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[luna008]

so then i had to hide from the police...

 

[MarluxiaNo11]

but then I thought, why hide from the police when i could blow their heads off with my brand new bass speakers.

 

[Luap]

But I remember that those speakers were at home and there was no hope in getting back there before the police got me.

 

[MegaWallflower]

So I hid the body behind a dumpster.

 

[MarluxiaNo11]

and decided it would be fun to dance the hungry chicken whilst i think of a plan

 

[Chuman]

I knew I couldn't take any risks, so I covered the body in wood, feces and gasoline and set the body to flame so that all would think it was a bonfire.

 

[MarluxiaNo11]

I then couldn't help but to laugh at what I had done, so i danced the hungry chicken some more and flew into the sky with my brand new flying powers I had learned the day before in flying class at hogwarts

 

[luna008]

and i wondered, didnt my life used to be normaler?

 

[Chuman]

I then realized I had went mad, cackled a bit, murdered the Potters in cold blood, was struck by my Death Curse, and you know the story.

The end.

Fun fact: The actor that plays young Tom Riddle in the Harry Potter movie was born 1997, November 6th. Exactly one year older than me. So I may be Voldemort.

 

[MegaWallflower]

Or so I thought, at least, but my story was far from over; the sight in front of me now was evidence of that.

 

[luna008]

cuase now i had a potter brat to deal with...

 

[Luap]

I screamed, "Potter! AVADA-" then I went silent, realizing I didn't have my wand to use because my wand was at home with my speakers.

 

[MarluxiaNo11]

I tried really hard to turn into Super Saiyan 6 so I could transport there, but I failed.

 

[Shawty]

I had very few options left, I tried to start my gummiship

 

[Piercing Light]

But someone stuffed cranberries in the engine and it blew up.

 

[MarluxiaNo11]

I thought I'd make myself a Craberry and Vodka but then I thought that now's not the time.

 

[Chill]

Everything suddenly stopped, it was HAMMERTIME.

 

[MarluxiaNo11]

BANG went the ...

 

[Luap]

...energy that makes up the universe and everything was transformed into this new universe that I call Universe 2.0, where only I am the thing that remains for Universe 1.0, and so am praised like a God.

 

[Chuman]

I then became a God Tier as I gave birth to the new universe through frog-breeding.