This is funny, but why hasn't it been updated for so long!?
Fanfiction ► Destiny Islands Reality Show!
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Well, this will be the "series finale", because I dont have much time to go back on the forums because of school and beta testing, so here's the "last" episode 
Marluxia: -drivin away with his Escalade- Where to next?
Axel: Mcdonalds!
Riku: -punches him- he hates mcdonalds! And you'll make him want to-
Marluxia: -drives by mcdonalds while firing rockets at them- DIE!!! WERE GOING TO DRIVE BY ALL MCDONALDS!!!
Jeff Mcdonald: Ah im so gwad i fwinshed pwe swhool
Marluxia: DIE!!! -fires a rocket-
Jeff: -punches the rocket to fly back at them-
Marluxia: AHHHHHHHH
-CCCCRRRRAAAAASSSSSSHHHHH-
Marluxia: -in a hospital- Ow e...
Riku: Yah dont underestimate pwe schoolers..
Marluxia: what?
Riku: I mean pre!
Marluxia: My next EVUL scheme will be to destroy all preschoolers!!!!!
Riku: isnt that kinda mean?
Marluxia: oh yeah...WITH THE NAME MCDONALD!!!!!
Riku: -callls the evil sig bunny- I'd like to join on friday.
Evil Bunny: good....good....
-dun dun dun......-
-back at destiny Islands-
Kairi: -is shooting seagulls- NOBODY POOPS ON KAIRI!!!!
Seagull 1: Oh shnaples!
Seagull 2: Yeah, this chicks nuts! -gets shot- IM GOIN DOWN!!!
Seagull 1: HAHAHHAHAH Oof -gets shot down- IM GOInG DOWN ALSO!!!!
Sora: -in the T.V room-
Kairi: Sora guess what were having for dinner?
Sora: paupu fruit....AGAIN?
Kairi: No, SEAGULLS!!!
Sora: welll its better then cooked paupu fruit...
Kairi: -throws a seagull at him- jerk...
Sora: oww
Seagull 1: Hey, cant you get us some left over burgers?
Seagull 2: Yeah were starving!
sora: sure, i got a hidden statch...
THE END.......or is it?
Marluxia: -drivin away with his Escalade- Where to next?
Axel: Mcdonalds!
Riku: -punches him- he hates mcdonalds! And you'll make him want to-
Marluxia: -drives by mcdonalds while firing rockets at them- DIE!!! WERE GOING TO DRIVE BY ALL MCDONALDS!!!
Jeff Mcdonald: Ah im so gwad i fwinshed pwe swhool
Marluxia: DIE!!! -fires a rocket-
Jeff: -punches the rocket to fly back at them-
Marluxia: AHHHHHHHH
-CCCCRRRRAAAAASSSSSSHHHHH-
Marluxia: -in a hospital- Ow e...
Riku: Yah dont underestimate pwe schoolers..
Marluxia: what?
Riku: I mean pre!
Marluxia: My next EVUL scheme will be to destroy all preschoolers!!!!!
Riku: isnt that kinda mean?
Marluxia: oh yeah...WITH THE NAME MCDONALD!!!!!
Riku: -callls the evil sig bunny- I'd like to join on friday.
Evil Bunny: good....good....
-dun dun dun......-
-back at destiny Islands-
Kairi: -is shooting seagulls- NOBODY POOPS ON KAIRI!!!!
Seagull 1: Oh shnaples!
Seagull 2: Yeah, this chicks nuts! -gets shot- IM GOIN DOWN!!!
Seagull 1: HAHAHHAHAH Oof -gets shot down- IM GOInG DOWN ALSO!!!!
Sora: -in the T.V room-
Kairi: Sora guess what were having for dinner?
Sora: paupu fruit....AGAIN?
Kairi: No, SEAGULLS!!!
Sora: welll its better then cooked paupu fruit...
Kairi: -throws a seagull at him- jerk...
Sora: oww
Seagull 1: Hey, cant you get us some left over burgers?
Seagull 2: Yeah were starving!
sora: sure, i got a hidden statch...
THE END.......or is it?
me: NEH!! NUUUU!! IT CAN'T BE THE LAST EPISODE!! >_<
Sora: It is!! IT IS!! *sobs* T_T
Aozora: HOW WILL WE LIVE!?!?!? >_<
Kaze: I'll live. >_>
me:....WHY?!?!?!?!? T_T >_<
Sora: It is!! IT IS!! *sobs* T_T
Aozora: HOW WILL WE LIVE!?!?!? >_<
Kaze: I'll live. >_>
me:....WHY?!?!?!?!? T_T >_<
The Real H_K: DO NOT FEARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.....RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR....r
The Real H_K: For whereever there is randomness, i shall be there to copyright it! Where ever there's a Escalade full of people in really cool trench coats, i'll be there to blow it up! For where evver-
Repo Man: REPO MAAN!
The Real H_K: OH SHNAPLES!!!
The Real H_K: I SHALL RETURN!!!!
Coming to theaters
January 2006
The Real H_K: it'll be my birthday then!
The Real H_K: For whereever there is randomness, i shall be there to copyright it! Where ever there's a Escalade full of people in really cool trench coats, i'll be there to blow it up! For where evver-
Repo Man: REPO MAAN!
The Real H_K: OH SHNAPLES!!!
The Real H_K: I SHALL RETURN!!!!
Coming to theaters
January 2006
The Real H_K: it'll be my birthday then!
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YAY! January 2006!!.....must wait *twitches and sits down, ready to wait out the winter*
RIKI TIKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOOOOOOOO IM BACK FOOLS!!! WOOOOOOOOOOO
Sora: There goes my vaction...
H_K: HA! I HAVE YOU FO' ANOTHER YEAR!!
Kairi: O_O A YEAR!!!
H_K: yeah i own you!
Riku: -comes up from behind him with a bat and knocks him out- OH MY GOWSH I'LL TAKE HIM TO THE MORGUE!!! -drags him into a alley way-
-next day-
Sora: Hey guys I found a note.
Note: Guys, Riku stole my kidney...AGAIN, so im leaving "Me" my most trusted advisor to watch over you little monkeys...and Riku has taken strangely taken a trip out of town...
H_K: MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHH
Sora and Kairi: ?_?
H_K: oh yeah...uh -runs-
Me: Lets start the episode!
Episode....i dont know, go read how many episode we have you lazy moron...just kidden!
Sora: -in Castle Oblivion- Ok guys, ummm you guys have been stealing our mail.
Marluxia: NO WE ARENT!!
Sora: Dude, then why is there a copy of "Keyblade's for Dummies" on your table
Zexion: -in a dark corner- ......
Lexause: Tats riht Zexion were are's tryings to get to know how you yous the keybaldes...
Axel: Lexause skipped school today...
School Police: HE DID!! Come with us...
Lexause: NOOOOO -they pull him away-
Marluxia: Fine then take it....
Sora: phhh -takes it and leaves-
Marluxia: Man we need to do more eviler things...
Larxane: Yeah
Axel: I HAVE AN IDEA!! -lights a match and stares at it-
Marluxia: I dont understand how OHHHHHH its so pretty -stares at it-
- 5 hours later-
Everyone: -bows to it-
Me: Oi, it looks like the how episode is down hill from OOOOO its sooooo perrty! -stares at it-
WOOOOOOOO IM BACK FOOLS!!! WOOOOOOOOOOO
Sora: There goes my vaction...
H_K: HA! I HAVE YOU FO' ANOTHER YEAR!!
Kairi: O_O A YEAR!!!
H_K: yeah i own you!
Riku: -comes up from behind him with a bat and knocks him out- OH MY GOWSH I'LL TAKE HIM TO THE MORGUE!!! -drags him into a alley way-
-next day-
Sora: Hey guys I found a note.
Note: Guys, Riku stole my kidney...AGAIN, so im leaving "Me" my most trusted advisor to watch over you little monkeys...and Riku has taken strangely taken a trip out of town...
H_K: MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHH
Sora and Kairi: ?_?
H_K: oh yeah...uh -runs-
Me: Lets start the episode!
Episode....i dont know, go read how many episode we have you lazy moron...just kidden!
Sora: -in Castle Oblivion- Ok guys, ummm you guys have been stealing our mail.
Marluxia: NO WE ARENT!!
Sora: Dude, then why is there a copy of "Keyblade's for Dummies" on your table
Zexion: -in a dark corner- ......
Lexause: Tats riht Zexion were are's tryings to get to know how you yous the keybaldes...
Axel: Lexause skipped school today...
School Police: HE DID!! Come with us...
Lexause: NOOOOO -they pull him away-
Marluxia: Fine then take it....
Sora: phhh -takes it and leaves-
Marluxia: Man we need to do more eviler things...
Larxane: Yeah
Axel: I HAVE AN IDEA!! -lights a match and stares at it-
Marluxia: I dont understand how OHHHHHH its so pretty -stares at it-
- 5 hours later-
Everyone: -bows to it-
Me: Oi, it looks like the how episode is down hill from OOOOO its sooooo perrty! -stares at it-
yay! more episode..........things!
YAAAAAY!! YOU'VE RETURNED!! WITH UPDATEDNESS!!
WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
*cough* Anyway.......update again soon!! AND WELCOME BACK!! ^_^
WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
*cough* Anyway.......update again soon!! AND WELCOME BACK!! ^_^
Atnihs:He is back yay!
Shinta:Alter ego my foot.
Atnihs:Its back Chaos mode!
Shinta:Ahhh!
im glad its back
Shinta:Alter ego my foot.
Atnihs:Its back Chaos mode!
Shinta:Ahhh!
im glad its back
You did pretty good for yourself H_K. I am leaving KHI forever, and this is my last post in your fic. I love this thread, and sorry that you'll be losing one of your biggest fans [If not THE biggest] so...bye
-everyone is watching T.V-
T.V: Are you stupied?
Everyone: Duh....
T.V: Do you have the need to strangle Riku every five seconds?
Sora: GET OVER HERE RIKU!!!
T.V: Well now you cant no longer!
Riku: WOOO HOOO
T.V: With our new product!!! THE SUPER OMEGA OVERLY DRAMATIC ULTIMA FREAKISHLY LARGE OMGWTFBBQone!!!1one! STINK BOMB!!!!! And its only for 5000 dollars!
Sora: I need to buy that!
Kairi: Oh no, im not going to let you buy a stink bomb, do you remember last time?
-Flashback-
Destiny Island Masion: -blows up in a big green cloud-
Sora: WOOOOOOOOOOO MAN THATS FUNKY!!
-Flashback-
Sora: Well im not going to listen to you!!! I only listen to the T.V!!
T.V: Bash your head in with a keyblade
Sora: -bashes his head in with a keyblade-
T.V: Tonight on the news, Wendys was just sued for finding a human thumb in the chile.
Sora: -stops bashing his head in- Thats it!
-In a super fancy resturant-
Waiter: Here is your soup
Sora: Thank you! -looks around when the waiter leaves- Now for the secret ingredent! -grabs a leperchaun out of his backpack and puts in it the soup-
-waiter walks by-
Sora: Waiter there's a leperchaun in my soup! IM GOING TO SUE YOU!!!
Waiter: Oh my!
Leperchaun: -jumps out of the soup-
Waiter: That was a 100,000,000 dollar soup! And you ruined it are you ready to pay the price????
Sora: No!
-In the kitchen-
Waiter: Just press this button and the food comes out, and dont break anything! We already have 1000 dollars of dishes to pay...and to make it worse you have to wear a fly suit.
Sora: Why?
Waiter: Because we want you to feel feeble like a fly...-leaves-
Sora: -presses the button- this is easy!
Chef: -accidently knocks him into the machine- Woops!
-in the dinining room-
Chef: Your order! -opens the top-
-Sora is sitting in a soup with his fly suit on-
Person 1: LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT FLY!!!!
Person 2: KILL IT BEFORE IT FLYS AND PEES ON OUR FOOD!!
Sora: I just went to the bathro-
-knifes get thrown at him-
Sora: AHHHHHH
-back at destiny islands-
T.V: Our latest news, a parton dining at the famous Soup Resturant sued them for finding a giant fly in her soup...more at 11, and there is also a 5,000 dollar reward for catching the giant fly.
Sora: -thinks, and grabs his fly suit- MUHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA
-At the police-
Sora: Officer! I found the fly!
Riku: -in a fly suit- ZZZZZZzzzzz
Policer Officer: Good job citizen, here is your reward.
-5 days later-
Sora: My stink bomb its here! -grabs the mail, and finds a stinkbomb the size of a ant- WHY T.V WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME!!! WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Riku: -comes back with a ripped fly suit, and grabs the stink bomb-
Stink Bomb: -Has a explosion the size of Jupiter-
-the world is now burned and ashy with a green sky-
Sora: -gets up- THAT WAS AWESOME!!!!!!
End!
T.V: Are you stupied?
Everyone: Duh....
T.V: Do you have the need to strangle Riku every five seconds?
Sora: GET OVER HERE RIKU!!!
T.V: Well now you cant no longer!
Riku: WOOO HOOO
T.V: With our new product!!! THE SUPER OMEGA OVERLY DRAMATIC ULTIMA FREAKISHLY LARGE OMGWTFBBQone!!!1one! STINK BOMB!!!!! And its only for 5000 dollars!
Sora: I need to buy that!
Kairi: Oh no, im not going to let you buy a stink bomb, do you remember last time?
-Flashback-
Destiny Island Masion: -blows up in a big green cloud-
Sora: WOOOOOOOOOOO MAN THATS FUNKY!!
-Flashback-
Sora: Well im not going to listen to you!!! I only listen to the T.V!!
T.V: Bash your head in with a keyblade
Sora: -bashes his head in with a keyblade-
T.V: Tonight on the news, Wendys was just sued for finding a human thumb in the chile.
Sora: -stops bashing his head in- Thats it!
-In a super fancy resturant-
Waiter: Here is your soup
Sora: Thank you! -looks around when the waiter leaves- Now for the secret ingredent! -grabs a leperchaun out of his backpack and puts in it the soup-
-waiter walks by-
Sora: Waiter there's a leperchaun in my soup! IM GOING TO SUE YOU!!!
Waiter: Oh my!
Leperchaun: -jumps out of the soup-
Waiter: That was a 100,000,000 dollar soup! And you ruined it are you ready to pay the price????
Sora: No!
-In the kitchen-
Waiter: Just press this button and the food comes out, and dont break anything! We already have 1000 dollars of dishes to pay...and to make it worse you have to wear a fly suit.
Sora: Why?
Waiter: Because we want you to feel feeble like a fly...-leaves-
Sora: -presses the button- this is easy!
Chef: -accidently knocks him into the machine- Woops!
-in the dinining room-
Chef: Your order! -opens the top-
-Sora is sitting in a soup with his fly suit on-
Person 1: LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT FLY!!!!
Person 2: KILL IT BEFORE IT FLYS AND PEES ON OUR FOOD!!
Sora: I just went to the bathro-
-knifes get thrown at him-
Sora: AHHHHHH
-back at destiny islands-
T.V: Our latest news, a parton dining at the famous Soup Resturant sued them for finding a giant fly in her soup...more at 11, and there is also a 5,000 dollar reward for catching the giant fly.
Sora: -thinks, and grabs his fly suit- MUHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA
-At the police-
Sora: Officer! I found the fly!
Riku: -in a fly suit- ZZZZZZzzzzz
Policer Officer: Good job citizen, here is your reward.
-5 days later-
Sora: My stink bomb its here! -grabs the mail, and finds a stinkbomb the size of a ant- WHY T.V WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME!!! WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Riku: -comes back with a ripped fly suit, and grabs the stink bomb-
Stink Bomb: -Has a explosion the size of Jupiter-
-the world is now burned and ashy with a green sky-
Sora: -gets up- THAT WAS AWESOME!!!!!!
End!
LMAO!!! That was so randomly funny!!
AND, THAT'S THE BEST KIND OF FUNNAH!!! XPPP
I hope you make more soon!!! ^_^
AND, THAT'S THE BEST KIND OF FUNNAH!!! XPPP
I hope you make more soon!!! ^_^
That was, so random, so pointless, so HILARIOUS!!!! OMG TOO FUNNY! LOLOLOLOL. I need to ready more w00t!
Yes!!!! Bring On The Pointless Stuff!!!! Woot!
.............YAY! That was funny! I think I'll stay here for a while.
Cheers! And... death to Cloud!
Cheers! And... death to Cloud!
Day...where randomess is a nessesity!
Sora: Dude
Riku: Dude dude dude dude dddddduuuuuddddeeee!!
Kairi: What are you doing
Riku: Were speaking Dude
Kairi: Oh let me try! Dude dude dude dude!
-Sora and Riku back away-
Sora: You just said you were going to kill us with a cheese grader!
Riku: Yeah only guy's know how to speak dude
Kairi: Grrrrrr, REMEMBER THIS!!!! -grabs a crobar-
Sora and Riku: -remember from three seasons back-
-FLASHBACK-
Kairi: ROAR!!!!!!!!!!!!! -slams a crobar into there balls-
Sora and Riku: -in super squeaky voice- Ow e.....
-FLASHBACK-
Riku: RUN!!
Sora: AWAY!!!
Kairi: GET BACK HERE!!!
-Sora and Riku hide under the basement-
Sora: What are we going to do!
Riku: I have a idea...
-Kairi's outside, hitting everyone in the balls-
Wakka: Oh hey mon, im gllad someone called me on my new cell phone, oh there's Kairi!
Riku: -listening into Cell Phone-
Sora: -listening through door-
Wakka: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhh
Sora: She's right outside the door!
Riku: Sora im sorry to do this but...-kicks him out the door-
Sora: NOOOOOOOO!!!! AHHHHHHH THE PAIN THE PAIN!!!! WHY GOD WWWWWHHHHHHYYYY
Riku: -hides in the corner-
-outside-
Sora: THE PAIN THE PAIN OF IT ALLL!!!!
Kairi: So, Dude ddddduuude, is The Pain the Pain of it all?
Sora: Yes! You have done well she who smacked me with crobar...
Kairi: Where's Riku?
Sora: He's in the basement
Kairi: Oh ok...
Sora: Dude
Riku: Dude dude dude dude dddddduuuuuddddeeee!!
Kairi: What are you doing
Riku: Were speaking Dude
Kairi: Oh let me try! Dude dude dude dude!
-Sora and Riku back away-
Sora: You just said you were going to kill us with a cheese grader!
Riku: Yeah only guy's know how to speak dude
Kairi: Grrrrrr, REMEMBER THIS!!!! -grabs a crobar-
Sora and Riku: -remember from three seasons back-
-FLASHBACK-
Kairi: ROAR!!!!!!!!!!!!! -slams a crobar into there balls-
Sora and Riku: -in super squeaky voice- Ow e.....
-FLASHBACK-
Riku: RUN!!
Sora: AWAY!!!
Kairi: GET BACK HERE!!!
-Sora and Riku hide under the basement-
Sora: What are we going to do!
Riku: I have a idea...
-Kairi's outside, hitting everyone in the balls-
Wakka: Oh hey mon, im gllad someone called me on my new cell phone, oh there's Kairi!
Riku: -listening into Cell Phone-
Sora: -listening through door-
Wakka: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhh
Sora: She's right outside the door!
Riku: Sora im sorry to do this but...-kicks him out the door-
Sora: NOOOOOOOO!!!! AHHHHHHH THE PAIN THE PAIN!!!! WHY GOD WWWWWHHHHHHYYYY
Riku: -hides in the corner-
-outside-
Sora: THE PAIN THE PAIN OF IT ALLL!!!!
Kairi: So, Dude ddddduuude, is The Pain the Pain of it all?
Sora: Yes! You have done well she who smacked me with crobar...
Kairi: Where's Riku?
Sora: He's in the basement
Kairi: Oh ok...
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