Compliment what a person hates!

[Grono]

At least it's not artificial!

I hate banana flavored laffy taffy.

 

[Chuman]

bananas are great in cereal

(also, the banana flavor was based from a real banana that went extinct in the 1950s)

i hate flimsy headphones

 

[Anagram]

At least it's not a boombox!

I hate technologies overexerted reach.

 

[MegaWallflower]

But it's a noble goal, reaching for the stars.

I hate socks with holes in them

 

[BlackOsprey]

Holes or no, they do a decent job at keeping your shoes from becoming smelly.

I hate playing sports.

 

[MegaWallflower]

But they "build character"!

I wish my summer vacation was a little longer.

 

[Grono]

At least it's not like Roxas'.

I hate xion in 358/2 days.

 

[BufferAqua]

But she has a nice hairdo!

I hate TAV. Even when Terra and Ventus are involved.

 

[MegaWallflower]

But TAV were all pretty attractive. Rawr, haha.

I... am not really a fan of Jaune Arc so far.

 

[Anagram]

At least he's not Wiess!

I hate bullies

 

[MegaWallflower]

They're... hm. At least they're assertive?

I hate these headaches.

 

[Anagram]

At least there's medicine for that!

I hate depression

 

[MegaWallflower]

At least there are ways to mitigate it.

I hate spicy food.

 

[Xickin]

At least there's milk for that! I hate life

 

[Anagram]

At least yours is better than all those poor children in war torn countries!

I hate Sonic Boom.

 

[Grono]

At least it's FPS is good to make fun of!

I hate how disinteresting shitty sonic games are.

 

[MegaWallflower]

But the games have cool drawing styles.

I hate scholars courses.

 

[Anagram]

But they're scholarly!

I hate how dull life is.

 

[Grono]

But you can make it awesome!

I hate how it's not 11:00 AM RIGHT NOWWWWW

 

[BufferAqua]

Be glad it isn't 1:00 AM

I hate E.T. video game.