Best Quotes of KHInsider 2.0

[Perkilator]

Dangolheartlessmangoinroundtakinpeoplesgoddangheartsmanbetalkinboutxehanortmakinthedangolxblademan

Done. DONE. This is one of the absolute most HIGH-LARIOUS jokes I think any human being is ever capable of making.

 

[DarkGrey Heroine]

I feel like Sora is a strong emotional character, that it would take a lot to make Sora cry. Maybe somebody is dead? shiiiiieeeet

He’s crying because his game got leaked. Can you blame the lad?

KH fans during December 2k18 in a nutshell

 

[Perkilator]

Gothel related to a tree... Thank you, now I want the heartless to scream I AM GROOTHEL during the battle.

Man, the gold mine never stops, does it? It’s like seeing a jewel materializing because of God…or something.

 

[DarkGrey Heroine]

Vanitas has been playing Epic Mickey I see.

A wonderful thing to imagine.

 

[SoulXaldin]

Lol I can’t believe I said “nothing I say has any logical value” lol. God, that made me look like such an attention whore.

 

[Perkilator]

Holy moley, we can't say ****oo clock? ****oo clock! Oh no! The word ****oo has been stolen! ****oo!

This was from an old thread I made back in May. Launchpad never fails to deliver, I see.

EDIT 12/29/18

"It's not the beginning. It's definitely not the ending it's the middle of the game I take issues with ..


End of the day the game as a whole gets a 7 out of 10 for my rating it's meh"

Now it's the middle of the game he has issues with? Yesterday it was the ending and now it's the middle????

CAN SOMEONE GET A FREAKING DETECTIVE IN HERE?

Like Cheezus Rice on a bike pedaling up Mt. Everest with a Refrigerator full of Sonic OCs this is crazy

Not even Grand Admiral Thrawn can psychoanalyze this mess.

#GetRekt

 

[Perkilator]

It could be similar to KH2's charming Atlantica.
Except this time if you fail to hit the right buttons, Elsa falls off the staircase, get's covered in snow or slips down the hill.
And if you fail to press x during her big closing, she loses her voice due to singing her lungs out.

WHY IS THIS THREAD SO Q U I E T?!

I mean, Alice and Kairi were never - ah, screw it, there's more nits to pick.

When’s there not a nit to pick?

 

[Perkilator]

Sorry I had to triple post, but…

seeing Bazztek get kicked off of KHinsider truly is a powerful 2019 mood

 

[Ðari]

Not technically a quote but this deserves to be remembered when Chaser decides to change his signature.

 

[Perkilator]

YES! GREAT! THE THREAD'S ALIVE AGAIN!

...I'm speaking too soon, aren't I?

 

[FudgemintGuardian]

Not technically a quote but this deserves to be remembered when Chaser decides to change his signature.

I worked hard on it, so it better damn well be remembered!

Also thank you for liking it. <3

YES! GREAT! THE THREAD'S ALIVE AGAIN!

...I'm speaking too soon, aren't I?

Probably. It's kinda funny how a thread like this dies so quickly considering all the wacky stuff said here every day. I suppose it'd help if I actually remembered to post quotes when they happen. XD

Maybe later on I'll go through some threads and find some. Don't be surprised if I wind up just posting my own quotes. I'm proud of the dumb stuff I say.

 

[Chuuya]

I worked hard on it, so it better damn well be remembered!

Also thank you for liking it. <3

Probably. It's kinda funny how a thread like this dies so quickly considering all the wacky stuff said here every day. I suppose it'd help if I actually remembered to post quotes when they happen. XD

Maybe later on I'll go through some threads and find some. Don't be surprised if I wind up just posting my own quotes. I'm proud of the dumb stuff I say.

Oh, so you're the one who made that.
That's actually pretty sweet.

 

[FudgemintGuardian]

Oh, so you're the one who made that.
That's actually pretty sweet.

<3
It was very last minute, but I wanted to do something for them before the new year hit as a thank you for having to handle all the spoilers going around.

 

[Perkilator]

No, just my hopes and dreams.

In case you need it.

Press F to pay respects for Kasey.

 

[FudgemintGuardian]

The real reason Aqua didn't give Sora the keyblade was because she could tell Riku was Gay AF and she knew from experience that having a flashy keyblade sets off your brooding closeted friend because he is jealous of your open fabulousness.

Wait, that isn't canon?

Half of Twilight Town will die of food poisoning after I inevitably botch the cooking minigame.

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[Perkilator]

Master Xehanort learns the true meaning of Christmas and becomes a good guy. Everyone instantly forgives him, and the game ends with Xehanort and Sora skipping merrily across a field of flowers as it rains kittens and gumdrops.

Spoiler Show

You know, Fudge? Nearly two years ago, you (somewhat) predicted the future.

And Sora just beat the dastard up before then. As quoted by you, my queen…

The secret movie is of Sora's arrest.

TONIGHT ON COPS

 

[FudgemintGuardian]

I'm going to assume that's a juicy KH3 spoiler, so I won't click on it, but thank you for liking that quote. XD

 

[Perkilator]

Never mind, we need to do this.

Ah, I love digging through older threads (DISCLAIMER: I joined in November 2017.)

Donald can see into the future and is apologizing for what is to come.

Step down, Goofy. You may be the wisest of the three, but you can’t see into the future like Donald can.

I suppose that’s one use for KH Donald other than Thanksgiving dinner.

 

[Perkilator]

Is this the Legend of Zelda-style timeline split that this series has been building up to?

One is the "Mickey's journey to a Realm of Darkness Reeboks" timeline and the other is the "Mickey doesn't care for fashion" timeline. In the true ending to the "not caring for fashion" timeline it will be revealed that without Mickey spending time at that Reeboks he slipped on a banana peel after saying "let's close this door" and was unable to lock KH due to being knocked out, leading to the entire universe turning into...

THE UNIVERSE OF DARKNESS!

In this universe, Sora gains a giant bat wing like cloud and loses an eye, a leg, and three fingers. Donald and Goofy died in the opening of the door, but Sora's whole quest is to get them back. Of course, since Riku was trapped in the realm of darkness, his soul grew weary and he eventually found a local universe of darkness bar and became a crippling alcoholic. Of course, in this universe, he gains a shitty pencil-thin beard, drinks himself into a stupor with an awful amount of puking in the morning, and never gains his keyblade back, as he has convinced himself that he was never worthy.

Mickey, stricken with guilt, becomes a hermit, much like Luke Skywalker in The Last Jedi. Minney remarried thrice before finally settling on marrying one of Donald's nephews late in life, liking him for his young age and his huge, THROBBING... bank account. Daisy never got over the death of Donald and spent long nights pacing the castle halls, wondering where her sweet duck went off to. She was eventually mailed his ashes, except for the fact that Sora accidentally mixed both of their bodies up with his megaflare and ended up just mailing Goofy's too without telling her.

Sora became much like nightwing later in life, doing vigilante justice around the realm of darkness. He also had a shitty beard. Kairi managed to find a place by the dark margin and prettied it up with the other PoH's to make it look like the Destiny Islands. She grew catty with her richness later in life, and married Sora with a prenuptial agreement that made it so that when she divorced him she took all of his earnings (and keychains). She eventually reconnected with Namine, not knowing her connection initially, and they FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDD?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! You know that scene from oldboy when he finds out that his lover is actually his daughter and they stay together anyways? Think that but Kairi never cared that she was a part of her to begin with.

Maleficent never regained her body, however Pete escaped and got hired by Belle and Aurora as a boat captain for Destiny Shores, the name of the new Dark Margin resort. He found a nice woman, apologized to Minnie, and started a road to righteousness with his new comedy standup act, The Adventures of Captain Justice & Captain Dark. It got mild play in Disney Town, and even some clout in Twilight Town, believe it or not. 5/10, perfectly average comedy stand-up special if you'll ask me. If he keeps working on his act he might even make it big-time.

Aqua and Ansem were FREAKED OUT when they saw everything going on, however Aqua now spends time as a desk attendant at Destiny Shores making enough to get by and Ansem took over Hollow Bastion. He kept the cool platforms in this universe and just rebuilt the town inside of the castle because it looked cooler. Ven never did wake up, however his unconscious body was pretty diddlyin' PISSED that they never turned the lights off in Castle Oblivion. Talk about bad Service.

Organization XIII never had to enact their backup plan so they became very wholesome, with Roxas and Demyx even starting a gay relationship until Roxas wanted to explore more with his sexuality. He ended up settling on a fling with Larxene that started with a few booty calls, but after a sweet call from Demyx (and way more sex with Namine and Kairi then he would EVER be willing to speak to Demy-Wemy about) he finally decided to go back to sugar daddy and adopt a young little shadow. (their pet names for each other were Roxy and Demy btw, super cute couple 11/10) Organization XIII is now just a biker gang, and since they have had increased interest they have begun accepting more than XIII members (some say even heartless are allowed now). Terra is part of the biker gang, but Xehanort decided that he didn't need him anymore so he just has his body back. He's mostly in it because of the nice leather jackets, but it's really the community that he wants to be a part of.

More to come, but all of this because Mickey didn't take the time to get proper traction on his shoes.

Who am I
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[Grono]

Who am I
who are you
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I think the words you're searching for begin with a "t" and end with an "a-hank you"