Hello everybody! We have tons of new awards for the new year that can be requested through our Awards System thanks to Antifa Lockhart! Some are limited-time awards so go claim them before they are gone forever...
You become the muscliest person alive: but to feed all those cells you have to spend all you money on food and you go broke. And then the muscle turns to fat when you get old.
I wish I could eat as many Jaffa cakes as I wanted without getting really fat by the end of it.
You get the yummy pink username, but unfortunately, you soon find out from the doctor that you are allergic to the color pink, and upon looking at your username again, you fall over in convulsions.