All BN rants from this point on shall have my seal of approval. ^_^
I have free time right now and I figured I'd invest it into something productive. However, I ended up doing this. Sloan be praised!
1. To all of you idiots out there in intarwebz land. My avatar is NOT my picture. I repeat, my avatar is NOT my picture. It is Ed Sloan of Crossfade. If yu knew anythign about me, you would know why I have that there. If I looked like Ed Sloan, I would not be spending my summer mornings and late nights on a forum.
This is me.
See the difference?
2. Pepsi owns your soul. It is delicious and MUCH better than Coke. Coke is the milk of the infidel.
3. Absolutely no online or long distance relationship is a serious relationship. If you believe you are having a serious relationship during one of these, I suggest you receive a gunshot wound to the face because you are an idiot.
In a related matter, I shall voice my opinion on those who marry their high school sweethearts. It is adorable, yes. It is also the worst move of your life. Are you aware of the number of potential betters there are in the world? That high school sweetheart of yours is going to be waking up to you for the next 50 years. Eventually, she's not going to be "cute" anymore.
4. Sloan owns you
5. It is my opinion that Bill Clinton is among the finest presidents ever to grace the United States. Mr. Clinton made the presidency fun again. He let it be known that you can have a widely publicized sex scandal in the highest position in the world and STILL manage to come out of it smelling like roses. I tip my hat to you, Mr. Clinton and may Sloan continue to bless you and your secks.
6. V for Vendetta is an incredible movie. For all you morons out there who cannot manage a "suspension of disbelief", I suggest that you kindly jump off the nearest cliff. It is a well written movie with marvelous visual scenes. The Valerie sequence ranks among my top movie moments.
7. A list of things I either do not like, hate or despise their very existence:
A)Coke
B) Bible Thumpers
C) N00bs
D) Those who blaspheme against Crossfade.
E) Pretentious jerks who have no reason to be a pretentious jerk.
F) Emo bands, people, movies, songs, so forth.
G) "Punk" bands such as Simple Plan, Good Charlotte, etc. WHen you are 35 or older and your voice sounds like a prepubescent girl with helium, it is time you exit the music business.
H) Kikyowhereareu
I) Soradude
J) AngelofDestiny, simply because I remember her actions and attitude all too well.
K) Alphabetical lists of things I do not like, hate or despise.
L) L337sp34k LAWLZ
There are more, but I am eager to move onto other points.
B) Bible Thumpers
C) N00bs
D) Those who blaspheme against Crossfade.
E) Pretentious jerks who have no reason to be a pretentious jerk.
F) Emo bands, people, movies, songs, so forth.
G) "Punk" bands such as Simple Plan, Good Charlotte, etc. WHen you are 35 or older and your voice sounds like a prepubescent girl with helium, it is time you exit the music business.
H) Kikyowhereareu
I) Soradude
J) AngelofDestiny, simply because I remember her actions and attitude all too well.
K) Alphabetical lists of things I do not like, hate or despise.
L) L337sp34k LAWLZ
There are more, but I am eager to move onto other points.
8) Mario is a communist. http://www.aethiamud.org/communist_mario/ There is your proof.
9) Link is a Nazi. He is a blond haired, blue eyed Aryan dream who constantly saves a blonde haired, blue eyed princess from dark-skinned, red-haired, big-nosed bad guys. In Hylian mythology, the Hylians served a "greater purpose" as the messengers of the Gods, because their pointed ears allowed them greater hearing, effectively placing the blonde-haired, blue-eyed Hylians above the normal humans.
10) Dora the Explorer is an idiotic child who wanders the woods and wilds without any form of parental supervision and speaks to smiling, inanimate objects with the help of her shoe-wearing, multi-lingual purple monkey. I smell acid trip.
That is it for now, dearies.
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