Crush a Wish

[VentusVictory]

Granted, but you break your jaw on the first jawbreaker.

I wish Dento actually had white in his eyes.

 

[Luap]

Dento goes blind.

I wish I had all the money is the word.

 

[Hamster Lord]

Granted, but your house catches on fire and burns all of it before you can spend it.

I wish I had an iPhone4.

 

[LongLiveLife]

Granted, but you don't get the bumper case and, unfortunately, you lost your right hand in an accident, and now you can only use the iPhone with your left. Poor you, no reception!

I wish I could rule the world and people would worship me.

 

[testify]

granted, but then a group of communists get pissed at you and over throw you

i wish russia would become the great soviet union again

 

[VentusVictory]

Granted, but the Soviet Union invades your homeland and you become Soviet.

I wish Gamestop offered a free trade your DSi for a 3DS when it comes out.

(Oh and luap911, Dento being blind wouldn't be a bad thing; then he'd be more reminiscent of Brock!)

 

[Shadow Key]

Granted, but the 3DS has the red ring of death.

I wish FFvsXIII would hurry the eff up.

 

[LongLiveLife]

Granted, but an evil curse falls upon you such that if you even look at the game, you die a slow and painful death.

I wish people were less judgmental.

 

[Shadow Key]

Granted, but then everyone decides to start following you and bugging you and think you're the next Oprah or Gandhi for starting the non-judgmental phase of the earth's society causing you to ironically kill yourself.

I wish Inception will be nominated and win the Oscar for Best Movie in 2011.

 

[JULIO VP]

Granted
But its only possible by doing an Inception.
I wish this thread would fire up again!!

 

[swim126]

Granted, but the fire would catch onto your pants.
I wish I had rock hard abs

 

[Death]

Granted but you have a chest turns into a Boulder and you need to carry your stomach.

I wish Christmas was already here

 

[JULIO VP]

Granted But you will never get present's ever again!I wish i had meteor!!

 

[Gram]

granted but it crashes down and kills you.

i wish i had a wish.

 

[Absent axel]

Granted but Genie comes out of nowhere and is pissed you did such a thing, so he kills you by submerging you in a hot cappuchino free of charge.

I wish I could use Geass on people.

 

[JULIO VP]

Granted
But you can only make them pooop on you
I wish for more genies!!!

 

[Absent axel]

All of them annoy you to death with their robin williams voice.

I wish to get a PSP without a faulty analog stick.

 

[JULIO VP]

granted
But know it has a falty D-pad
I wish for a black dot

 

[Dr_Mario64]

You know what this reminds me of? The Monkey's Paw! It grants wishes but they don't turn out how you want them to. Anyhow, back to business. Don't wanna get shoved back in the lamp.

Granted. But you find out it's a black hole that will destroy the universe.

I wish for a saber-toothed behemoth that acts as my guardian but can't harm humans including me and can't destroy my home, the city, state, nation, continent, world, universe, or alternate universe...or my prized posessions. Try and mess that up, you monkey paw slingers! I've got all my bases covered!

 

[Urbane]

Granted but the behemoth is so powerful that it awakens Cthulhu who promptly destroys literally everything.


I wish I had the greatest voice in the history of mankind.