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Butthole Tattoos: The 'Next Big Thing'



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While attending the 17th Annual South Florida Tattoo Expo, staffers from the Fort Lauderdale-based alt weekly New Times Broward-Palm Beach came across a young lady who was very eager to show off a tattoo she got of her boyfriend's name.

A little too eager when you consider that the tat was on her anus.


According to the 22-year-old butthole inscriber, the rectum-inking experience feels "really, really good," but your results may vary.

Also on hand at the expo was world-famous Love Psychic Jill Dahne, who told the New Times she expects the asshole tat to be "the next big thing."
article: Butthole Tattoos Are the 'Next Big Thing' [NSFW]
 

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What. In. The. Name. Of. kupo.

Reminds me of this picture I saw online of this girl's upper crotch tattoo. It read. "Dis p stank. Dis p juicy. "
 

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What the kupo did I just read. What tattoo artist is insane enough to do this and what person would ever want to get one...SMH
 

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Told this to my friend on Skype and he thought a Pokeball tat would be really awesome. Then he started saying how awesome it would be for multiple people to get the different types of pokeballs as tats on their buttholes.

What the fuck
 

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I'm sure the Goatse guy could get some pretty sick ink.

Or
 

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Told this to my friend on Skype and he thought a Pokeball tat would be really awesome. Then he started saying how awesome it would be for multiple people to get the different types of pokeballs as tats on their buttholes.

What the fuck
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What won't people try these days? This assumed "to be" fad seems a bit worrying due to the sensitivity of the area among other reasons, but hey, it's their fcking bodies, so they can do whatever the hell they want. Never been one to follow fads, I'm one of the few guys I know who has not gotten his ears pierced yet nor plan on it.
 
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I've seen a few butthole tattoos already some are really artistic others....not so much guess if you're not into anal it would be even less appealing.
 

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her and her boyfriend must be tight butthole
seriously this shit sounds like a workaholics episode
 

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I have . . . seen them. They are not attractive, and I am clueless as to why anyone would want one, or why any talented tattoo artist would do one. In any case, it sounds horribly painful and I would not wish it on myself.
 

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So what's the weirdest place to get tattooed if not the butthole, Mr. Tat Artist?

Also, I like how whoever she decides to pipe gets to read a brief history of her past escapades.
 
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