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Genocide

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Why is this on the second page? I ought to smack everyone who reads this fic. Its your duty to keep this fic on the first page.
We need updates.
 

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Sora: Well, here's a riddle for the fans while H_K thinks of somemore comics!

Riku: WHAT IS THE SOUND OF ONE HAND CLAPPING!

Me: IF A TREE FALLS IN THE MIDDLE OF A FOREST! AND NO ONES AROUND TO HEAR IT DOES IT MAKE A SOUND?

Sora: AND WHY ARE WE TALKING IN CAPS?

Seriously, answer these questions while I think of somemore comics.
 

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I'm just answering cause I'm bord.

Riku: WHAT IS THE SOUND OF ONE HAND CLAPPING! :silence

Me: IF A TREE FALLS IN THE MIDDLE OF A FOREST! AND NO ONES AROUND TO HEAR IT DOES IT MAKE A SOUND?:yup, the tree hears it

Sora: AND WHY ARE WE TALKING IN CAPS? :cause ypu wanted to
 

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HAH HAH! WRONG! You got the last two right, but the first one is.....-pft- -pft- -pft- and since it was wrong you'll only get a half a cookie!

Sora: o_O

Riku: What are you..OH MY GOD O_O

Kairi: Hey guys what are you doing in my room and...-sigh- I guess you found the Yaoi Pictures I put funny captions that make fun of you.

Sora: HOW MANY PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT THIS!!!

Kairi: Umm, everyone on KHInsider.net?

Riku: -goes on to the forums, and goes to the Yaoi forum- HOLY COW LOOK HOW MANY PEOPLE POST ON THIS THREAD!!!

Sora: -looks- AND THEY ALL GIVE GOOD COMMENTS ABOUT IT!!!!

Kairi: Yeah...people seem to like making you two make out with each other.

Riku: Wait, I found a LeonXCloud one.

Sora: AAHHHH MAN THATS NASTY!!!!

Kairi: Yeah, well your going to have to get over the fact that some people like to draw Adolecent boys or Adult Men make out with each other. Oh yeah and do you care to explain why there is Me and Namine making out pictures as your background for your computers?

Sora and Riku: Uhh!!! GOTTA GO!!!

Riku: -runs back to the computer for a split-second and places a virus on the yaoi pic's on the thread, and runs away-

AFTER----MATH

Sora: You will not believe what I found!

Leon: Can we hurry this up

Cloud: Yeah, I gotta date with my dead girlfriend.

Sora: Areis died again?

Cloud: Yeah, Sephiroth lured her out of her house with candy..AGAIN.. -sigh-

Sora: Well here it is....

Cloud: -throws up-

Leon: -steals Cloud's barf bag and throws up in it-

Sora: Yeah...you guys want to see NamineXKairi?
 

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Sora: -face turns red-

Riku: -face turns purple-

Me: -looks at both of them

Sora: -faints-

Riku: Well, thats another thing I beaten Sora at.

Me: Yeah..and i got a perfect Idea!

-in Twilight Town-

Me: Poke a fainted guy 99 cents!

Man: Alright!

Me: Now, this includes tax, but if you throw in another dollar then you get to smack him in the nards!

Man: COOL!!! -runs off-

Me: ????

Man: -comes back with a huge jar of dollars- MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

Me: YES!!!!!!! WOOO IM RICH!!! -hands him a metal bat- Go crazy! YAY IM RICH!! WOO HOOO!!!!

-2 hours later-

Sora: -wakes up in a hospital- what happend? What the...-has a cast on his nards- RIKU!!!!!!!!!

-at destiny Islands-

Sora: -wobbles over to Riku- WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY NARDS!!!!!! THEY SUDDENLY HURT LIKE HECK!! -falls down and cant get up-

Riku: .........-picks up, Sora and puts him in a trash can-

Sora: GET ME OUT OF HERE RIKU!!!!

Riku: -puts the lid on the trash can- No, Heartless_Key got 1,000,000 bucks, and let someguy nail you in the nuts over and over.

Sora: -nudges and pushes the trash can on its side and rolls to my house-

Me: -2 girls behind me and Me wear bling blingin clothes- Ths s teh loof

Girl 1: Why are you talking like that?

Me: Snce M rch, I no ned to spk nrmly.

Girl 1 and 2: oh...

Sora: -comes in-

Me: Wrd up

Sora: -kicks me in the nards-

Me: ochies!
 

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me:.....That was really random.....o_O

Aozora: Poor Sora.....*pats him on the head* -_-;

Sora: WHY DOES EVERYONE ENJOY HURTING ME?!!? >_<

Kaze:......................>_>

me: MORE!! NOW!! I COMMAND YOU!! haha jk ^_^
 

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Sorry for the shortage of comics a while back. I was on Hiatus.

-at the KH2 set-

Normura: -drinks a martini- ok, now...action!

Sora: Its all coming back to me, the......Can we try that again?

Normura: NO!

Sora: But I hate that line! Its sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, mysterious!

Normura: Alright then...YOUR FIRED!!!

Sora: what?

Normura's Bodyguards: -kicks him out-

-at the ceral company-

Sora: - in a rabbit costume and has 5 kids beaten up behind him- Now remeber kids, if you dont give me Trix, I'll come to your house and stab you until your brains pop out!

Manager: YOUR FIRED

-at another ceral company-

Sora: -in a leperchaun outfit and has 5 kids hanging over a pit of spikes- Now kids, if you spy, and steal my Lucky Charms again, im going to go to your house and shove the shooting star marshmellows up your-

Mananger: YOUR FIRED

-at a Mcdonalds-

Sora: -in a Mcdonald uniform, talking to a customer- Did you know this meat is made out of puppies? It is I went to the factory!

Manager: YOUR FIRED!

-at destiny islands-

Sora: Im never going to find a job...

Normura: -walks in- Sora, you hired.

Sora: WOOOO why?

Normura: BHK slipped on the clocktower again.

Sora: ooooooo....
 

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So that's why Riku jumps off of the building. Explains alot.
Riku: SORA![Mistakes BHK for Sora-jumps]
Riku: Wait, I'm against him [SPLAT]
 
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