were going now...

Sora: Wait! Only 2 enemy reinforcements left! There they are!

Don Patch: Get THEM!!

-they charge Kairi and Riku-

Riku: AHHHHH -runs-

Kairi: EEEEEEEE -runs-

-Kairi and Riku, are on top of the house, but dont know their being watched by a remote control car-

Don Patch: -with Controls- A Recon Droid says their on the roof!

Sora: Activate Self Destruct!

-back on roof-

Remote Control Car: -has soda with pop rocks pouring into the soda-

Riku: Do you hear something?

-roof blows up-

Riku and Kairi: -flying through the air- AHHHHHHHHHH

-Don Patch is floating through the air, and sora is hanging by a string-

Don Patch: Use the turbo Pilot!

Sora: -throws heavy stuff out of his pockets-

Riku: THEY'RE NUTS!!

Kairi: YEAH!!

-Don Patch and Sora are throwing stuff at Kairi and Riku-

Kairi: -gets knocked in the head- NoOOOOOO

Riku: -gets hit- NOOOOOOOO

-they land in the game room-

Kairi: I have an idea! -he turns off the xbox-

Sora: -shakes his head- What the?

Don Patch: -shakes his head- COOL I CAN FLY!!!

-they crash-

Don Patch and Sora: -rubs his head- Man, you guys should clean this up!

Riku and Kairi: GRRRR -they go Star Wars on their butts-
 
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Don Patch

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o_O Actually yes, i've been playing it for 4 days straight! -blinks one eye then the other- Well, mostly i just posted that episode because i've been playing the game too much, and i dont want it to be on the last page
 
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