Fanfiction ► Destiny Islands: Before the darkness

[warboyX]

Sora: I'll Get YOU!!! * runs after Riku*
Wakka: Help?
Wakka dad: Didnt I kick you out yet?!
Wakka: Help.
Wakka dad: why are you in hee---- OH MY GOD! YOUR ARM IS ON THE WRONG WAY!!! [Wakka's dad is a bit... Uneducated?]
Wakka: DADDY!!! I GOT A BOOBOO!!
Wakka dad: I think we should bring you to a hospital.
Wakka: Whats a Hopsital?
Wakka dad: A hospital. and itss where they fix you when you are broken.

Wakka's dad is preparing a boat for them to sail to twilight town.

Sora dad: what you doing there?
Wakka dad: Boat.
Sora dad: neeed help?
Wakka dad: GEEZE!!! NOT EVEN EINSTEIN COULD FIX THIS THING!! AARRGGHHH!!!!
Sora dad: I'll call the others. Blows a whistle)
People come rushing to the boat)
Someone: WHATS THE EMERGENCY?!
Sora dad: Oh yeah. only emergencies... well.... were going to T-Town. anyone wanna come?
parents go. Kids come.


sorry for the short chap. I gotta go. I WILL UPDATE TONIGHT!!! i hope...

 

[warboyX]

parents go. Kids come.

Wakka dad: Hey kids, wanna come to Traverse town?
Girls: Ew. (all walk away)
Leon: IWANNAGOIWANNAGOIWANNAGO!
Wakka dad: OK LEON!!
Leon: YAYAYAYAYAYYAYAY- (faints)
Sora and Riku hop in)
Tidus: What about sea monsters?!
Wakka dad: No monsters.
Tidus: Okay. (hops in)
Wakka dad: OKAY!! LETS GO!! (hops in and presses on acceleration)
Tidus: When are we leaving?
Wakka dad: AS SOON AS THIS DAMN BOAT STARTS WORKING!!!
Riku: Have you pulled the start string?
Wakka: Waddayu talkin about?
Riku: Pulls motor string)
Boat: VRRROOOOORRRMMMMMMM......
Wakka dad: Okay... NOW WE GO!!! WEEEE!!!

Tidus: I'm gonna be sick...

meanwhile....

at the room upstairs (girl club)


Kairi: Why didnt we go?
Namine: Good question. Why??
Rinoa: The boys would be mean to us on the boat.
Selphie: DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TAKES TO GET THERE?!?!
Kairi: Thank god you knew. We'd ummmm catch.... stupidness?
Girls: AHAHAHH!!
on the boat..

Tidus: SEVEN HUNDRED AND FIFTY SIX BOTTLES OF MILK ON THE WALL!
SEVEN HUNDRED AND FIFTY SIX BOTTLES OF MILK!!! YOU TAKE ON---
Riku: Be quiet. Please. My head WILL explode. REALLY.
boat: VRMMMMM...KLUNKATUNKATUNK TUNK.... FSSSSSSSSS...
Tidus: SEA MONSTER!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!
Wakka dad: ITS ONLY THE ENGINE!!! (kicks engine)
Sora: We're low on gas.
Wakka dad: The extra gas is under the boat.
Riku: Were gonna DIE?!?!
Wakka dad: I'll get it. (Climbs down and cuts leg on engine and falls down)
Tidus: AHH!
Riku: Are you okay?!
Wakka dad: IM OKAY DONT WORRY!



Wakkas dad swims under the boat when....
Tidus: SHARK!!!!!

 

[Atnihs]

look out shark!

 

[sephira808]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAAA,BHARGHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH.
ahah...ahah...ahaa.... i think im done.....

BGHAH HAH HAH HAH HAHH HAH HAAA,AHAHH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH
AAAAH GEEZ,MAKE THIS STOP!!BHAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAAAAH HAH HAH HAAA

 

[warboyX]

just guess what might happen.

Having writers block. will post soon hopeully.

 

[Atnihs]

ITS AN EPIDEMIC!AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!THONK!*ran into a lamp post*

 

[KH_Fan_4_eva]

im going to die(I die alot in fics....I wonder why?)is I dont get a chapter*Dies*.......too late

 

[KingdomX]

Wow....!

ppl must REALLY like ur fanfic!

origanally posted by KH Fan 4 eva

OMIGOD THIS FIC IS COOL *DIES*

wait....no one said dat...

 

[warboyX]

Wakkas dad swims under the boat when....
Tidus: SHARK!!!

Wakka dad: AHHHH!!!!
Tidus takes a stick.

(BAM!)

Riku: How much u think we can sell the shark for?

Later....

Wakkas dad is caarrying him up to the E.R

Wakka: It Still HURTS!!!!

Police rush him to surgery.

Doctor: Your son has dislocated his arm and broke his leg.
Wakka's dad: Thats sounds scary. How much will it be to fix him?
Doctor: Well, We'll have to have multiple surgeries so... (warboyX: im guessing)
Doctor whispers in ear...

Wakka Dad: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



I have to go to school. will post later?

 

[Atnihs]

kinda short.

 

[warboyX]

kinda short.

ummm... yeah. i know...

I have to go to school. will post later?

 

[warboyX]

well.... dont know if im gonna keep writing.... Kinda bored... doesnt look like ppl care anyway.. xD....