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Trigger

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Prodigy
12:22 AM
I just took one of THE most massive shits of my life


Trigger
12:22 AM
...
12:22 AM
yea...


Prodigy
12:23 AM
I mean.. wow.
12:23 AM
I feel soooo much better now
12:24 AM
I mean, have you ever had pretty much explosive diarrhea and ended up where all the stalls or toilets are taken up? OMG
12:24 AM
I've been dealing with that like the whole day
12:24 AM
and I finally get to go
12:24 AM
it was difficult at first, and then painful


Trigger
12:24 AM
o_O


Prodigy
12:24 AM
and kept going
12:24 AM
but like.. omg im done now and i feel almost woozy from the euphoria
12:24 AM
wow
12:25 AM
like an orgasm from my anus

Trigger
12:25 AM
how..
12:25 AM
interesting


Prodigy
12:26 AM
thanks for listening man, i really appreciate it
 

Trigger

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Kira
12:30 AM
Well I just ripped the most disgusting thing out of my shower drain
12:31 AM
It was multi colored like a turd, only it was composed mainly of hair.
12:31 AM
and it reeked.
12:31 AM
I saw that the water wasnt going down as usual so I probed around the drain hole and caught hold on something that felt like a spider's web
12:32 AM
Tried for a bit before I got a good grip on it and pulled.
12:32 AM
And it just kept coming up.
12:32 AM
More and more of this slime.
12:33 AM
even now I feel naseous
12:33 AM
nauseous*
 

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I slept through class this morning by accident. My alarm went off, but instead of hitting 'snooze', my LG Chocolate's over-sensitive trackpad must've switched it to 'dismiss' as I was pressing the button.

Aaaaand I don't feel guilty. =b
 
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(******)
12:40 AM
you should know by now that I've masturbated to you? o.0 No.
12:40 AM
x3

Trigger
12:40 AM
XDD

(******)
12:41 AM
I've always used two fingers, by the way. Since three hurts. :3
12:41 AM

Trigger
you really want me to add that?
12:41 AM
XD

(******)
12:42 AM
I really dont give a shit. X]
 

Trigger

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Ric
12:53 AM
Well, I guess I can finally come out with it
12:53 AM
I like the Twilight series.
12:53 AM
And I'm a guy.
12:53 AM
And not gay.
12:53 AM
In fact, I'm quite awesome.

Trigger
12:53 AM
something real
12:53 AM
-_-

Ric
12:54 AM
No, seriously.
12:54 AM
I have all the books.

Trigger
12:54 AM
but you are gay...

Ric
12:54 AM
I am not gay.
12:54 AM
I dunno.
12:54 AM
I know the books are quite shitty and what not, but I just got hooked on them.
12:55 AM
Oh
12:55 AM
I'm also a felon.
12:55 AM
A felon who likes twilight.
12:55 AM
Isn't that something?

Trigger
12:58 AM
>>
12:58 AM
how about you get back to me when you have something worth reading?
12:58 AM

Ric
12:59 AM
Well, what the fuck are you looking for?

Trigger
12:59 AM
something other than you liking twilight books?

Ric
12:59 AM
fuck
1:00 AM
That's the only embarrassing thing I can say, real-
1:00 AM
Oh wait

Trigger
1:00 AM
oh wait....
1:00 AM
I thought this was richard all this time
1:00 AM
XD
 
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I guess Lauren only loved me for the first several minutes of this thread.

On-topic: I've only ever physically bought one CD in my entire life ("The Black Halo" by Kamelot, btw); the rest, all sixty gigs that I've acquired in the last year alone, have been illegally downloaded.

I can't say that I'm a man of many secrets.
 

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Oathy
1:22 AM
with the revelation.
1:22 AM
you're kawaii desu desu desu desu
1:23 AM
also, dogen and i have been e-married for a year now

Trigger
1:23 AM
he's alive?

Oathy
1:24 AM
uh yes
1:24 AM
we talk all the time
1:24 AM
including on the phone
1:24 AM
xD

Trigger
1:24 AM
you gave him your number and not me?
1:24 AM
>\
 

Massive Attack

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I shop at Asda sometimes.
I think Metal Machine Music by Lou Reed is the greatest record ever made in the history of the human eardrum.

I've only ever physically bought one CD in my entire life ("The Black Halo" by Kamelot, btw); the rest, all sixty gigs that I've acquired in the last year alone, have been illegally downloaded.

I can't say that I'm a man of many secrets.

60 GB within a year? You must have a lot of bad shit.
 
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