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Prodigy
12:22 AM
I just took one of THE most massive shits of my life

Trigger
12:22 AM
...
12:22 AM
yea...

Prodigy
12:23 AM
I mean.. wow.
12:23 AM
I feel soooo much better now
12:24 AM
I mean, have you ever had pretty much explosive diarrhea and ended up where all the stalls or toilets are taken up? OMG
12:24 AM
I've been dealing with that like the whole day
12:24 AM
and I finally get to go
12:24 AM
it was difficult at first, and then painful

Trigger
12:24 AM
o_O

Prodigy
12:24 AM
and kept going
12:24 AM
but like.. omg im done now and i feel almost woozy from the euphoria
12:24 AM
wow
12:25 AM
like an orgasm from my anus

Trigger
12:25 AM
how..
12:25 AM
interesting

Prodigy
12:26 AM
thanks for listening man, i really appreciate it
 
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Kira
12:30 AM
Well I just ripped the most disgusting thing out of my shower drain
12:31 AM
It was multi colored like a turd, only it was composed mainly of hair.
12:31 AM
and it reeked.
12:31 AM
I saw that the water wasnt going down as usual so I probed around the drain hole and caught hold on something that felt like a spider's web
12:32 AM
Tried for a bit before I got a good grip on it and pulled.
12:32 AM
And it just kept coming up.
12:32 AM
More and more of this slime.
12:33 AM
even now I feel naseous
12:33 AM
nauseous*
 
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I slept through class this morning by accident. My alarm went off, but instead of hitting 'snooze', my LG Chocolate's over-sensitive trackpad must've switched it to 'dismiss' as I was pressing the button.

Aaaaand I don't feel guilty. =b
 
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(******)
12:40 AM
you should know by now that I've masturbated to you? o.0 No.
12:40 AM
x3

Trigger
12:40 AM
XDD

(******)
12:41 AM
I've always used two fingers, by the way. Since three hurts. :3
12:41 AM

Trigger
you really want me to add that?
12:41 AM
XD

(******)
12:42 AM
I really dont give a shit. X]
 
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Ric
12:53 AM
Well, I guess I can finally come out with it
12:53 AM
I like the Twilight series.
12:53 AM
And I'm a guy.
12:53 AM
And not gay.
12:53 AM
In fact, I'm quite awesome.

Trigger
12:53 AM
something real
12:53 AM
-_-

Ric
12:54 AM
No, seriously.
12:54 AM
I have all the books.

Trigger
12:54 AM
but you are gay...

Ric
12:54 AM
I am not gay.
12:54 AM
I dunno.
12:54 AM
I know the books are quite shitty and what not, but I just got hooked on them.
12:55 AM
Oh
12:55 AM
I'm also a felon.
12:55 AM
A felon who likes twilight.
12:55 AM
Isn't that something?

Trigger
12:58 AM
>>
12:58 AM
how about you get back to me when you have something worth reading?
12:58 AM

Ric
12:59 AM
Well, what the fuck are you looking for?

Trigger
12:59 AM
something other than you liking twilight books?

Ric
12:59 AM
fuck
1:00 AM
That's the only embarrassing thing I can say, real-
1:00 AM
Oh wait

Trigger
1:00 AM
oh wait....
1:00 AM
I thought this was richard all this time
1:00 AM
XD
 
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I guess Lauren only loved me for the first several minutes of this thread.

On-topic: I've only ever physically bought one CD in my entire life ("The Black Halo" by Kamelot, btw); the rest, all sixty gigs that I've acquired in the last year alone, have been illegally downloaded.

I can't say that I'm a man of many secrets.
 
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Oathy
1:22 AM
with the revelation.
1:22 AM
you're kawaii desu desu desu desu
1:23 AM
also, dogen and i have been e-married for a year now

Trigger
1:23 AM
he's alive?

Oathy
1:24 AM
uh yes
1:24 AM
we talk all the time
1:24 AM
including on the phone
1:24 AM
xD

Trigger
1:24 AM
you gave him your number and not me?
1:24 AM
>\
 
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I shop at Asda sometimes.
I think Metal Machine Music by Lou Reed is the greatest record ever made in the history of the human eardrum.

Sam said:
I've only ever physically bought one CD in my entire life ("The Black Halo" by Kamelot, btw); the rest, all sixty gigs that I've acquired in the last year alone, have been illegally downloaded.

I can't say that I'm a man of many secrets.
Click to expand...

60 GB within a year? You must have a lot of bad shit.
 
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