Crush a Wish

[testify]

granted, now they just post stupid stuff for the lulz

i wish my ps3 set itself up cuz im too lazy to get up

 

[VentusVictory]

Granted, but now you're too lazy to get the remote.

I wish I had a puppy.

 

[Hamster Lord]

Wish granted, but when the puppy is older, it'll eat you

I wish I had KH3

 

[VentusVictory]

Granted, but instead of getting Kingdom Hearts 3, you get Kiddy Hippos 3, a game about singing Hippopotami.

I wish my summer work was done.

 

[Hamster Lord]

Granted, but as your turning it in, a classmate spills water all over it.

I wish for a pony.

 

[testify]

granted, but peta gets pissed off over nothing and kidnaps your pony

I wish for peta to be gone

 

[Shinra]

Granted, but the Forum Games forum becomes a sub-forum for Forum insanity once again...

I wish I had all the money I ever needed...

 

[testify]

granted, but i decide how much you need, and you need about $3.50

i wish i could speak russian

 

[LAMEXICH]

granted but you cant speak russian well and end up getting the russian mafia mad at you for saying something offensive you didnt even know you said

i wish i had companions like donald and goofy

 

[Hamster Lord]

Granted, but they both have rabies and kill you.

STUPID PETA TAKING MY PONY LIKE THAT!!!!

I wish for a $5000 gamestop giftcard.

 

[Hamster Lord]

Granted, but your found and executed.


I wish I was a dog that could talk.

 

[LAMEXICH]

granted but youre an ugly dog and no one wants to be your master...

i wish i could cast stop

 

[Hamster Lord]

Granted, but you accidentally stop yourself forever.

I wish I could apparate.

 

[testify]

granted but you're accuse of witch craft and killed

i wish these pitbull puppies would stop biting my shoes

 

[LAMEXICH]

granted... but now they bite your face

i wish sora was real and we went on adventures together

 

[Hamster Lord]

Granted, but Sora would be possessed by the darkness and he keys your head off hah

I wish I could be a demigod.

 

[testify]

granted but now the real gods get pissed and have you killed anyway

i wish i was the highest power, even above a god

 

[LAMEXICH]

granted but u sneeze and destroy the world... then u take your own life out of lonelyness

i wish i could play the sitar

 

[VentusVictory]

Granted, but Sora mistakes you for Demyx and slays you.

I wish Pokemon Best Wishes had May instead of Iris.

 

[Random Queen]

I wish Pokemon Best Wishes had May instead of Iris.

May suddenly combusts and you get stuck with Iris.

I wish for all the candy in the world.