Dad there's something I have to tell you

[Chuman]

because i was a baaaaaaaad boy.

dad, why did you try to have me killed?

 

[Emperor]

Because you were a mistake son, but I guess if you want something done right- *pulls out an Uzi*

Dad, Mom, I think my bodies going through changes.

 

[Sorafan]

Son it's time we tell you something that will make you question everything you know about yourself.

Dad, I made a secret fort under my bed,

 

[Anagram]

I know and it was hilarious as I destroyed it.

Dad, I killed the neighbor.

 

[Chuman]

when i was your age, i did the same thing. now we have to move.

dad, i got jumped by a group of squirrels.

 

[Anagram]

It's okay son. It's a learning experience.

Mom, I know what you did last summer.

 

[MegaWallflower]

Listen, son, good boys get cookies, and naughty boys who are snitches get stitches and lay down dead in ditches, you hear me? Now not another word of this. And go to your room!

Dad, I really need to tell you... I called social services because I was tired of it. They're on their way now.

 

[Anagram]

Young lady no matter who you call your not getting your phone back until you do your homework.

Grandpa, whats this I hear about geishas?

 

[MegaWallflower]

Ehh?? What's that? Gay sharks? Back in my day, we didn't have this nonsense!

Dad, there's something I need to tell you. I have to fight you to the death now and either you'll absorb me or I'll absorb you.

 

[Anagram]

Well son get ready to meet your grandfather. *prepares for battle*

Mom, why was the mailman in your bedroom?

 

[Chuman]

because he had a package to deliver

dad, who is that in the trunk?

 

[Anagram]

Dont ask dont tell son.

Mom, are we there yet?

 

[MegaWallflower]

Who the heck are you and how did you get in my car?!

Dad, I'm hungry.

 

[Anagram]

Here's a 20$, best of luck.

Grandma, what happened to Bambis mom?

 

[Chuman]

i thought you liked dinner?

mom, who was that in your room?

 

[Emperor]

My girlfriend, but don't tell your father.

Mom, my feet hurt.

 

[Eternal Dream]

The pain from the coals only lasts a moment, dear.

Dad, where do babies come from?

 

[MsKeybladeMaster]

Wal-Mart I think, or maybe China. I dunno ask your mother.

Daddy, um I think I stuck my pet snail too far up my nose.

 

[Chuman]

nonsense. take the swiss knife i got you and stick it up there.

mom, the cops are asking for you. again.

 

[Emperor]

Quick, hide my stash!

Dad, the principle wants to talk to you about how I slashed a group of kids bike tires.