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Don Patch

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Sora: -infront of the Camera- Ok Kids, today were going to pull, what I like to call...SNICKER BLADDER BLAST!!!! -lighting strikes- Thanks donalds

Donald: -waves-

Sora: Now I must warn you there is going to be......

EXTREME GROSSNESS IN THIS EPISODE!!!!

Sora: First...We get a snicker bar. -holds one up- and a bomb small enough to put in a snicker bar! Axel?

Axel: -hands him a stink bomb taped together with a small bomb-

Sora: Thank you! Now we break the snicker in half and put the bomb inside it, and tape the bar back together! -tapes it back on-

-walks into the bathroom-

Sora: Now we drop it into the toilet! -grabs the detonater and runs outside-

-Riku Walks in-

Sora: Heh heh, now Three....two......one....

EXTREME GROSSYNESS AHEAD SO IF YOU CANT STAND GROSS POTTY HUMOR GO READ THE NEW YORKER!

-sniker fudge blows up in Riku's face-

Sora: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAH -puts ear to the the bathroom door-

Riku: OH GOD!! ITS ALL OVER THE PLACE! OH GOD!!!! OH GOD!!! WAIT! This poo tastes good! I NEED MORE!!!! -runs out the door-

Kairi: -goes in, and sniffs and faints-

Sora: -laughs so hard-

Riku: -comes back with dark stuff around his mouth- You guys should try this stuff

Sora: -laughs so hard he dies-

Me: .....BHK, you want to be Sora?

BHK: No! ThaT way people will make Yaoi that has me in it!

Me: Well....im bored, want to watch a movie?

Bhk: sure

Riku: I got the chocolate!
 

Krazy

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Sora: That was so gross, it was funny.....o_O

Me:*sits next to BHK/Kaze, snuggles up to him* I'm watching too!!! ^_^

Kaze: Go. Away. >_>

Aozora:*eats Pickle Chips* MIIIIIINE!! GET YOUR OWN!! <_< >_>

Ketso: I DON'T WANT ANY!! >_<

Me: We all need lives.....-_-;
 

Don Patch

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The Real H_K a.k.a Almighty One: Ok this is the real me not the IMposter named me

Me: Yeah im just someone named me,

The Real H_K a.k.a Almighty One: Yeah....welll YOU'll BURN FOR IT!! -sets him a-flame-

Me: AHHHHHHHH -runs off a cliff-

Almighty One: Ok, dudes im going on like another like, HIatus, like.....like.......like.

Riku: Good, that way I wont be stuiped for the next few days....

Almighty One: I have some new choclate! -holds up dog doo in a bag-

Riku: YAY! -opens it and it blows up in his face.- THE POO IT BURNS ME AHHHHH -falls off the same cliff-

-Me and Riku are falling off a cliff-

Me: Hey Riku

Riku: Hey Me. -they keep falling- You know when this falling thing ends?

Me: no.

Riku: -sigh- ...you want to play Star Ocean Till the End of Time?

Me: Sure

-5 Weeks later-

Me: Were finally done! -still falling-

Riku: Yeah! Want to play Kingdom Hearts 2?

Me: Dang you japenesse people get everything first!

Riku: HAH HAH YOUR Amer- *SPLAT*

Almighty One: Now Kiddos stay in School and dont do drugs, cause if you do the Almighty One a.k.a The Real H_K, will kill a kitty. DONT MAKE ME HARM THE KITTIES!!!!!

Sora: Yeah cause kittens are nice,

Almighty One: Thank god im a Dog Lover!

Sora: Yep

Almighty: Come my monkeys, we shall get drunk off of Milk!

-5 hours later-

ALLMightrkmyspn 0ne: WESHSTETS TEO ARE DRUNKZ OFFSZG MILKSGGSKG!

Sras: YESH!
 

Krazy

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me:.........*pokes Sora*......Poking is fun!! ^_^

Sora:*death glaring me* >_>

Aozora:*looks at me**looks at Ketso*.......*starts poking Ketso* Hey....IT IS FUN!! ^_^

Ketso:*death glaring Aozora* <_<

Kaze: See what I mean...? They all need therapy......>_>
 

Genocide

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Sorry to doucle post, but update! I had to rescue this from the fourth page!
 

Atnihs

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Atnihs: Update darn you!
Shinta: Shut up!
Atnihs:But it won't update
Shinta:Its the school year what did you expect?
Atnihs:....
Shinta:Ha!now you out of words!
Atnihs:I stole Vincent's Chaos limit break you know.
Shinta:I shut up now.

PLEASE UPDATE!
 

Genocide

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Me: [uses omnislash on Atnihs] I totally pwn Sephiroth, and stole Sin Harvest [raises hand in the air] Sin HARVEST ANGEL! ...
 
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