Burger King Cologne

[Avalon]

Burger King releases meat-scented cologne - Telegraph

I really can't see who would buy this. Or even who would be attracted to someone wearing it, other then a really fat woman of course. It's a little sickening to see this. It's basically marketed at Americans. But nonetheless, I guess you have something to give the person who has everything now.

 

[Iridium]

 

[The King]

 

[.Oji]

Burger King releases meat-scented cologne - Telegraph

 

[Mike]

Great, now people who eat at Burger King everyday can smell like the meat they love when the walk out. Ah such joy. Really, how stupid are people?

 

[Iridium]

Stupid enough to make it, that's for sure.

 

[Ordeith]

Hahaha!! This cracks me up! I knew that Burger King had some stupid marketing ideas, with their pedophilic mascot and all, but cologne?
I'm now completely convinced that the CEO of Burger King is on some sort of illegal drug.

 

[revarai20]

Who would buy a meat scented cologne, that sounds very odd.
Of course there is one crazy weirdo who wants to say 'I want to smell like meat.' but honestly,
I don't think many people would like that idea. Is it just to make sure their company becomes "better"?

 

[.Oji]

The site proudly proclaims to prospective buyers: "The Whopper sandwich is America's favourite burger," before going on to extol the virtues of a perfume that smells like cooked meat.

"Flame by BK captures the essence of that love and gives it to you. Behold ... now you can set the mood for whatever you're in the mood for."

Bold print is just too good.

Meat cologne--it's obviously for the bitches. The ones that bark, mind you.

 

[ONIZO201]

HA HA HA HA HA HA!! This would make a great joke present for people we know who love burger king. Just take off the label if it's removable and casually hand it to them and I can just image the look on the persons face once they realize that once they put some of it on they smell just like a whopper.

 

[Superschlock]

Well, now McDonalds has only Wendys to compete against

 

[WerewolfNobody]

I may not live in America but... seriously. Who would buy this shit?

 

[Lifes.Lover]

Not any American I know. I mean, come on, we can be pretty stupid, but really... I don't think we'd settle that low... Then again, I might be optimistic.

LOL, I can see a commercial for this. The Burger King is trying some of the cologne, and decides that he likes it, knowing that it smells exactly the best way to market his whoppers, and proceeds to fervently spritz said cologne all over his fat and ugly plastic body. Then, he accidently spritzes into his mouth, chokes, and goes into heart failure, because the meat and fat made direct contact with his heart.

And he dies, thus ending the reign of the King.

... well, maybe a commercial in a world where people actually see the stupidity of their actions.

 

[Alaude Drenxta]

I'd say the biggest "fail" here is any one who takes this as seriously as you all have.

It's meant as a joke, probably doesn't even work.

 

[Silh]

Of course it won't work.

...if you want to get laid.

 

[Silh]

Of course it won't work.

...if you want to get laid.

 

[Vice]

I heard about this on the news a few days ago.

I just couldent stop laughing .

Im considering buying this to fuck with my brother. Asshole wears way to much cologne. I'll just switch out whatever he has with the BK shit and see what happens.

 

[Superschlock]

I need to get this and show it to everyone I know

 

[Massive Attack]

chix dig junk food.

 

[chaywa]

why don't you get a little closer to my double whopper with extra mayo back at my place eh??

i may have to get some of this for the lulz factor