Not sure if these are fake or not but man oh man. =D
North Carolina Weird Laws
Elephants may not be used to plow cotton fields.
If a man and a woman who aren't married go to a hotel/motel and register themselves as married then, according to state law, they are legally married.
All couples staying overnight in a hotel must have a room with double beds that are at least two feet apart. Making love in the space between the beds is strictly forbidden.
It is illegal to have sex in a churchyard.
A marriage can be declared void if either of the two persons is physically impotent.
Fights between cats and dogs are prohibited.
You may not ride a bicycle without having both your hands on the handle bars.
It is against the law to rollerblade on a state highway. (That's also a very stupid thing to do =D)
http://www.legal-forms-kit.com/legal-jokes/dumb-laws.html#NorthCarolina
Go here for some weird laws from other states.