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I know you guys have heard of almost every state has tell me what you think about them like for example I forgot where but in one state its illegal to talk on the phone if you're under 12 unless your parent is with you oh yeah state weather you think they are true or false also because some Blue laws that I read about I think were false
 

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i never heard of that?? thats kinda stupid that only 12 and up can talk on the phone. like wat happen if their was an emergancy or something. i hope its not true
 

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There are a lot of states that have wtf laws but they are never enforced. In Maine you get a fine if you keep your Christmas lights up after a certain time (that's not enforced).

Here are some wtf laws Michigan has.

-You may not swear in front of women and children in the state of Michigan.
-A woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission.
-Any person over the age of 12 may have a license for a handgun as long as he/she has not been convicted of a felony.
-There is a 10 cent bounty for each rat's head brought into a town office. (obviously we are not going to cut off rats heads and give them to our towns office.)
-Alligators may not be tied to fire hydrants.
-It is illegal for a man to scowl at his wife on Sunday.
-Willfully destroying your old radio is prohibited.
-It is against the law to serenade your girlfriend.
-It is illegal to paint sparrows to sell them as parakeets. (can you believe someone actually did this?)
-Smoking while in bed is illegal.
-There is a law that makes it legal for a farmer to sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens.
 

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Yeah This is actually what I was talking about I like to also call the WTF laws
The one about woman cutting their hair is BullSh*t seriously that actually goes against one of the amendments if you think about it and kids 12 and older allow to own handguns that is BS we already have a problem my age owning guns not knowing how to use them if you know what I mean
 

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........................WOOOOOOOOOOOOOW.....

I honestly can't think of anything else to say...............
 

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*breathes* It's illegal to go fishing in the Chicago river on top of a giraffe while wearing pajamas on Sunday. Whew. >_>; Yup, pretty weird.
 

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....If you want a really good list, go to http://www.dumblaws.com

It has a list for every state...
I like the fact that it's illegal to catch fish with your bare hands in kansas, and in alabama it's illegal to play dominoes on sunday. xD
 

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>_> Meh, something to that extent. xD
 

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Wow I looked at my state man we have some dumb ass laws or a.k.a WTF laws

Like in my City Athens Adult stores can't sell alcohol which is not enforced
and also you can't whistle after 11:00 P.M. WOW!!! that one was crazy to me

But I wonder what would happen if they did start enforcing these laws
 

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ladymage said:
-There is a law that makes it legal for a farmer to sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens.
See, and I woulda thought that was a given. =D
 

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Not sure if these are fake or not but man oh man. =D

North Carolina Weird Laws


Elephants may not be used to plow cotton fields.

If a man and a woman who aren't married go to a hotel/motel and register themselves as married then, according to state law, they are legally married.

All couples staying overnight in a hotel must have a room with double beds that are at least two feet apart. Making love in the space between the beds is strictly forbidden.

It is illegal to have sex in a churchyard.

A marriage can be declared void if either of the two persons is physically impotent.

Fights between cats and dogs are prohibited.

You may not ride a bicycle without having both your hands on the handle bars.

It is against the law to rollerblade on a state highway. (That's also a very stupid thing to do =D)


http://www.legal-forms-kit.com/legal-jokes/dumb-laws.html#NorthCarolina

Go here for some weird laws from other states.
 

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San Francisco:

Prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street unless they are on a leash.

It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear.

Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.

It is illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner.

And my favorite.

Giving or receiving oral sex is prohibited.

Do you have any idea how often that last law is broken?
 

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Crossing the state border in Minnesota with a duck on your head. That's my favourite.
 
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