Lmao, poor Mini-Sephy and Mini...............brunette Cloud...... ._.
*cough*
Anyway....zers....Awesomeness, continue sooon!! XP
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Anyway....zers....Awesomeness, continue sooon!! XP
Fanfiction ► Destiny Islands Reality Show!
- Thread starter Don Patch
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Marluxia: Ok peoplez we got this month's Evil Rate, and here it is...
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Monkey's - own 60 percent of world
Hurricanes - own 30 percent of world
Stupied People - own 9 percent of the world
Organization - own 1 percent of the world
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Marluxia: And were about to lose this because I cant pay rent this year so im going to steal it from you guys...if you check your wallets they are magiclly gone! WoooWoooWoo!
Axel: Hey where's my sandwich!
Marluxia: -mouth is full- that was yours? -stuffs the rest in his mouth- Whsa shamwif ry c o shamwif
Axel: GRRRRRRR
Marluxia: Now, I brought in the most dangerous! Evilest! Krazyest person in the world! GET OUT YOUR HELMETS CAUSE HERE SHE COMES!!! KAZE_KRAZY!!!
K_K: -doors slam open and darkness demons crawl along the walls- SOMEONE cALL FO ME!!!
Lexause: I WANT MY MOMMMEY!!!! WAAAAA
K_K: What do you need me to do!!!!!
Marluxia: It seems the evil monkeys of the world have kidnapped Kaze! You are the only one who can save him!
K_K: -Darkness swirves around her, and in a super dark voice- THEY SHALL PAY FOR THERE INSOLENCE!!!
-At the monkey HQ-
Monkey 1: So uh, hows the wife?
Monkey 2: Good good, well she kicked me out-
-K_K blows up the door-
Monkey 1: That was a new door!
K_K: ME WANT KAZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Monkey 2: Another crazy fan-girl
K_K: DIE MONKEY!!!
-super climatic battle, and back at the Organization-
Axel: Wait a second, wont she come back when she finds out there's no-
K_K: -blows up the door- Kaze wasnt there!
Marluxia: those evil hurricanes took Kaze!
-somewhere in the mid-atlantic-
K_K: -hold a hurricane by the neck- WHERE'S KAZE!!
Katrina: You cant scare me! I took down hundreds of people!
Wilma: Now you see i told you Katrina was a Idiot, but does any listen to Wilma? Nooooooo!
K_K: YOU WANT A PIECE OF THIS TOO!!!
Wilma: WAAAA NO!
Lexause: -is fixing the door-
K_K: -blows up the door again- HE WASNT THERE
Lexause: -hits the wall- I cant feel my spine!
Marluxia: The stupied people took him!
n00b 1: Heal plz!
K_K: TIME TO PWNT THE NEWBS!!!
n00b 2: H@X!!!
Axel: Wait, thats the last person on the list! What about that!
Marluxia: Dont worry
K_K: -skips away with Kaze doll-
Kaze Doll: Marry me. Marry me. Marry me.
K_K: YIPEE!!!!
Marluxia: NOW WE ARE NUMBER ONE!!!
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Monkey's - own 60 percent of world
Hurricanes - own 30 percent of world
Stupied People - own 9 percent of the world
Organization - own 1 percent of the world
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Marluxia: And were about to lose this because I cant pay rent this year so im going to steal it from you guys...if you check your wallets they are magiclly gone! WoooWoooWoo!
Axel: Hey where's my sandwich!
Marluxia: -mouth is full- that was yours? -stuffs the rest in his mouth- Whsa shamwif ry c o shamwif
Axel: GRRRRRRR
Marluxia: Now, I brought in the most dangerous! Evilest! Krazyest person in the world! GET OUT YOUR HELMETS CAUSE HERE SHE COMES!!! KAZE_KRAZY!!!
K_K: -doors slam open and darkness demons crawl along the walls- SOMEONE cALL FO ME!!!
Lexause: I WANT MY MOMMMEY!!!! WAAAAA
K_K: What do you need me to do!!!!!
Marluxia: It seems the evil monkeys of the world have kidnapped Kaze! You are the only one who can save him!
K_K: -Darkness swirves around her, and in a super dark voice- THEY SHALL PAY FOR THERE INSOLENCE!!!
-At the monkey HQ-
Monkey 1: So uh, hows the wife?
Monkey 2: Good good, well she kicked me out-
-K_K blows up the door-
Monkey 1: That was a new door!
K_K: ME WANT KAZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Monkey 2: Another crazy fan-girl
K_K: DIE MONKEY!!!
-super climatic battle, and back at the Organization-
Axel: Wait a second, wont she come back when she finds out there's no-
K_K: -blows up the door- Kaze wasnt there!
Marluxia: those evil hurricanes took Kaze!
-somewhere in the mid-atlantic-
K_K: -hold a hurricane by the neck- WHERE'S KAZE!!
Katrina: You cant scare me! I took down hundreds of people!
Wilma: Now you see i told you Katrina was a Idiot, but does any listen to Wilma? Nooooooo!
K_K: YOU WANT A PIECE OF THIS TOO!!!
Wilma: WAAAA NO!
Lexause: -is fixing the door-
K_K: -blows up the door again- HE WASNT THERE
Lexause: -hits the wall- I cant feel my spine!
Marluxia: The stupied people took him!
n00b 1: Heal plz!
K_K: TIME TO PWNT THE NEWBS!!!
n00b 2: H@X!!!
Axel: Wait, thats the last person on the list! What about that!
Marluxia: Dont worry
K_K: -skips away with Kaze doll-
Kaze Doll: Marry me. Marry me. Marry me.
K_K: YIPEE!!!!
Marluxia: NOW WE ARE NUMBER ONE!!!
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Hmmm.......put....YER' READERS IN TEH STORY!! XP
BHK/KAZE ISH MINE AND MINE ALONE!! *grabs him and runs* <_< >_>
There's my class A idea. XD
BHK/KAZE ISH MINE AND MINE ALONE!! *grabs him and runs* <_< >_>
There's my class A idea. XD
LMAO!! YER' TEH AWESOMENESS!! *huggles Kaze doll* By the way, Kaze wants to kill you; sorry!! ^_^
*glomps Zexy, Sora, Riku, Kaze, Cloud, and Leon* WEEE!! \ (^o^) /
*glomps Zexy, Sora, Riku, Kaze, Cloud, and Leon* WEEE!! \ (^o^) /
YAAAAAAAAY!! PAR-TAY!!! *blasts Utada Hikaru* WOO-HOOOO!!! \ (^o^) /
me: WOOOOO!!! *victory dance*
Aozora: I shout things to remember them!! I LIKE PIE!!! ^_^
Sora:*shakes head* I don't even know you, anymore.....-_-;
Kaze: >_>
me:...yeah....anyway...zers....ficcie updatedness soon!! *glomps Kaze* <3 <3 <3
Aozora: I shout things to remember them!! I LIKE PIE!!! ^_^
Sora:*shakes head* I don't even know you, anymore.....-_-;
Kaze: >_>
me:...yeah....anyway...zers....ficcie updatedness soon!! *glomps Kaze* <3 <3 <3
Don Patch: Well, Heartless_Key got so crazy he had to be sent to the world's largest White Room!
NOTE: HERE ARE SOME PICTURES OF DON PATCH AND HIS FOLLOWERS!! http://animachi.de/reviews/bobobo/a1.jpg (Don Patch is the orange guy and his followers are the Yellow Sonic guys, if you didnt know.)
-in the worlds largest White Room-
H_K: Who wants brownies!
-Back at Destiny Islands-
Don Patch: And to get to know the cast better i am going to challenge them to a duel, with my choice
Don Patch Follower #1: Woah! Don Patch is notrious for his dueling!
DPF #2: Yeah its so random even we are puzzeled!
Don Patch: As my first duel i go to...-blows up the Sora's Room Door- I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL!!!!
Sora: Who are you?
Don Patch: NO QUESTIONS!!! MY CHALLENGE IS!!!! Come on guys help me out!
DPF 1: Uhh, Halloween!
Don Patch: YES!!! WE SHALL SEE WHO'S HALLOWEEN SPOOKY STORY IS THE BEST!!!
Sora: -twich- I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE!!!
-Now starting the story of Sora!-
I was walking down the street one day with my evil monkey friend, notthin special. And suddenly he's all like, "REEEEEEEEE!!!!" And im like, "Dude.." And the monkey points to my dead girlfriends body, and im like "WOOOOO THE WITCH IS DEAD!!!" And she's gets up and is all like! "I ar Zombiez Rawr!" And me and evil monkey are all like, "NNOOOOOOOO" so we runn away to Destiny Islands and Zombie girlfriend there and she all like, "Rawr u cant es-cap-e!" And we all like "look a rock!" and she trips on the rock and she die and me and evil monkey dance!
THE END!!
-Done-
Sora: How you like tat!
Don Patch Followers: BOOOOOOOO
Don Patch: NOW MY TURN!!! -Goes into Super Saiyn!-
Sora: What was that for?
Don Patch: SHUT UP!!! Get ready for the spooky story!!!
-Don Patch's Story is about to start!-
I kill your Evil Monkey!
-Done-
Sora: what? Thats not a story!
Don Patch Followers: WOOO YOU ROCK!!!
Don Patch: I think the crowd has decided!
Sora: No fair you have like 50 little yellow sonic looking guys following you!
Don Patch: I know they get annoying!
DPF: WWWWHHHHAAA!!!
Don Patch: Wanna go for Churro's?
Sora: No Churro's are gross!
Don Patch: -Face darkens- CHURRO FURY!!!! -holds two churro's and beats up Sora with them-
Announcer: Tune in next time!
Sora: -has fifty black eyes- Yay we have a Announcer!
Don Patch: CHURRO!!! -continues beating him up-
NOTE: HERE ARE SOME PICTURES OF DON PATCH AND HIS FOLLOWERS!! http://animachi.de/reviews/bobobo/a1.jpg (Don Patch is the orange guy and his followers are the Yellow Sonic guys, if you didnt know.)
-in the worlds largest White Room-
H_K: Who wants brownies!
-Back at Destiny Islands-
Don Patch: And to get to know the cast better i am going to challenge them to a duel, with my choice
Don Patch Follower #1: Woah! Don Patch is notrious for his dueling!
DPF #2: Yeah its so random even we are puzzeled!
Don Patch: As my first duel i go to...-blows up the Sora's Room Door- I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL!!!!
Sora: Who are you?
Don Patch: NO QUESTIONS!!! MY CHALLENGE IS!!!! Come on guys help me out!
DPF 1: Uhh, Halloween!
Don Patch: YES!!! WE SHALL SEE WHO'S HALLOWEEN SPOOKY STORY IS THE BEST!!!
Sora: -twich- I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE!!!
-Now starting the story of Sora!-
I was walking down the street one day with my evil monkey friend, notthin special. And suddenly he's all like, "REEEEEEEEE!!!!" And im like, "Dude.." And the monkey points to my dead girlfriends body, and im like "WOOOOO THE WITCH IS DEAD!!!" And she's gets up and is all like! "I ar Zombiez Rawr!" And me and evil monkey are all like, "NNOOOOOOOO" so we runn away to Destiny Islands and Zombie girlfriend there and she all like, "Rawr u cant es-cap-e!" And we all like "look a rock!" and she trips on the rock and she die and me and evil monkey dance!
THE END!!
-Done-
Sora: How you like tat!
Don Patch Followers: BOOOOOOOO
Don Patch: NOW MY TURN!!! -Goes into Super Saiyn!-
Sora: What was that for?
Don Patch: SHUT UP!!! Get ready for the spooky story!!!
-Don Patch's Story is about to start!-
I kill your Evil Monkey!
-Done-
Sora: what? Thats not a story!
Don Patch Followers: WOOO YOU ROCK!!!
Don Patch: I think the crowd has decided!
Sora: No fair you have like 50 little yellow sonic looking guys following you!
Don Patch: I know they get annoying!
DPF: WWWWHHHHAAA!!!
Don Patch: Wanna go for Churro's?
Sora: No Churro's are gross!
Don Patch: -Face darkens- CHURRO FURY!!!! -holds two churro's and beats up Sora with them-
Announcer: Tune in next time!
Sora: -has fifty black eyes- Yay we have a Announcer!
Don Patch: CHURRO!!! -continues beating him up-
OOH!! I LOVE CHURROS!! *gobbles down 50 churros* Mmmmm.....^_^
*cough*
Awesome chappy!! CHURROS PWN YER' SOUL!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!! >=D
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Awesome chappy!! CHURROS PWN YER' SOUL!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!! >=D
Atnihs: Don Patch make me want to eat pop rocks.
Shinta:I just know a churro beating is gonna come up on you sooner or later.
Atnihs:CHAOS MODE!
Shinta:But first is my beating.
One gruesome bloody beat up later.
Atnihs:Halloween episodes!YAY!
Shinta is on the ground beat up and twitching.
Shinta:Help me...
Atnihs:CHAOS MODE!
yay chapters.
Shinta:I just know a churro beating is gonna come up on you sooner or later.
Atnihs:CHAOS MODE!
Shinta:But first is my beating.
One gruesome bloody beat up later.
Atnihs:Halloween episodes!YAY!
Shinta is on the ground beat up and twitching.
Shinta:Help me...
Atnihs:CHAOS MODE!
yay chapters.
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...... So hey there kaze... hehe...
Fiore: Mr. CS is Kaze's greatest enemy, because he hunts her bishounen....
So... Heartless_Key, Uh... I mean Don Pa- H_K.... Ah whatever dammit! Can I make someone's life a living hell? Huh? huh? Cloud? Kaze? Riku? Leon? Cloud?
Fiore: *sweatdrops*
Fiore: Mr. CS is Kaze's greatest enemy, because he hunts her bishounen....
So... Heartless_Key, Uh... I mean Don Pa- H_K.... Ah whatever dammit! Can I make someone's life a living hell? Huh? huh? Cloud? Kaze? Riku? Leon? Cloud?
Fiore: *sweatdrops*
WHY DO YOU STALK MEH!? WHYYYY?!!?!?!?!? WHY MUST YOU CONSTANTLY TORTURE MY BELOVED BISHIES?! WHAT HAVE THEY EVER DONE TO YOU!?!?!?!
Huh?
Huh?!
HUH!?!?!!?!?!!!?
WELL, YOU CAN SHOVE MUFFINS UP YER' @$$!!!! >_<
*lotsa coughing*
I'm perfectly fine. *eye twitches*
Huh?
Huh?!
HUH!?!?!!?!?!!!?
WELL, YOU CAN SHOVE MUFFINS UP YER' @$$!!!! >_<
*lotsa coughing*
I'm perfectly fine. *eye twitches*
Don Patch: -writing in his Pretty Polly Pink Heart Hugging Journal- Today I gave Sora a immense beating with Churros!
Sora: -is hanging upside down by his foot- Can I go now?
Don Patch: Hmm okay, but first you must travel to the depths of the Underworld! -cough- Kitchen -cough- and get me the staff of Darkoughs! -cough- Give me a sandwich with extra mayo, and a side salad -cough- DO YOU UNDERSTAND!!
Sora: Uhhh, sure?
Don Patch: Good...
-100 hours later-
Don Patch: WHERE IS MY SANDY WICH!!!
Sora: -comes back- Here's your staff!
Don Patch: -looks at it- WHERE'S MY SIDE SALAD!!!
Sora: DOH!!
Don Patch: FEEL THE WRATH OF CHURROS!!!!!
Sora: AHHHHHHHHH
-somewhere outside The Destiny Islands Mansion-
Riku: Do you think Don Patch is kinda strange?
Kairi: I LIKE HIM!!!
Riku: You like everything!
Kairi: OH A ROCK I LOVE ROCKS!!!
Riku: KAIRI! GET A HOLD OF YOUR BRAIN!!!
Kairi: -kairi's head opens up and a Kairi with Glasses and Nerdy Clothes Comes out-
Nerdy Kairi: I Cant Live under these conditions!
Riku: -eye twitches- I think We've been watching Bo-Bo BoBoBoBoBoBo to much! Im going to go to the company!
-In Bobobo's Company-
Riku: YOUR SHOW IS TO NUTS!! ITS CHANGING MY FRIENDS!!!
-the chair turns around and reveals Bo-Bo Bo!-
Bo Bo Bo: So what!
Riku: Well its making my friends nuts!!
Bo Bo Bo: Got a problem! SNOT FO YOU!!! -Noeshair flys out and knocks Riku all the way to China-
Riku: THIS ISNT MAKING SENSE!!!! -lands in the worlds largest White Room-
H_K: What up G!
Riku: RIKI TIKI RIKI TIKI RIKI TIKI!!!!
H_K: Man he's nuts! Wanna brownie!
Riku: Sure!
Sora: -is hanging upside down by his foot- Can I go now?
Don Patch: Hmm okay, but first you must travel to the depths of the Underworld! -cough- Kitchen -cough- and get me the staff of Darkoughs! -cough- Give me a sandwich with extra mayo, and a side salad -cough- DO YOU UNDERSTAND!!
Sora: Uhhh, sure?
Don Patch: Good...
-100 hours later-
Don Patch: WHERE IS MY SANDY WICH!!!
Sora: -comes back- Here's your staff!
Don Patch: -looks at it- WHERE'S MY SIDE SALAD!!!
Sora: DOH!!
Don Patch: FEEL THE WRATH OF CHURROS!!!!!
Sora: AHHHHHHHHH
-somewhere outside The Destiny Islands Mansion-
Riku: Do you think Don Patch is kinda strange?
Kairi: I LIKE HIM!!!
Riku: You like everything!
Kairi: OH A ROCK I LOVE ROCKS!!!
Riku: KAIRI! GET A HOLD OF YOUR BRAIN!!!
Kairi: -kairi's head opens up and a Kairi with Glasses and Nerdy Clothes Comes out-
Nerdy Kairi: I Cant Live under these conditions!
Riku: -eye twitches- I think We've been watching Bo-Bo BoBoBoBoBoBo to much! Im going to go to the company!
-In Bobobo's Company-
Riku: YOUR SHOW IS TO NUTS!! ITS CHANGING MY FRIENDS!!!
-the chair turns around and reveals Bo-Bo Bo!-
Bo Bo Bo: So what!
Riku: Well its making my friends nuts!!
Bo Bo Bo: Got a problem! SNOT FO YOU!!! -Noeshair flys out and knocks Riku all the way to China-
Riku: THIS ISNT MAKING SENSE!!!! -lands in the worlds largest White Room-
H_K: What up G!
Riku: RIKI TIKI RIKI TIKI RIKI TIKI!!!!
H_K: Man he's nuts! Wanna brownie!
Riku: Sure!
BROWNIES!! I WANNA BROWNIE!!!! ^_^
*cough*
Awesome randomness, H_K!! Er.....whoever you are......
*cough*
Awesome randomness, H_K!! Er.....whoever you are......
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Brownie!!!!!!
I like the random... H_K err... Don Patch... errr.... oh dammit whatever!
Oh and to K_K. Stalking you is fun and besides, I love hunting bishounen, the way they squirm hehehe...
And you react the most to it.
I like the random... H_K err... Don Patch... errr.... oh dammit whatever!
Oh and to K_K. Stalking you is fun and besides, I love hunting bishounen, the way they squirm hehehe...
And you react the most to it.
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That's just wrong, man.....>_<
SHOVE MUFFINS UP YER' @$$!!!!!!!!!
That's just wrong, man.....>_<
SHOVE MUFFINS UP YER' @$$!!!!!!!!!
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You stalk my friend, I hunt you down. You will pay. You will regret everything you've ever done. You will DIE, and you will....
STUFF MUFFINS! UP WHERE EVER K_K SAYS!
STUFF MUFFINS! UP WHERE EVER K_K SAYS!
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