create a cutscene for kh2

[Ansem]

this thread has been remade, have fun.

 

[Mythological Omega]

Goofy just gets hit by the rock.
Mickey: They'll pay for this!
Sora: Whoooaaaaaaaaaa, wait a sec shorty. Let's use our heads for a sec. If Goofy's really gone, that means we save 1/3 of the munny we spend.
Goofy starts to get up.
Sora: That means no more buying stupid sheilds! No more buying items! We save a ton of munny! *throws the Keyblade towards Goofy*
Goofy: Hey fell ugh! *Gets hit by the Keyblade*
Sora: Finally, we can save munny! C'mon let's go kill some Heartless and get more munny! *They leave*
During the 1000 Heartless fight
Sora: I AM F***ING RICH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[AngelOfDestruction]

if these are scenes post them here http://forums.khinsider.com/showthread.php?t=15761

 

[Ansem]

that is realy funny.
...........................25 letter thing

 

[Mythological Omega]

Before you fight Shan-Yu
Mulan: It ends now!
Sora:Wtf are you talking about? The game just started!
Mulan: Game? what game?
Sora: Kingdom Hearts 2? This is a world? Am I ringing any bells?
Mulan: No, I still don't know what you're talking about.
Sora: Donald, help me out here!
Donald: Sorry Sora, I don't know what you're talking about either.
Sora: Is it a dream? Did I imagine KH1? My brain hurts.......*faints*
Sora wakes up
Sora: Huh? Uhhhhhhh where am I?
Docter: You're in a mental instatution. Your friends told me you kept thinking life was a game.
Sora: I'm in rehab?! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *brain snaps* duuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh..........................................

 

[FinalSora14]

Before you fight Shan-Yu
Mulan: It ends now!
Sora:Wtf are you talking about? The game just started!
Mulan: Game? what game?
Sora: Kingdom Hearts 2? This is a world? Am I ringing any bells?
Mulan: No, I still don't know what you're talking about.
Sora: Donald, help me out here!
Donald: Sorry Sora, I don't know what you're talking about either.
Sora: Is it a dream? Did I imagine KH1? My brain hurts.......*faints*
Sora wakes up
Sora: Huh? Uhhhhhhh where am I?
Docter: You're in a mental instatution. Your friends told me you kept thinking life was a game.
Sora: I'm in rehab?! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *brain snaps* duuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh..........................................

LOL That was hillarious
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[Mythological Omega]

The cutscene before you fight Jafar plays like normal
Jafar: All shall tend to my will, the world is mine to control!
Sora: SHUT THE F*** UP! Your cutscene takes too f***ing long! LET ME FIGHT YOU ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *throws the Keyblade at his head and cuts it in half*
Sora: Welp, that problem's solved. Who wants cookies?

 

[Ansem]

The cutscene before you fight Jafar plays like normal
Jafar: All shall tend to my will, the world is mine to control!
Sora: SHUT THE F*** UP! Your cutscene takes too f***ing long! LET ME FIGHT YOU ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *throws the Keyblade at his head and cuts it in half*
Sora: Welp, that problem's solved. Who wants cookies?

that is hilarious youneed to do anotherone.

 

[Oberon]

YAY comedic cutscences.

Sora: See this is why I don't like doing strike raid... The keyblade always goes to starbuckes.
Donald: Well it isn't your fault, he is ADDICTED!
Goofy: Gwarsh, I didn't even notice.
Sora: that is because you are retarded. *walks into dunken donuts*
Goofy: I'm gettin' be a mocha.
sora: LOOK! THERE IT IS!!
Keyblade: Aaawww da**... See this is why I regret choosing him as my master...
Sora: so is tis your idea of strike raid?
Keyblade: well I don't have that many options y' know... All I do is kill kill kill, and what do I get... NOTHING!!!
sora:...
Keblade: Oh and one more thing...
Sora: yes?
Jeff: My name is Jeff, not keyblade, or large blunt object, It is JEFF...
sora:... lmao
jeff: oh so now I am amusing you?
Sora: no, I am finding this funny, because you are talking... *dies of laughter 5 minutes later*

 

[AngelOfDestruction]

ok thread Already made like a long time ago so post here http://forums.khinsider.com/showthread.php?t=15761

 

[Mythological Omega]

Y'know, you guys can do some too.

Auron: This is my story. And you're not part of it.
Sora: Says who?
Auron: My cookies, that's who.
Sora: Oh? you mean...these? *pulls out Auron's cookies from behind his back*
Auron: MY COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sora: Mmmmmmmmm! Chocolate Chip! My favorite.
Auron: Don't....you....da-
Sora starts eating the cookies
Auron: MY COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No! Losing....strength. Now I'll never be a hero.
Hercules: Quit complaining loser.
Auron: My............cookies..........no....*Auron dies again*
Sora: Daaaamn these are good!

 

[Xlicz]

YAY comedic cutscences.

Sora: See this is why I don't like doing strike raid... The keyblade always goes to starbuckes.
Donald: Well it isn't your fault, he is ADDICTED!
Goofy: Gwarsh, I didn't even notice.
Sora: that is because you are retarded. *walks into dunken donuts*
Goofy: I'm gettin' be a mocha.
sora: LOOK! THERE IT IS!!
Keyblade: Aaawww da**... See this is why I regret choosing him as my master...
Sora: so is tis your idea of strike raid?
Keyblade: well I don't have that many options y' know... All I do is kill kill kill, and what do I get... NOTHING!!!
sora:...
Keblade: Oh and one more thing...
Sora: yes?
Jeff: My name is Jeff, not keyblade, or large blunt object, It is JEFF...
sora:... lmao
jeff: oh so now I am amusing you?
Sora: no, I am finding this funny, because you are talking... *dies of laughter 5 minutes later*

lol that is soo funny!....

 

[Mythological Omega]

Finally other people are doing some.

MCP: Ooh, Ooh, more, More, MORE!
Sora: Ya like that? *keeps hitting the Enter key on Ansem's Keyboard*
Donald: SORA! What the HELL are you doing?
Sora: The MCP.
Donald: My God, you're even gay virtually
Sora: W...W...What are you t....t...talking about? I'm not gay!
Donald: Then why did you cry when we met up with Ri-
Sora freezes him with Blizzaga, then melts him with Firaga
Sora: Now, where were we?

 

[Xajnos]

Why do people think Sora is gay?

Y.....O.....U.......A.....R.....E.......D.....I.....S.....T.....U.....R.....B.....I.....N.....G.......M.....E..!

 

[Mythological Omega]

Why do people think Sora is gay?

Y.....O.....U.......A.....R.....E.......D.....I.....S.....T.....U.....R.....B.....I.....N.....G.......M.....E..!

Why the hell do you think he cried when he met up with Riku? Or when he left Twilight Town? And why did he give Riku that gay smile at Destiny Islands?

 

[RsOoXrAas]

heez got a point, you know

 

[SephirothHater]

Yeah, but Still, it's not right to even call people gay anyway, unless of course you know that they actually are, but even then it's still not a good idea

 

[Oberon]

Why the hell do you think he cried when he met up with Riku? Or when he left Twilight Town? And why did he give Riku that gay smile at Destiny Islands?

Because he is gay...lmao, good point.

 

[HeartbreakOne]

Squall Leon: YOU!!! ITS TIME U DIE!!!
Siefer: huh? wha???
Squal: U gave me this stupid SCAR!!
Seifer: I never gave u a scar im just a kid!
Rai: YEAH! y'know?
Squal: Shut up...
Seifer: Fine u want to fight OUTSIDER!
Squal: Outsider? lame...
*Seifer pics up the struggle bat thing in defense*
Squal: Baseball?
Seifer: NOW GET OUT OUTSIDER!!
*Squal shoots*


the END

 

[Heartz]

ME=Blade

Sora:- Who are you
Blade:-Damn you! i want KAIRI!
Sora:-Never!
<Sora takes out Keyblade and Blade takes out his Soulblades.>
Sora:-You cant have her! Shes mine!
<Sora attacks and Blade moves at lightning speed and blocks with his SoulBlade>
Sora:-Why cant I hit you?? STOP!!
<time freezes but Blade is still moving extremely fast!>
<Kairi runs up>
Kairi:-Sora Im dumping you you're pathetic. What kind of keyblade master are you?
Sora:-NoNO!
<Sora's heart was no longer strong and the Keyblade left him and went to Blade.>
Kairi:-Blade.. Handsome thing.. As fast as lightning, Will you be mine?
Blade:-Yes of course. I love you, thats why i didn't just travel worlds unlike stupid Sora, I travelled Dimensions!
Kairi:-Oh,Blade!

In the end Sora losses Kairi and the keyblade and a new KEYBLADE MASTER IS BORN!!!!!